This "forward" I got recently is good for a few laughs. Enjoy, and Happy Hump Day!
A doctor on his morning walk noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
And now, to continue getting you in the mood for Halloween...
8 comments:
i am
overwhelmed
and eaten alive
great start to hump day!
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/t.
Wasn't that fun, /t.? I killed a few, but in the end I was overwhelmed and eaten up, too. Happy Hump Day!;)
The game wouldn't work for me....
And, blogging at work? tsk tsk tsk.
(lucky zombie!!)
Yes, Galen, I blog at work every chance I get -- completely guilt-free. Sorry you couldn't get the game to work. Give it a try later. It's fun!:)
While I'm still disappointed you actually work, it's good to hear that you blog while there! See...there are ways to get paid to blog.
I, too, am disappointed that I actually work, VE. If only I could figure out another way to pay the rent and eat, I'd do it in a heartbeat. But I do set aside plenty of time during the workday for blogging, so I guess that's okay.:)
I knowd those joints wuz bad fer ye... ;)
She must have been smoking the cheap stuff, Skunk.:)
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