Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Week's Best E-Mail

Halloween Graphics

This "forward" I got recently is good for a few laughs. Enjoy, and Happy Hump Day!


A doctor on his morning walk noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.


And now, to continue getting you in the mood for Halloween...

8 comments:

/t. said...

i am
overwhelmed
and eaten alive

great start to hump day!

× × ×

/t.

Serena said...

Wasn't that fun, /t.? I killed a few, but in the end I was overwhelmed and eaten up, too. Happy Hump Day!;)

G-Man said...

The game wouldn't work for me....

And, blogging at work? tsk tsk tsk.

(lucky zombie!!)

Serena said...

Yes, Galen, I blog at work every chance I get -- completely guilt-free. Sorry you couldn't get the game to work. Give it a try later. It's fun!:)

VE said...

While I'm still disappointed you actually work, it's good to hear that you blog while there! See...there are ways to get paid to blog.

Serena said...

I, too, am disappointed that I actually work, VE. If only I could figure out another way to pay the rent and eat, I'd do it in a heartbeat. But I do set aside plenty of time during the workday for blogging, so I guess that's okay.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

I knowd those joints wuz bad fer ye... ;)

Serena said...

She must have been smoking the cheap stuff, Skunk.:)