Thursday, October 22, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

lolcats - Caption a Kitten -
The Twisted Linguistics posse has tracked down these wayward Words Gone Wild. Sure, they're blasfomy; that's a given with these things. But what do they mean? I'm going to give it a try, but please jump in here with your own unique definitions.

Here goes nothing.

evoution - When you're so crazy and besotted in love that you evolve onto some other plane.

fifles - I'm not sure, but I think this is when one passes gas with an unfortunate, rather wet side effect.

shoold - Personally, I'm convinced that this is pretty much the same phenomenon as fifles.

redidculous - Whatever nasty act culous is, poor Bob had to do it over again.

whiped out - When one whips one's vehicle out into traffic and gets broadsided.

childern - Those dang kids!

tierd - So worn out you're willing to sleeping in bunk beds.

waht - Crying because one's light bulb doesn't burn bright enough.

perpitrators - No clue here. You?

Have a Happy Thursday!
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G-Man said...

Perpitrators...? Honey thats when you go to a swap meet with your item tucked up under your arm pit. And you exchange your comodity for theirs, without touching said item with your hands...
It's in the dictionary...look it up!

Fifles is French...In English the word is Shart!

Serena said...

Thank you for explaining that word to me, Galen. I never would have gotten it. Of course, I've never been to a swap meet.:-) Shart is exactly the word I had in mind when I was thinking about fifles. The French word sounds so much nicer, doesn't it?;)

Skunkfeathers said...

evoution: the elixir Eve used to douche

fifles: Barneyisms from Mayberry

shoold: cockneyed English

redidculous: repetitive incredulity

whiped out: enough swipes of toilet paper usually get it done...ewwww

childern: childern of the well (your sistern, your brothern, your couserns, et al)

tierd: buried in used Firestones

waht: you're talking to Fran Dreshler...

perpitrators: your cat turns on you

Brian Miller said...

lol. these are hilarious. thanks for the chuckle.

Serena said...

Your definitions are perfect, Skunk! I feel more educated now.:)

I'm so glad you enjoyed them, Brian. Thanks for stopping by!:)