When you're having a back yard cook-out:
1. Would you rather eat a burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else?
2. Whichever item you choose, what do you put on it (e.g., catsup, mayo, relish, lettuce, tomato, etc.)?
3. Would you wrap in foil and throw on the grill a baked potato or corn on the cob?
4. Would you prefer to drink iced tea, soda, lemonade, water, or something else with your meal?
5. For dessert, would you choose watermelon, ice cream, or cake?
6. Would you eat your meal at a back yard picnic table, on a covered porch/patio, or take it inside?
7. Would you invite some of your neighbors to join you?
8. If you played games after you ate, would you choose croquet, badminton, football, or hide and seek?
9. Are you hungry now?
It would be a blasfomy to not attempt in the interest of the public good to define some Words Gone Wild today.
legimate - Those who date only the long-legged.
palidrones - Hard-working people who are friends, or one whose only friend is a boy bee -- and the remuneration recouped when the romance ends.
desparate - Insanely different.
porgram - Granny pig, or perhaps a swine pogrom.
galliping horses - Female horses that wear lipstick and gossip.
poowr
good wirters
it has effected me in how I persnally post
enfested
stongley
dummest
certan
discription
ansking
14 comments:
First?
The last question for now:
YES - after reading those questions.
I'll tackle the list this evening after work.
legimate - the other leg.
palidrones - your friends who always just seem to hang about your place aimlessly.
desparate - to disallow boxing practice.
porgram - "telegram for Mr Pig, Mr Porky Pig."
poowr - electrical service that isn't worth s**t (see, "Northern Virginia")
good wirters - the opposite of dab writers?
it has effected me in how I persnally post - I can't even begin to make anything out of this...
enfested - the n's are swarming.
stongley - adverb describing the situation of being menaced by Chinese gangs?
dummest - self-explanatory, eh?
certan - the Coppertone guarantee.
discription - the act of seriously insulting someone in writing.
ansking - the reigning monarch of the land of Ans?
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1. Would you rather eat a burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else?
10-pound bag of scallops
2. Whichever item you choose, what do you put on it (e.g., catsup, mayo, relish, lettuce, tomato, etc.)?
Each scallop needs something unique applied to it
3. Would you wrap in foil and throw on the grill a baked potato or corn on the cob?
I conceal a surplus hand grenade in foil so that it looks like a wrapped potato. Then I make a point of unwrapping it in front of everybody
4. Would you prefer to drink iced tea, soda, lemonade, water, or something else with your meal?
Drinking would just slow me down. That why I use an IV tube instead
5. For dessert, would you choose watermelon, ice cream, or cake?
I wait at the curb for the Ice Cream truck, and see if I can get a line to form
6. Would you eat your meal at a back yard picnic table, on a covered porch/patio, or take it inside?
If it's at somebody else's house, I always insist that we take it inside
7. Would you invite some of your neighbors to join you?
Yes, but I'm very selective. If the husband is cool, but I don't like the wife, then only he can come over
8. If you played games after you ate, would you choose croquet, badminton, football, or hide and seek?
Truth or dare
9. Are you hungry now?
Yes, so how soon can you can the grill going?
1. Would you rather eat a burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else?
Steak rare
2. Whichever item you choose, what do you put on it (e.g., catsup, mayo, relish, lettuce, tomato, etc.)?
Lemon pepper
3. Would you wrap in foil and throw on the grill a baked potato or corn on the cob?
Both
4. Would you prefer to drink iced tea, soda, lemonade, water, or something else with your meal?
Any of the above
5. For dessert, would you choose watermelon, ice cream, or cake?
6. Would you eat your meal at a back yard picnic table, on a covered porch/patio, or take it inside?
Inside
7. Would you invite some of your neighbors to join you?
No and HELL no.
8. If you played games after you ate, would you choose croquet, badminton, football, or hide and seek?
Badminton
9. Are you hungry now?
Kind of
I haven't grilled out in ten years simply because of where I live. Would have to go downstairs and back to do it. Plus there are raccoons in the woods close by. Hungry ones.
1. Would you rather eat a burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else? Steak
2. Whichever item you choose, what do you put on it (e.g., catsup, mayo, relish, lettuce, tomato, etc.)? Nothing
3. Would you wrap in foil and throw on the grill a baked potato or corn on the cob? On the grill
4. Would you prefer to drink iced tea, soda, lemonade, water, or something else with your meal?
Soda
5. For dessert, would you choose watermelon, ice cream, or cake?
More steak
6. Would you eat your meal at a back yard picnic table, on a covered porch/patio, or take it inside?
A plate on my lap
7. Would you invite some of your neighbors to join you?
Nope, then I might have to share my steak
8. If you played games after you ate, would you choose croquet, badminton, football, or hide and seek? Hide and seeek. I would hide in the bathroom due to too much steak
9. Are you hungry now? No, I was eating steak while typing this.
poowr- the power of the poor
good wirters- bad spellers
enfested- infested and encrusted
stongley- powerful sex
dummest- description of the person who wrote the word
certan- Basking in the UV rays of a Cert's breath mint.
discription- an insulting description
ansking- answering your own questions.
They do say that "first" causes you to work up a powerful appetite, Mike. Hope you got something to eat.:)
LOL, Bilbo. I didn't think much could be done with those words, but you did it. I'm LMAO at the thought of the Chinese gangs. We have poowr here in southern VA, too.:-)
Blogger was NOT behaving around 5:30, /t. SOB ate a lengthy reply here and then gave the "Unavailable, sorry for the inconvenience" message. Grrrrr. All in all, I've had a pretty good day, but I'm glad my weekend has now started. This week has been killer. And how was YOUR day?:)
Ooooo, Puggy -- yum! I love scallops, too, so we'll need TWO 10-pound bags. I like mine nekkid, though, so you can have all the condiments. The grill's fired up, the scallops are caught, there's nothing to drink, the ice cream truck's idling at the curb, and I'm pumped for Truth or Dare, so come and get it. Don't bring that potato, though; I know where it's been.:-)
I'm not crazy about steak, Roxan, but I wouldn't turn one down fresh off the grill. With baked potato AND corn on the cob, and some nice iced tea to wash it down. I kind of prefer eating inside, too; I don't need any extra protein from dive-bombing bugs. I don't blame you for not cooking out much what with a woods full of hungry raccoons.:)
I like nekkid burgers, too, Kan; nothin' but the meat and the bun and some cheese. Meat for dessert? Ugh! You had steak for lunch? Cool. As are your definitions today. I'm giggling about the whole discription in my head of some stongley sex.:-)
1)Burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else? - burger
2)What do I put on it? - besides my teeth? - tomato, onion and mayo.
3) Wrap in foil? neither - save room for another burger
4)Drink preference? soda - Coke Classic
5)For dessert? none - leaves room for another burger
6)Where would I eat? - outside - depending on weather and bug population in area
7)Invite neighbors? - No.
8)Games to play? - Backgammon
9)Hungry? - Any burgers left?
1..Dog
2..Ketchup
3..Yes
4..Iced Tea..NO SUGAR!!!!!
5..No cake
6..Inside
7..My neighbor is my BIL so yes!
8..I'd play.."Pass the Remote"
9..Is a bear Catholic?
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Mike's a burger man. Yeah!:)
Hotdogs are my second choice, Galen. I'll usually eat one AFTER I've had a burger. I still don't see how you can drink unsweetened iced tea. What, no cake? That's okay, I'll take yours.:-)
1. Would you rather eat a burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else?
Steak. Always steak if I have the choice. :)
2. Whichever item you choose, what do you put on it (e.g., catsup, mayo, relish, lettuce, tomato, etc.)?
A-1 Steak Sauce, unless it's in the form of teriayki kabobs... mmm...teriayki... (teriayki may not be spell right)
3. Would you wrap in foil and throw on the grill a baked potato or corn on the cob?
Corn on the cob--grilled corn on the cob is delicious! Nummy!
4. Would you prefer to drink iced tea, soda, lemonade, water, or something else with your meal?
Soda, however, if it's dinner, I'm having milk.
5. For dessert, would you choose watermelon, ice cream, or cake?
Chocolate cake, although I want the watermelon too...
6. Would you eat your meal at a back yard picnic table, on a covered porch/patio, or take it inside?
Back yard picnic table.
7. Would you invite some of your neighbors to join you?
Not where I live now. I'm not overly impressed by my new neighbors.
8. If you played games after you ate, would you choose croquet, badminton, football, or hide and seek?
Badminton or croquet--I love both of those.
9. Are you hungry now?
Yep--but that's okay, Cause it's breakfast time. :D I'm thinking steak for breakfast.. ;)
Hope you're having a great weekend SJ! :)
--snow
Oh, and spelled may not be spelled right either :P
hehehe!
--snow
1. Would you rather eat a burger, hotdog, seafood, steak, or something else? a veggie burger from the grill
2. Whichever item you choose, what do you put on it (e.g., catsup, mayo, relish, lettuce, tomato, etc.)?lettuse, tomato, catsup, mustard, pickles, mayo
3. Would you wrap in foil and throw on the grill a baked potato or corn on the cob? What a great idea! Yes, I would!
4. Would you prefer to drink iced tea, soda, lemonade, water, or something else with your meal? iced tea
5. For dessert, would you choose watermelon, ice cream, or cake? yes!!
6. Would you eat your meal at a back yard picnic table, on a covered porch/patio, or take it inside? deck in the back yard, under an umbrella
7. Would you invite some of your neighbors to join you? absolutely
8. If you played games after you ate, would you choose croquet, badminton, football, or hide and seek? How about "Apples to Apples"?
9. Are you hungry now? no
I'm with you, Snow -- A-1 on the steak and grilled corn on the cob instead of baked potato. At this cookout, you can have watermelon AND cake.:)
Sounds like a good, well-dressed burger, Greeny. I'd prefer the tea, too. I don't like anything carbonated with a meal. Love your answer to #5. That would be my answer, too.:)
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