Friday, June 20, 2008

Serena's Friday Playpen

Are you ready for some TGIF fun and games? I thought you might enjoy having a little fun with these picks. Wherever you are today and whatever you're doing, your goal is to kick back and enjoy yourself. TGIF!

How Gross Are You Quiz

How Gross Are You Quiz

You Scored 2 out of 8

You Are Not Very Gross

When it comes to being gross, you don't really rank. You are quite squeeky clean actually

Find out how gross you are at

What the House Test Says About You

You are happy with who you are, and you don't have an inflated sense of self importance. You do your own thing quietly. You don't take up a lot of space.

You aren't against being community oriented, but it's not really your thing. You tend to prefer to focus on your family and not the neighborhood around you.

You are a social, friendly, and giving person. You like to bring people together and make them feel happy.

You look attractive, but mostly because your rely on your natural good looks to get by.

You are moved by romance and love. You are optimistic about people, and you love hearing about happy endings.

I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Here's your lineup of TWISTED LINGUISTICS Words Gone Wild blasfomys.

dottering - Rings scatter-brained folks are required to wear.

yamlukes - Orange tuber vegetables you can put on your head and wear to synagogue.

ruels - Guidelines for morons.

reveered - Off course again.

vigilantees - Gung-ho law & order manatees.

whose the looser? - It belongs to the one with the worst diarrhea.

glich in the system
quater inch

Here are some of the more amusing Google search terms I've seen lately.

gumps gone wild
nude beachs & tart
home for fleas
tong twister
johnly hooker (I HOPE they were actually looking for John Lee Hooker.)


Bilbo said...

Happy Friday...nice picture! I hate to admit that I can't do too much with today's blasfomys in the time I have to spend, but here are a few...

stubid - a ridiculously high or low offer at an auction.

sobrity - the condition of crying because the beer ran out.

Better luck next week! Have a great weekend.

Mona said...

AH! Serena! What a wonderful picture in that black dress! I absolutely love black dresses!

stubid: A bid that was made by a student.

sobrity: The rate of sobbing.

ourselfs: Elfs that belong to us.

pityfull: So full upon the stomach that there is no place to accommodate the two ees in the word 'preety' . So they have used one 'i' instead of two 'ees'

glich in the system : Grease induced itch in your system.

quater inch : The pinching bite of Serena's pet duck while she was still quacking!

cirtainly: Adverb form of a circus entertainment!

Serena Joy said...

Why, thank you, Bilbo. And thank you for tackling a few of those "words." "Stubid" actually makes sense to me now.:-)

Thanks, Mona. Every girl should have at least one "little black dress." Good definitions! Your "stubid" makes perfect sense to me, too. Love "quater inch" as well. Do you suppose there's something wrong with me when these "words" start making sense to me?:-)

G-Man said...

How gross am I...?
You have the nerve to ask that of someone that likes peanut butter and tuna sandwiches?
peanut butter and onion...
peanut butter and bologna...
peanut butter and tomato...
etc. etc. etc.

Serena Joy said...

Galen, Galen. We've discussed those culinary horrors before and I politely refrained from hurling. I don't recall hearing about peanut butter and tuna, though, and now I don't think I can hold it back. Carry on.:-)

Roxan said...

You Scored 3 out of 8

You Are A Little Gross

You do a few things that are a bit gross but for the most part you are just run of the mill gross

House test:
You consider yourself important, but no more important than anyone else. You love attention, but you don't feel like you deserve more of it than anyone else.

You aren't against being community oriented, but it's not really your thing. You tend to prefer to focus on your family and not the neighborhood around you.

You are creative, expressive, and bright. You are always in the middle of some amazing project.

You look good in a low maintenance sort of way. You do the minimum required to be attractive.

You are moved by the most simple of things. You can find pleasure from a small, perfect moment.

I am rabies!

puerileuwaite said...

The first test said I was so gross, that I wouldn't be allowed to take the other test.

So instead, it showed me a short clip of a house floating down a river to its doom, and said that house represented me.

I'm considering a Class Action Suit for discrimination against pugs.

Serena Joy said...

Run of the mill gross, Roxan? LOL. Since we're both rabies, wanna go out and terrorize the countryside a little bit?:-)

Well, yeah, Puggy, I definitely think you should sue. That's just gross that that thing said that to you.:)

Roxan said...

My gross factor probably has something to do with being single. Would be a bit silly to tell myself excuse me when I belch and I'm alone in the house or run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to break wind in bed.

NYD said...

Some of your twisty linguisties would make great names for albums and bands.

Quater inch (band) Pityfull (album)

Stubid (band) Ourselfs (1st album) Glich in the system (newest release)

I'll pass on the "Gross" test I am certain to get a higher score than I did on my SAT's

NYD said...

That test couldn't be very accurate.

I don't bite my toe nails because I'm not gross. I don't do it because I'm obese and can't reach them. I collect the trimmings and use them as a beef jerky sustitute.

How's that for gross?

Serena Joy said...

I see what you mean, Roxan. I'd feel pretty goofy, too, excusing myself every time I did something gross when I'm alone.:-)

I'm not buying it, NYD. I just don't believe you're all that gross.:-)

Those "words" do make some pretty good band names/song titles, don't they? LOL.:)

Corn Dog said...

Nice picture. Wanna swap bodies and brains for that matter. But then that would be a whole swap. What am I saying? I think I need to go to bed.

ThatGreenyFlower said...

You look DARLING in that dress!

Our houses are a lot alike, and we're both rabies. Despite that, neither of us is very gross. None of that really surprises me.

Ok, gotta work now. See you soon! xo

Anonymous said...

johnly hooker

aren't they all?!?

well, i hope you are having
a wonderful weekend, serena of the joy

¤ ¤ ¤


Serena Joy said...

I think you're perfect just the way you are, CD.:)

Thanks, Greeny. So, you went with the tiny house, too? Rabies -- this is kind of scary, no?

I suppose they must all be rather johnly, /t. LOL. I've had better weekends. Something I ate disagreed violently with me last night. Ugh. Hope you're having a much better weekend.:)