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When I woke up this morning, CCR's 'Run Through the Jungle' was playing on the radio. It stayed in my head all morning and led to today's Meme. It's lame, but it is what it is.
If you found yourself stranded in the jungle:
1. You'd be (a) predator (b) prey
2. You'd (a) wear yourself out walking in circles (b) learn to swing from vines
3. It's hot out there. (a) You have no sun screen so you keep all your clothes on (2) As the temperature rises, your clothes drop off
4. You'd (a) rather die than eat bugs and unknown plants (b) would rather eat something unappetizing than die
5. You hear what sounds like a large animal coming. You (a) Squeal and run (b) Make like a statue
6. You suffer a deep gash in your leg. Do you (a) Lie back and wait for death (b) Keep picking leaves and applying them to the wound until you find the one with antibiotic properties
7. You arm yourself with (a) a sharp stick (b) a big, brushy stick and your butane lighter
8. You (a) drink from the first puddle you stumble across (b) wait for it to rain and capture some rainwater
9. You'd rather meet up with (a) Sheena (b) A roving band of short people carrying a big pot
10. If you get bored enough, you'll (a) begin to hallucinate (b) make a pass at Cheetah
11. You'll (a) tell your grandchildren about this someday (b) never live through it
TWISTED LINGUISTICS has these blasfomys of Words Gone Wild for you today.
we all try to bolster's each other sprits - I think it's a spitting contest, but I could be wrong.
tie up lose ends - If you let them tie you up, you can kiss your butt goodbye.
commom folk - Women with small children who drive mini-vans.
divice - Some new naughtiness.
you schould go - You could leave, and maybe you ought to.
destoyed - Taking toys from tots.
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Consrevatives
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13 comments:
EEKS! what a nightmare!!!
I have had such dreams & they have been frightening! I usually find myself lost in caves in jungles , or near pits of snakes etc!
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the tenth circle of hell
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(happy hump day, serena joy)
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1. You'd be (a) predator (b) prey
(c) praying
2. You'd (a) wear yourself out walking in circles (b) learn to swing from vines
(c) stand in one place and make a new home out of it
3. It's hot out there. (a) You have no sun screen so you keep all your clothes on (2) As the temperature rises, your clothes drop off
(c) create a shaded area out of leaves. Even nature does not deserve teh horrors of my naked flesh.
4. You'd (a) rather die than eat bugs and unknown plants (b) would rather eat something unappetizing than die
(c) I would probably die from something I ate
5. You hear what sounds like a large animal coming. You (a) Squeal and run (b) Make like a statue
(c) get ready to test my dying from something I plan on eating theroy
6. You suffer a deep gash in your leg. Do you (a) Lie back and wait for death (b) Keep picking leaves and applying them to the wound until you find the one with antibiotic properties
(c) this would be the part where I "wear yourself out walking in circles ", only running and screaming instead of walking
7. You arm yourself with (a) a sharp stick (b) a big, brushy stick and your butane lighter
(c) my fingers in the shape of a gun. I can also say "bang" really loud.
8. You (a) drink from the first puddle you stumble across (b) wait for it to rain and capture some rainwater
(c) keeps searching for a Coke machine.
9. You'd rather meet up with (a) Sheena (b) A roving band of short people carrying a big pot
Tanya Roberts Sheena or Gena Lee Nolin? And if Tanya Roberts, redheaded or blonde?
10. If you get bored enough, you'll (a) begin to hallucinate (b) make a pass at Cheetah
(c) stop hallucinating
11. You'll (a) tell your grandchildren about this someday (b) never live through it
(c)tell my grandchildren why they are stuck on an island and their grandmother is a chimp.
Yeah, really, Mona. I sure wouldn't want to be lost in a jungle, in a waking nightmare.:)
Are there 10 circles, /t.? Oh well,what the hell, it's Hump Day. It's survivable.:-)
You got into this one, Kan -- and made me laugh. Bless you! #9 -- hey, it's your nightmare; therefore, your choice. I'm LMBO at your #11.:)
Easier said than done. I TRIED to run through the jungle. But not 50-feet in, there was a mean Catholic nun scolding me for running.
Perhaps you need another semester in parochial school, Puggy. Those weren't nuns.:-)
SJ... didn't meme. Will come back and do it later. Loved CCR. Thought I'd share the memory that, at the age of 17, they were my VERY FIRST CONCERT BAND. In the Duluth Arena.
Memories. Thanks. quid
If you found yourself stranded in the jungle:
1. You'd be (a) predator
2. You'd (b) learn to swing from vines
3. It's hot out there.(2) As the temperature rises, your clothes drop off
4. You'd (b) would rather eat something unappetizing than die
5. You hear what sounds like a large animal coming. You (b) Make like a statue
6. You suffer a deep gash in your leg. Do you (b) Keep picking leaves and applying them to the wound until you find the one with antibiotic properties
7. You arm yourself with (a) a sharp stick (b) a big, brushy stick and your butane lighter
Both if available.
8. You (a) drink from the first puddle you stumble across (b) wait for it to rain and capture some rainwater
Would depend on my thirst.
9. You'd rather meet up with (a) Sheena (b) A roving band of short people carrying a big pot
Both sound pretty darn scary. LOL
10. If you get bored enough, you'll (a) begin to hallucinate
I take it you mean Cheetah the chimp. He would have already gone into the monkey stew and ugly little monkey head would scare off Sheena and the short people.
11. You'll (a) tell your grandchildren about this someday
I'd be a vine swinger, until I misestimated the next landing...
yes,
the one
dante didn't
warn us about...
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/t.
I loved CCR, too, Quid. I'll still pop a CCR CD into the player every now and then. WONDERFUL memories.:)
You're going to do just fine in the jungle, Roxan. You definitely have survival instincts. Poor Cheetah, though!:-)
LOL, Skunk. You might be a little banged up, but you'll get there.:)
Ahhh, yes, /t. It's the ones they don't warn us about that we have to worry about. That's okay, though; if we can do 7 circles, we can do 10.:)
Sorry Sherry...
I'm too 'Pooped to Participate'!
xox
Poor Galen. You worked your buns off yesterday. No wonder you don't feel like running through the jungle.:)
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