What's on your mind today? Let's find out.
1. How hot is it where you are?
2. When was your last thunderstorm?
3. What did you wear to work today?
4. What are your plans for the 4th of July?
5. What was your favorite 4th of July activity in the last ten years?
6. What time did you get up this morning?
7. What did you eat/drink before heading out to work?
8. When was your last gas fill-up?
9. How much per gallon did you pay?
10. Are you in the mood to write poetry today?
If you are, great! How about writing something on the topic of fireworks?
Let's do a TWISTED LINGUISTICS Q & A. Here are your blasfomys to interrogate, vivisect, and/or otherwise get to the bottom of.
repeatedely - Result of tainted deli food you shouldn't have eaten.
delt with - Delta justice.
espablished - The PublishAmerica printing process.
people today have no morels - There is a mushroom shortage.
teachser
salut
athesists
upsurd
pregnent
Thios
oridinal
dumd asses
socialogical
I did that to my foot yesterday. Leaving work, wearing a pair of very flimsy slides, I somehow kicked up a stick which somehow boomeranged and impaled my toe. I yelped, whined a little, then wrapped a Kleenex around it and went on my way. It's not showing up very well, but it left a cut about an inch long.
16 comments:
OMG!
you only
have five toes!
well, happy thursday, poor dear
&
get well soon <3
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/t.
1. How hot is it where you are?
Mid 80s, low humidity, sunny!
2. When was your last thunderstorm?
We don’t really get those.
3. What did you wear to work today?
You are assuming I go to work. Ha ha ha ha
4. What are your plans for the 4th of July?
To watch people spend their hard earned money throw it away on fireworks!
5. What was your favorite 4th of July activity in the last ten years?
Spent it in Africa last year.
6. What time did you get up this morning?
7:00am. Boy that is early…
7. What did you eat/drink before heading out to work?
I have a juicer and use 10 different fruits and vegetables each morning. Delicious.
8. When was your last gas fill-up?
Nearly two weeks ago. I ride my bike a lot.
9. How much per gallon did you pay?
4.29
10. Are you in the mood to write poetry today?
Are you in the mood to read it?
Oh, and here is the American 4th of July official poem:
I had a thousand dollars
Saved it up all year
And now I’m going to piss it away
On fireworks and beer
Nice foot! Sorry about the toe.
teachser - tilt!
salut - a salad just for u.
athesists - hemorrhoid relief for those who lisp?
upsurd - really, REALLY absurd.
pregnent - one of JRR Tolkien's three shepherds who is expecting?
Thios - a new breakfast cereal guaranteed to put inches on your upper legs.
oridinal - no ideas here...
dumd asses - people so stupid they not only couldn't find their own asses with both hands and a flashlight, but couldn't spell it even if they found it (see "Republican" and "Democrat").
socialogical - describing one who is not only of pleasant demeanor, but can prove to you why you should be as well.
1. How hot is it where you are? Slightly
2. When was your last thunderstorm?
Last night and it was awesome
3. What did you wear to work today?
I knew I forgot something, explains the laughter.
4. What are your plans for the 4th of July?
My what for what?
5. What was your favorite 4th of July activity in the last ten years?
Getting intoxicated and missing the fireworks
6. What time did you get up this morning?
8:33
7. What did you eat/drink before heading out to work?
Prozac
8. When was your last gas fill-up?
Last Friday
9. How much per gallon did you pay?
4.239
10. Are you in the mood to write poetry today?
Yes, but uninspired.
Yes, it's true, /t. I have only 5. BUT -- I have a spare 5 on the other foot, so I get around okay. Happy Thursday to YOU.:-)
I love the sound of your temps today, VE. It's 95 and muggy here. Ugh. I AM in the mood to read poetry, and your ode to fireworks amused me. Thanks!:)
Thanks, Bilbo. Hope YOU'RE feeling better today. You certainly felt well enough to do up those "words" proud. I am so laughing about the "athesists" and the "Thios" cereal. LOL.:-)
I have a thunder-buster starting up right now, Kan. It sounds scary, too. #5 - hmmmm. Sounds like you had a little fun of a different sort. So sorry to hear you're poetry impaired today. Maybe later.:)
1. How hot is it where you are?
Around 77 now.
2. When was your last thunderstorm?
Today.
3. What did you wear to work today?
White top, khaki skirt. With work vest and work belt.
4. What are your plans for the 4th of July?
Going over Pastor's house.
5. What was your favorite 4th of July activity in the last ten years?
Watching fire works.
6. What time did you get up this morning?
Around 5:30.
7. What did you eat/drink before heading out to work?
Breakfast, cereal.
8. When was your last gas fill-up?
9. How much per gallon did you pay?
I believe the last time I got gas I paid $4.07.
10. Are you in the mood to write poetry today?
No.
I mentioned you in my most recent post with Pug.
I don't remember the last time I got gas. Probably about a week and a half ago. I get gas about every 2 weeks.
Dang, Lamby, how can it be cooler in FL than it is in VA? I'm jealous. You must have a little car like mine; I only buy gas every 2 weeks, too.
That was a very cute post you made!:)
Black Cats, Cherry Bombs
Whistlers and M-80's.
Bottle Rockets, Roman Candles
Finger's of the Ladies.
Mortor Shells, Aerial Displays
Grand Finale's in the Sky.
Firey Fountains of Many Colors..
I Love The Fourth of July!!!!!!!
BANG!!!!!!!!xoxbgxox
So, Galen, let me guess -- you're going to be setting off big bangin' fireworks on the 4th. Am I right?:)
Your injury looks bad but the shot is glam. WONDERFUL shoes,SJ! And such fancy nail polish. I want to feel sorry for you but the photo looks more glamorous than anything.
haha, /t., the polydactylist.
Fill-up? Can people afford that now? Let's impeach that blame throwing worthless GW, and his evil sidekick, and find someone who gives a dizamn about the state of affairs. Things are just too fugged up.
LOL, CD. I figured that if I had to sport that yucky looking cut on my foot, I might as well put on my sparkliest flip-flops.:)
Things are indeed fugged up, Charles. We still have to pay the fugged up gas prices, though, in order to get to work to make the money to pay the fugged up prices of everything else.:)
1. How hot is it where you are?
It's not. I'm cold and snuggled up in my warm silk jammies today. I think it's barely 70 or so--but it's sunny.
2. When was your last thunderstorm?
Friday night. Woke me right up out of bed.
3. What did you wear to work today?
It's sunday, I haven't had to get dressed yet. :D
4. What are your plans for the 4th of July?
I'm probably going to watch fireworks with my parents.
5. What was your favorite 4th of July activity in the last ten years?
My favorite part of the Fourth is BBQ-ing and then going to the lake to watch fireworks.
6. What time did you get up this morning?
8:44. It's the latest I've gotten out of bed in weeks and it was nice!
7. What did you eat/drink before heading out to work?
Coffee and vanilla creamer, then water.
8. When was your last gas fill-up?
Last Sunday.
9. How much per gallon did you pay?
$ 3.99
10. Are you in the mood to write poetry today?
Eh, I'm not really feeling like it today, I'm feeling rather lazy instead. :)
Hope your foot heals quickly! Cause Ouch!! I know that had to of hurt!
--snow
I'll bet your silk jammies are cute, Snow. It wasn't exactly cold here today, but it was much cooler. Enjoy the rest of your lazy, snuggled-in Sunday.:)
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