Friday, June 27, 2008

Serena's Friday Playpen

I am the Nile!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

You Are a Fork

You are truthful, direct, and straight forward.

People find your honesty to be a bit piercing at times.

You are driven and wildly ambitious.

You know what you want, and you take the most direct path to getting it.

Your Kiss is Green

Your kisses are short and sweet - at least a first.

You tend to be a cautious kisser. You don't want to scare anyone off.

Once you get to know someone, your kisses are daring... and even wild.

No matter what the situation is, you know how to deliver the perfect kiss.

Kissing Type: Varied

People See Your Kisses as: Skillful

You Kiss Best With: A Blue Kisser

Stay away from: A Black Kisser

Let's play with these TGIF TWISTED LINGUISTICS blasfomys today. Once you break them down and figure out what they mean, it would make me very, very happy (because, yes, I am pathetic and it doesn't take much) if you'd -- use them in sentences to construct a little short-story paragraph.

People nedd to do more excersise
shelfish demands
both he and her settled
that's not fare


NYD said...

I ended up in a place I never heard of kissin in colors that would never be found on my lips unless I were eating Italian ices.

Bilbo said...

I'd like to make you very, very happy (since you look so smashing in today's picture), but I can't even begin to think of how to string all these blasfomys together into a story. Maybe someday...

enduced - removed all references to Mussolini?

perhjaps - they might be Orientals?

havok - on Star Trek: Voyager, the juvenile delinquent brother of Tuvok.

prenant - I know you were expecting another pismire reference, but nothing comes to me.

availabe - sorry...

Amazom - the reanimated corpse of a female warrior.

acvtivities - in ancient Rome, V times the number of normal activities?

People nedd to do more excersise - if they do, it may help reduce those DD's. Or maybe not.

sunsreen - a sunblock without added vitamin C?

deseases - what Tattoo shouts on Fantasy Island when he looks out at the ocean instead of up at the sky.

shelfish demands - insistence on more than one's rightful share of storage space.

flambouyent - describing a brightly-colored signalling device used to mark safe channels in the water.

chairty - graciously offering someone a place to sit.

both he and her settled - sorry...

that's not fare - the whole point of the famous Kingston Trio Song "MTA."

socilaism - the indolent attitude formed by people who have been on welfare too long.

Mona said...

Serena, that dress becomes you! :)

Anonymous said...

lovely serena joy!

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puerileuwaite said...

So let me get this straight: you are both a river and a fork, and your kiss is green? And I'm considered the "crazy" one? Sheesh.

Roxan said...

I am the Nile


My kiss is black.
Your kisses are amazing. You put a lot of effort into your kissing technique.
You are a perfectionist, and you never leave any kissing detail to chance.
When you're kissing, you like to be in charge. You don't enjoy someone else taking the lead.
You know you're the best kisser. In fact, you're often disappointed by how other people kiss.
Kissing Type: Thoughtful

People See Your Kisses as: Amazingly unreal

You Kiss Best With: A Pink Kisser

Stay away from: A Green Kisser

LOL I am PERFECT in my own mind.

Serena Joy said...

There's a lot to be said for Italian ices, NYD. And strange places. They all come in pretty colors.:)

It's okay about the missing story, Bilbo. You did the words, and that's good enough. It is now my fervent desire to become an Amazom.:-)

Thank you, Mona!:)

And thank YOU, /t. And a happy, happy TGIF to you!:)

That's about the size of it, Puggy. Fork it all, green's a pretty color.:-)

Roxan, that's pretty cool that we're both Niles and forks. The black kisses sound pretty good. Makes me wonder why my quiz told me to avoid black kisses. LOL.

I am PERFECT in my own mind.

Aren't we all?:-)

G-Man said...

...You ARE perfect.

Serena Joy said...

I are? Where, Galen? Where?:-)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

I'm psyched! We're both the Nile!

Sling said...


At 4145 miles from your furthest extremity to the Mediterranean Sea, you outdo the Amazon to become the world's longest river. The piranhas hate you.

Beneath you lies an underground river with six times your volume. You kept this remarkably quiet for several thousand years. In fact, you're full of mystery; your source wasn't discovered until 1862. You're also full of water. And crocodiles. And nuclear pharaoh machines that run on light and can see through time.

shelfish demands- Hey!.Don't put me in that pot dammit!..OW,OW,OWWW!

G-Man said...

Starting at the top..
Beautiful red hair
Beautiful Hazel eyes
Perfect smile
Perfect Pear shaped...uh
Beautifully slender gams
Lovey Toes...
Always stylish footwear..
Terrific work ethic..
Off the chart talented...
A careing and compassionate friend!

...shall I continue??

Serena Joy said...

Cool beans, Greeny! Like US.:-)

Good going, Sling, on yet another Nile. Apparently, still waters run deep. I'm LOL at your shelfish demands. Too funny!:-)

Good Lord, Galen! If I'm looking pear shaped, it's time to diet. Yowzer.:-)

FANCY said...

This put a real nice smile in my face. Here we go ;

For you, kissing is all about pushing the envelope. You're a wild kisser.
And you don't have to know someone all that well to kiss them.
(You figure that's how you'll get to know one another!)
While you may be impulsive with who you kiss, there's nothing random about your kissing technique.

Kissing Type: Unconventional

People See Your Kisses as: Intoxicating

You Kiss Best With: A Red Kisser

Stay away from: A Pink Kisser

Thank you for being there for me with your warm words in my post.

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...yesterday at work, an unhappy guest called me a "tool" because I didn't have the answer she wanted.

Does that make me a useful utensil?


Serena Joy said...

I'm glad you smiled, Fancy. Smiles are good for you.:)

I don't think I've ever been called a tool, Skunk, but I'd think that tools are very useful utensils.:-)

quid said...

I decided to choose only one of the three... (what does that say about me?) Here I am:

You Are a Spork

You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor.
You are creative. You see the world in bold colors.

You are a dabbler. You love to experiment.
You aren't an expert in anything, but you know a little about everything.



Serena Joy said...

Thank you, Quid. Hey, sporks sound like great fun! I hope my fork will be a spork when it grows up.:)

Corn Dog said...

I'm a fork and my kiss is black.

I envision you having a hundred rooms in your house. Every picture is different. You live in a mansion.

Serena Joy said...

Believe me, CD, I don't live in a mansion. Actually, I take most of my pictures at work. That one was taken in an empty office.:)