1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
8. How fast do you type?
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
**If you have a question for Miss Begotten tomorrow, be sure and get it in by tonight.
We have Words Gone Wild out the wazoo today. There is no rest for TWISTED LINGUISTICS.
This first bunch comes directly from that unholy "editor" I've been raising hell about:
I will delete you ever time - I think this means, "I will ban you if the right time ever comes."
substantited - Ensuring that you have tight substantiation for what you say.
afraid to sigh her/their name - Someone waffling about group sex.
discusting - Playfully throwing a discus.
aopted - He opted for "A."
gurnee - The one who is gurned. Now we must discover what gurning is.
misservice - An unmarried female in the servicing business.
infallable - Unable to fall.
And then we have:
where he is gong with it - His head. They hit him in his head with the gong.
nototious - Without totious. Now we have to figure out what totious is.
nuckleheads - I think this is actually a garbled reference to nuclear warheads from a George Bush speech.
Well, this is certainly strange.
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38 comments:
Cough,Cough.
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it? "Tales from the Darkside."
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year? Who knows?
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping? No.
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift? A winning Lotto ticket.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
A snake and an iguana.
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them? Only if there's lots of fruit, and I'm hungry.
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you? No pets.
8. How fast do you type? ~40 WPM.
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven? 105 MPH
You must be choking because of me. LOL
***Your Native American Name Is...***
Alsoomse Keezheekoni
Your name means: Independent Burning Fire
Talutha Tayanita... That is what my native American name is supposed to be, & it means the blood red beaver!
1. The Swan's Song
2. I cook dinner every night
3. Nope
4. A water bed. I heard they are comfortable
5.Nope.
6.Hate them!
7. I used to have pets . But neither owned anyone. It was a peaceful co existence!
8. I do not have a per minute record. I guess I cannot be called one who 'knows how to type' I do it with two fingers.
9.170 km /hour
Serena. You look smart in your pants and black sweater!
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
Abstract Neo-Political Super-Manifest Destiny -or- 101 Other Uses for Ice
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
No
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
Nope
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
No
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
Snake and parrot
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
I like the umbrellas
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
I am not sure who owns whom, but I do know they own the house.
8. How fast do you type?
This fast
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
115mph
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
THE GRUE THAT SHE DO
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
Yes, and a day early
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
I bought T a gift. Unless I get a knock at the door with someone holding a big cardboard check telling me I won that's probably going to be it this year.
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
A House with all the extras.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
No
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
Maybe
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
I have cats so the answer should be obvious.
8. How fast do you type?
Don't know.
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
80 mph
Cough,Cough.
LOL, Charles. I thought that was a pretty weird name, too.
Good title. I hope you get your #4 wish. What kind of snake did you have? Not ... a boa constricter. I know a girl who used to have a couple of iguanas.
I like your Native name better than mine, Roxan. I hope you get your #4 wish, too. That would be wonderful. Your title has a great ring to it and suits you to a "T.":)
Mona, you got another cool Native name. I really like saying that. Not so much what it means. LOL. I'm glad you like the outfit. Thanks.:)
Kan, honey, I think I'd go with your alternate title. I don't think that first one would fit on the book's spine. Or spline, as they call it over at PublishAmerica. LOL. You had a snake, too? What kind? I'd love to have a parrot. I guess he'd be kind of hard to keep with your cats.
Boy, you guys are some fast drivers. I've never gone more than 100 myself -- just because my little "caution" voice interrupted my need for speed.:-)
I had a hognose, but my grandmother made me get rid of him, she claimed that he was a "puff adder." He did a decent job of playing dead, would roll on his back and hold still, stiff really.
Yikes, Charles. Aren't adders like --- poisonous?
A page about the Eastern Hognose snake. If I remember correctly and this page neglects to state, they have a gland that they can distend that smells a bit like a dead animal, and one of the pictures actually shows it, to aid in the playing dead.
Actually this is more likely what it was. Darn, the internet would have been so cool when I was a kid.
When you look at the the second picture on the ufl site, doesn't that one just look downright cute? heheh
Okay, so it's not poisonous. But it's still -- a SNAKE. Ugh. Snakes give me the heebie-jeebies. I like my pets cute, furry, and cuddly.:)
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
I dunno
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
Nope, bringing stuff tho
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
Are you kidding?
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
My basket is full of blessings, I don't need anything else.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
nope
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
I'm a beer kinda guy schweethart.
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
ummm we must get politically correct and say caretaker or caregiver or whatever the F they say.lol
They definitely OWN us.
8. How fast do you type?
I haven't been tested since highschool but I bet I could hit 75-80wpm.
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
I know it was over 100.
1) Holding My Own
2) No way. Not after the unfortunate LSD-induced incident last year. It's so damned easy to mistake other forms of God's creatures for turkeys. Geez. It's not like they can't make more babies.
3) No, because my "shopping" is highly-dependent on the neighbors completing theirs first.
4) Yes: a blow-up doll that initially plays hard-to-get, but then softens up to my repeated advances.
5) Why should I, when I frequent those stores off the beaten path where I can rent them by the hour along with a private booth?
6) No, but I DO like to drink with women that ride in on brooms.
7) I suppose, in a manner of speaking, I DO own them. At least until I get sloppy and the Police close in.
8) I can't type at all, but if you hire me, I will let you have your way with me on occasion.
9) I don't recall, as every time I go over 70, I panic and cover my eyes.
Aw, TC, your #4 is sweet. What a nice thought -- and one we'd all be fortunate to have. #6 -- LOL. #9 -- another speed demon in the bunch.:)
#8 is good enough, Puggy. You're hired. I'll speak to Santa about getting you that #4. #6 -- I didn't realize you'd ridden with me before; must have been in the throes of #2. My commiserations on #1.:-)
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it? Ma Vie en Rose
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year? Only the vegetarian part.
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping? Yea, verily. It's unseasonally early for me to do so, however.
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift? A watch. And a treadmill. And some new winter clothes. ...I'll probably get some weird books and a lip gloss, though.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot? I had a rat once.
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them? Those usually contain rum, I think, so my answer is no.
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you? We happily co-exist.
8. How fast do you type? I've never timed myself. Fast enough.
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven? 90 MPH maybe?
My Native American name is "Face Sloughing Off Due To Cold Dry Air."
1)Autobiography? "Dr. Know"
2)Yes I Am..My own chair, My own bathroom,control of the remote, My own stuffing, ALL the left-overs!!!
3)No
4)Yeah..Cruisin down the Blue Ridge Parkway
5)I've have a snake, and I'd like to pet a monkey!
6)I love em all
7)I have a Sheltie..
And supposedly 2 cats..
But they say that you never own a cat, you just feed them and let them sleep at your place!
8)28 WPM
9)128
That was fun Sherry,
You are quite inquisitive
You writing a book?
(H4U...hehehe xobgxo)
Greeny, your title is so pretty. Re #3, it feels pretty good to have a head start, don't you think? A rat?! Yowzer. Although, I think I'd probably rather run into the rat than the snake.:)
Dear me, child, that's one unfortunate Native name you drew.:-)
Good title, G-man. It suits you. Not sure how to get Santa to bring you #4, but I'll put a bug in his ear. You've had a snake, too?! What is with you people?:) You never own dogs, either. They're every bit as proprietary as cats. 28 wpm, huh? That's pretty good for two fingers.:) I am not at this moment writing a book, but I could start another one at any time. I'm LEARNING stuff.:-)
serena,
my native
american name is
"custer"
"yo ass iz grass"
/t.
Rut-row, /t. Better stay away from Princess Mow 'Em Down.:-)
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it? Nuts, No Bolts
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year? nope, can't cook, not an option
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping? no
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift? My bathroom redone but I can't get the contractor to call me back so I have the sink and vanity in my garage waiting
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot? no, but killed a few
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them? yes
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you? Pets so own me
8. How fast do you type? I backspace faster
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven? over 100 in a Vega
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
Carried To You
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
I am Thanksgiving dinner this year, baby.
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
As I am as selfless and gorgeous as Angelina Jolie, yes, because I am always thinking of other people. My want is to bring perfect surprises into the lives of others, and this takes vigilance. no off days!!
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
Yes.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
Are you actually asking if I have any piercings? It sounds like maybe you are, and that maybe you want to know where these piercings are. No matter, I have not owned any of the above, but I have owned a clown. It's a complicated and thrilling story that will soon be made into a film.
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
Only a crazy person would have a hate on for a drink that had the potential to protect them from a rain storm. Of course I like those drinks, I love those drinks!
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
Ownership? Serena Joy, sister girlfriend, are you an American?!
8. How fast do you type?
I type loud and hard. It's thunder and lightning, the dog hides beneath the dining room table when it begins.
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
55 mph. Any higher would be unsafe.
My Native American name is "Face Sloughing Off Due To Cold Dry Air."
I wandered over from ThatGreenyFlower's place, and can't resist these question things.
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
Lost in a sea of stupid.
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK, but I'll be cooking something...
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
Nearly completed, boxed, and ready to go. I never set foot in any town centre after November 30th.
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
A politician pulveriser. With a composting attachment.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
No. Does a bearded dragon count?
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
Only if it's raining.
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
'Own' isn't the word, I think. We have An Understanding. I feed him, he doesn't bite me.
8. How fast do you type?
As fast as this! Do you want to see it again?
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
Less than 100MPH. I've drifted over 90 on motorways sometimes, but I don't like to hurry.
Oh, and gurning is a common word in the UK. We even have competitions, which I'm happy to say I've never entered. It's this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/3670504.stm
Who'd want to be declared winner of that?
Corn Dog, I love your title! You must write that book, girl. Don't feel bad; I can't cook worth a hoot, either. I think it's vaguely pathetic that at my age, I'm still going home to Mama for Thanksgiving. But ... I don't have to cook.:) I remember Vegas. I am flabbergasted that they would even GO 100 MPH.:-)
Hello, Anonymous, and thanks for answering my impertinent questions. I sincerely hope you don't become anyone's Thanksgiving dinner. Do they do that where you live? Yikes! Run fast, live longer. What a beautiful sentiment your #3 is. You've owned a clown? Details! Sister-girl is indeed an American, who is laughing at loud at your #8. That Native name that you ended up with is starting to scare me.:)
Hello, Romulus Crowe. I've seen you over at Greeny's and am pleased to welcome you here. You'd better copyright your book title before I steal it. I love that! I am in awe of your answer to #3. I wish I could say the same for myself, but I'm being a real slacker about it this year. If you get your #4 request, I hope you'll be agreeable to lending it out occasionally. LOL. I've heard of bearded dragons. As I recall, they're actually kind of cute. Interesting info on the "gurn" situation. I'd never heard of it before. Of course, the person who used "gurnee" still isn't off the hook, because sick people aren't being loaded onto "gurnees." LOL.
1. Fantastical Nonsense
2. Nope, I'm in Joshua Tree National Park hiking and climbing
3. No; I actually wait for Thanksgiving before starting the next holiday.
4. Not really. There's nothing I really need.
5. I earned a merit, I've been funky
6. The more fru fru the drink, the better! I once had a fruity rum drink in Mexico that was made in a pinneapple with a face made out of fruit and had a bouquet of flowers coming out of it. Awesome.
7. I prefer to rent...
8. About 70-80wpm
9. 156mph on the autobahn in Astria.
I had a ball python while in college. I used to take her to class with me in my backpack. Nothing clears a path in the halls like a man with a snake.
VE, your book title is absolutely apropos. You couldn't title it anything else. I had forgotten you're going to be in Joshua Tree next week. Have fun! And who knows, maybe you'll stumble across a wild turkey. That Mexican fruity rum drink sounds like great fun to drink.:) I think that I would love the Autobahn.
Good heavens, Kan, I guess you did clear the halls. So, did she graduate?:-)
This is for G-Man. I figured he'd like it, and it kind of relates back to what he said a couple of days back.
Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?
A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
ROTFLMAO, Charles!:-)
That's from the comedycentral Google gadget.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml?rsspartner=rssFeedfetcherGoogle
Charles...hehehehe...
Yes indeed, I loved it!
Thanks
1. Time enough fer this
2. Nope,Caint fit a turkey in me toster oven.
3. No; Me cain't fit Santa in there either
4. Some rest would be nice
5. Me has a collection of rubber and plastic animals thet me gets when me goes to the zoo.
6. Only on a tropical island
7. Me associates with a cat who comes and goes as she pleases.
8. Never timed meself.
9. 195 kph. Had to play some rockin music to keep me nerve up.
Stomp.
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
The Coincidental Chronicles of Snowelf
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
Oh no. After the time I made green bean casserole and used frozen green beans and it was undercooked, I have been banned. I might be allowed to bring pie if I purchase it from the store or a nice veggie tray.
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
I have bought one thing so far for my nephew--and I have ideas, I just haven't purchased any of them yet.
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
Yes...A mac laptop. But really, I don't NEED anything right now except some new salt and pepper shakers.
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
My brother had an iguana and several toads.
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
Yes...sadly, yes.
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
Our car is new, so she is just starting to warm up to adopting me.
8. How fast do you type?
Over 80WPM
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
Eeek... 125. I only did it once and I don't make a habit of speeding excessively.
Enjoy your weekend off!! :)
--snow
Whoa, Scary -- 195?! Wow! I think we could all use #4. I'm curious -- does Japan have a holiday similar to American Thanksgiving?
An excellent title, Snow. I'm sorry to LOL at your #2 but ... been there, done that.:) I hope you get your Mac. Go have yourself an umbrella drink and enjoy your weekend, too!
1. If you wrote your autobiography, what would you title it?
It would be titled, I don't Do Interviews.
2. Are you cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year?
Uhm...sure.
3. Have you started your Christmas shopping?
Uhm...no.
4. Is there one special item that you'd really like to receive as a Christmas gift?
People are only allowed to give me things they've made (poems, food, infused vodka, tea cozies, crayon drawings, pressed leaves, whatever).
5. Have you ever owned a (a) ferret (b) monkey (c) snake or (d) parrot?
No. No. No. No.
6. Do you like the kind of drinks that come with those little umbrellas in them?
Sure! Along with all the other ones that come without them.
7. Do you own your pet(s), or do the pets own you?
My pets are sub-par-intelligence furry roommates who have trained me quite well and who are nonetheless excellent company. I'm not sure ownership comes into the equation.
8. How fast do you type?
Accurately?
9. What's the fastest speed at which you've ever driven?
Those days are behind me. If I never have to drive again, it will be too soon.
I quite understand your book title, Camille. Great requests in #4. And #6.:)
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