Friday, June 08, 2007

For Scary Monster's 'Collective Craziness'

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

For the punchline, go here.

14 comments:

Serena said...

Yours was very funny, too, Greeny.:)

Scary Monster said...

The punch line me usually gives that one be "keep your hands off your fathers breakfast" This one caught me off guard..
STOMP!

Serena said...

Ha-ha! I stumped STOMPY. That's a fun post, Scary mon. I like these interactive things.:)

Lee said...

Hi Serena...I've had a lot of unexpected interruptions this past week, so am now trying to catch up on blogs...I've been slack...but mostly not my fault. It's turn very cold here today...chilly wind a-blowing so I've got a huge pot of chicken and vegetable soup simmering away on the stove.

Serena said...

Hi, Lee. I've been quite sidetracked this week, too, and have a lot of catching up to do. That soup sounds delicious. Alas, the weather is just the opposite here - very hot.

Rex Zeitgeist said...

Wasn't 'small penis' Jimmy Carters Secret Service code name?

Anonymous said...

I am the famous French fighter pilot. I am totally lost.

G-Man said...

Good Morning Serena Joy,
That was a clever little dealie that you did with the punchline thing..

...And what did I tell you I would do about NO Serena Joy pics? I'll give you another day before the groveling begins...
(teasing)
(No I'm serious!)
(naw, I really am teasing)
(No...I'm dead serious, about Serena's pics)
( Hahaha..we'el see!)

Anonymous said...

I go down in flames. Okay.

Anonymous said...

Serena, if you are interested, Brett Battles is doing another give away of his Novel. Stop by my site, I have left a link to his blog. It's a great read.

Serena said...

I never heard that before, Rex. I kind of don't think so. LOL.

Good morning g-man. Scary Monster thought up that exercise; glad you enjoyed it. As much as I enjoy the sight of groveling men... Okay, I've stopped laughing. I can type now.:-) There was a pic in yesterday's main post, but I'm not doing one today for a bunch of reasons.

Thanks for the heads up, Steve. I'll be by to check it out.

Anonymous said...

good morning serena, I hope your pillow is good and your rash is improving.
tc

Serena said...

Good morning, TC! Hope your Saturday is off to a great start. I'm on the "injured list;" details later.:)

rkfinnell said...

LOL