Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
For the punchline, go here.
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
14 comments:
Yours was very funny, too, Greeny.:)
The punch line me usually gives that one be "keep your hands off your fathers breakfast" This one caught me off guard..
STOMP!
Ha-ha! I stumped STOMPY. That's a fun post, Scary mon. I like these interactive things.:)
Hi Serena...I've had a lot of unexpected interruptions this past week, so am now trying to catch up on blogs...I've been slack...but mostly not my fault. It's turn very cold here today...chilly wind a-blowing so I've got a huge pot of chicken and vegetable soup simmering away on the stove.
Hi, Lee. I've been quite sidetracked this week, too, and have a lot of catching up to do. That soup sounds delicious. Alas, the weather is just the opposite here - very hot.
Wasn't 'small penis' Jimmy Carters Secret Service code name?
I am the famous French fighter pilot. I am totally lost.
Good Morning Serena Joy,
That was a clever little dealie that you did with the punchline thing..
...And what did I tell you I would do about NO Serena Joy pics? I'll give you another day before the groveling begins...
(teasing)
(No I'm serious!)
(naw, I really am teasing)
(No...I'm dead serious, about Serena's pics)
( Hahaha..we'el see!)
I go down in flames. Okay.
Serena, if you are interested, Brett Battles is doing another give away of his Novel. Stop by my site, I have left a link to his blog. It's a great read.
I never heard that before, Rex. I kind of don't think so. LOL.
Good morning g-man. Scary Monster thought up that exercise; glad you enjoyed it. As much as I enjoy the sight of groveling men... Okay, I've stopped laughing. I can type now.:-) There was a pic in yesterday's main post, but I'm not doing one today for a bunch of reasons.
Thanks for the heads up, Steve. I'll be by to check it out.
good morning serena, I hope your pillow is good and your rash is improving.
tc
Good morning, TC! Hope your Saturday is off to a great start. I'm on the "injured list;" details later.:)
LOL
Post a Comment