Monday, September 21, 2009

Monday Morning, Playing Around

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Good morning and Happy Monday. I could liken my Monday to a Broadway play, but the most likely contender would be "Little Shop of Horrors." We ain't goin' there. Let's just do a Meme instead, one in which we shall take it upon ourselves to rewrite a few show tunes. Y'all can dress up to do this if you want. It's fine with me.

The hills are alive with the sound of ______________.

Oklahoma, where the ______________ comes sweepin' down the plain.

If ever I would _________________ you, it wouldn't be in summer.

Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow, there'll be _________________.

Workin 9 to 5, what a way to ________________.

I remember the time I knew what _____________ was, let the memory live again.

Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I __________________.

Hard as lightening, soft as candlelight, dare you trust the music of the _________?

The tiger we were stalking, walked on _______________ feet.

Did you mean to die like that? Was that a mistake or did you know your messy _____________ would be a record-breaker?


Marion said...

1. Cicadas.
2. Tornadoes.
3. Strangle.
4. Rain.
5. Be in Prison.
6. Sex.
7. Have never left the South.
8. Spheres.
9. Webbed.
10. Murder.

Skunkfeathers said...

1. prairie dog farts
2. Sooner cheerleaders knawing astroturf
3. proctoscope
4. more bottoms than dollars
5. screw the tree stump
6. "this is NOT spinal tap poopies"
7. laugh at what you do with sheep
8. ass tuba
9. combat-booted
10. corn-flaked projectile vomit

G-Man said...

1)..the sound of Hillbilly's drinking and whooping it up!
2)If ever I would shag you...
3)that tomorrow there'll be an STD to contend with
4)what a way to get fired because your hours are from 8-5
5)I remember the time i knew what job security was
6)The truth is I never liked you
7)dare you trust the music of the elevater
8)The tiger we were stalking walked on his tippy toes
9)did you know your messy Meme would be a Record Breaker?
Don't ya get me wrong
Don't ya get me wrong
Don't ya get me wrong
I only want to know......

G-Man said...

I guess I don't give a Rat's Ass about Oklahoma...OK?

Serena said...

I want to star in your plays, Dragonfly! THIS is how we're going to get rich. And even if we don't make but $2.00, we'll get a bunch of belly laughs out of them. Works for me!:-)

Are we in a wee bit of a mood today, Skunk? LOL. I'm not sure how we'd costume the characters in your plays, but I'm willing to help with the sets. Except for that last one. Ain't touching that.:-)

I can provide a sound track for your first play, Galen. I'm thinking we're going to have a hell of a time rounding up an orchestra with enough range for the rest of them, though. I'm fine with the fact that you don't give a rat's ass about OK, OK? I didn't want to do that one, anyway.:-)