Monday, June 01, 2009

I Don't Disbelieve...



- I know (sort of) that things sometimes happen for no apparent reason.

- I know (for a fact) that sometimes when it appears there is every reason for a thing to happen, it doesn't.

- I know (or at least try to believe) that everything happens exactly as it is supposed to happen.

- Fat-free ice cream isn't really all that fat-free and will still attach itself to your butt if you eat too much, won't it? Oh, I really don't want to believe that.

- I know that thought is energy and, therefore, there is much to be said for will power. Isn't there?

- If the above statement is true, however, how come it doesn't always work? Should not consistency also be a Rule? If I were in charge, it would be!

- I believe (for sure) that whatever is sowed will be reaped. Why does it not always occur in this lifetime, though? Where is the justice in that?

- I believe that he who dies with the most stuff is still dead. Yep, that's a fact.

- I believe today, more so than on a number of previous Mondays, that Mondays should be banned on general principle. You just wait 'til I'm in charge!

- I believe that birthdays can be good things (because I can talk myself into anything) as long as we keep numbers out of them.

- I believe that many geniuses were believed by their contemporaries to be insane, that many insane people are believed to be geniuses by those who know no better, and that there are many morons running around in the world. Absolute truth!

- I believe (strongly) that there must be a better way of doing most things. The problem lies in figuring out the mechanics of putting it into action.

What do you believe today?

8 comments:

Mona said...

Don't even start me Serena, or I will blow your blog off bandwidth with my rant!!!

I need venting I guess...I hope it doesn't happen in a bad way... :(

G-Man said...

I believe that Red is by favorite color...

I believe that I love Oysters..

I believe I'll have a beer after work...

Believe It.....OR NOT!!!!!

Serena said...

Venting is a sanity-saver, Mona. Go for it!:)

Well, I know you love oysters, Galen, and I'll take your word for the rest of it. Certainly seems like a good day for an after-work beer.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

What do I believe? Today, I believe that when a drunk doesn't admit he's drunk, and mouths off with increasing volume and colorful metaphors to the point of being noticed 100 feet away, he gets cuffed, 86ed, and taken away to detox.

Yep, I believe that. So does the lowlife scumsucker what pushed me to execute the aforementioned, and is now sitting his sorry pompous butt in a detox center.

Otherwise, I believe that I am a very mellow fellow ;)

NYD said...

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Damn I wish I had said that first.

Serena said...

Well, it sounds like your day started out with a bang, Skunk. It's good that the lowlife's detoxing and you're now mellow. Mellow is good!:)

Well, hell, NYD, I agree. We could go beat up Crash Davis/Kevin Costner and steal his quote.:-)

quid said...

Love the old song, Serena....

I believe that tomorrow's another day....

quid

Serena said...

Well, so saith Scarlett O'Hara, Quid. And who are we to argue with her?:) Glad you enjoyed the old song. It took me a while to find the video because I couldn't remember who sang it.