Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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Here's my favorite recent "forward." Makes sense to me. You? Oh, and by the way -- Happy Hump Day!

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A- R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W- L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER -- SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

6 comments:

/t. said...

AWESOME!

S-E-R-E-N-A-J-O-Y
19+5+18+5+14+1+10+15+25 = 112%

! ! !

HAPPY DAY
OF
THE HUMP
TO
SERENA
OF
THE JOYOUS!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

G-Man said...

I was not much of the belief that math can get you anywhere in life.
It's so...Cabalaesque!!
..And creepy.

But You Sherry...You Da Bomb!!

Carry On....G

Serena said...

Thank you for doing the Math, /t. Hope you've had a lovely Hump Day.:)

Having been mathematically challenged all my life, I have to agree with you, Galen. I'm off to carry on now -- and hoping I don't fall down, go boom.:-)

G-Man said...

I get it....Bomb...Boom!!
You so smaaaaaat...hehe

Scary Monster said...

Me done felt a disturbance in da force.

What be more scary than a monster who done maxing out at 168%?

Me never really be gone S.J.


STOMP!

Serena said...

Of course, Galen. Smaaaat is my middle name -- which is infinitely preferable to Splaaaat.:-)

Scary, you cute little monster, you. It's good to see you! You ought to STOMP by more often. I'll give you cookies and milk.:)