Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Week's Best E-mail

I got this one in the past week and thought it was worth passing along.


Four Worms and a lesson to be learned


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarettes - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

And that pretty much ended the service.


Go now and have a Happy Hump Day.Y

8 comments:

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HAPPY HUMP DAY SERENA JOY!

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g-man said...

Ya know they say that booze and smoking slowly kills you....
So What?? Who's in a hurry?

Skunkfeathers said...

Hmmmmm...don't drink hardly 'tal...don't smoke...do eat chocolate...whew...no worms ;)

Roxan said...

I'd venture to say the worms would have died with coffee too. Worm free here. LOL

It reminded me of being in a church years ago and the pastor asked if there was a difference between coke and seven-up. A little tiny voice in the congregation piped up with a big clear "Yes".

Kanrei said...

That was great! Thank you SJ!

camillealexa said...

Happy Wednesday, Serena Joy!

Serena said...

/t. is amused? Well, all righty, then. Happy Hump Day!:)

I'm in no hurry, Galen. I think those worms were just wimps.:)

Chocolate is health food, Skunk. I keep plenty around, and I got no worms.:)

As long as we have coffee and cigarettes, Roxan, we ought to live forever. And worm-free.:)

You're welcome, Kan. I'm SO glad I didn't scare you today.:)

Camille! I was just thinking about you over the weekend. I'm going to come and visit you, and see if LJ has changed and will let me comment. Happy Wednesday!:)

Mona said...

That was a wise perception! another point of view!