Thursday, February 19, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
Since I don't know what else to do with today's crop of Words Gone Wild blasfomys, let's just fill in some blanks. Are you up for it?
opprotunity: If a proctologist prodded you, it would be an excellent opprotunity to ______.
imparct: If your heart can infarct, then your ______ could imparct.
injoyed: If you find joy in solitude, then you must really have injoyed ______.
cometition: Your biggest cometition for first place is _____.
lirical: If Celine Dion can wax lyrical, then ______ can certainly be lirical.
lot's of therios: Lot's family expounded on lot's of therios when Theros ______.
avaliable: When Ava was sued by ______, the judge found avaliable for damages.
appauled: The audience applauded when Paul appeared and appauled the ______.
immiture: If throwing spitballs is immature and holding one's tongue is mature, then _____ can only be immiture.
techiques: Scientists are forming new clubs every day and signing up newbie techiques to _____ for them.
catagory: If lions ate Christians, then ______ from another zoo catagory must be eating the agnostics.