Thursday, February 19, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

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Since I don't know what else to do with today's crop of Words Gone Wild blasfomys, let's just fill in some blanks. Are you up for it?


opprotunity: If a proctologist prodded you, it would be an excellent opprotunity to ______.

imparct: If your heart can infarct, then your ______ could imparct.

injoyed: If you find joy in solitude, then you must really have injoyed ______.

cometition: Your biggest cometition for first place is _____.

lirical: If Celine Dion can wax lyrical, then ______ can certainly be lirical.

lot's of therios: Lot's family expounded on lot's of therios when Theros ______.

avaliable: When Ava was sued by ______, the judge found avaliable for damages.

appauled: The audience applauded when Paul appeared and appauled the ______.

immiture: If throwing spitballs is immature and holding one's tongue is mature, then _____ can only be immiture.

techiques: Scientists are forming new clubs every day and signing up newbie techiques to _____ for them.

catagory: If lions ate Christians, then ______ from another zoo catagory must be eating the agnostics.

4 comments:

puerileuwaite said...

opprotunity: If a proctologist prodded you, it would be an excellent opprotunity to finally wear that gimp outfit that you have in the closet in an appropriate context.

imparct: If your heart can infarct, then your soul could imparct.

injoyed: If you find joy in solitude, then you must really have injoyed falling down a well.

cometition: Your biggest cometition for first place is another porn star taking even larger doses of Viagra.

lirical: If Celine Dion can wax lyrical, then Serena's bikini area can certainly be lirical.

lot's of therios: Lot's family expounded on lot's of therios when Theros ate all of their Cheerios.

avaliable: When Ava was sued by her "Gardner"(sic) for uncompensated late night hedge trimming, the judge found avaliable for damages.

appauled: The audience applauded when Paul appeared and appauled the rest of the Beatles by not shutting the hell up even once during the entire perfomance. Jerks.

immiture: If throwing spitballs is immature and holding one's tongue is mature, then holding someone else's tongue while cramming spitballs down their windpipe can only be immiture.

techiques: Scientists are forming new clubs every day and signing up newbie techiques to pantomime exotic molecule for them.

catagory: If lions ate Christians, then non-existent lions from another zoo catagory must be eating the agnostics.

/t. said...

cometition:

Your biggest cometition
for first place is
Halley

HAPPY THURSDAY
SERENA OF THE JOYOUS!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

G-Man said...

Sorry...I ain't no good with words.
But I know some things....G

Serena said...

Excellent job, Pugsley. Thanks for the laughs. I need them today. Serena got the blues.:)

And Happy Thursday to you, /t. Alas, there will be no Halley's sighting tonight.:)

Of course, you know some stuff, Galen. And you're pretty good with words -- I guess just not my twisted words.:)