This is the winner from among my "forwarded" e-mails in the past week or so. Enjoy!
The Allergists voted to scratch it.
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
But the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Gynecologists said the hole problem was bigger than they expected.
The Veterinarians warned to never step in the same pile of dog doo-doo twice.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'.
The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
But the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.....
You may have noticed that I survived this month's full moon just fine. Hubba-hubba! Who's badder and tougher than some old overstuffed piece of rock?Y
Happy, Happy Hump Day, folks. And listen, with Valentine's Day only a few days away, don't forget to do the little frou-frou Valentine's thingy.
You Are a White Rose
You represent youthfulness and purity.
Your vibe: Sweet and heavenly
Falling in love with you: is like falling in love for the first time