Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Week's Best E-mail

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This is the winner from among my "forwarded" e-mails in the past week or so. Enjoy!

Doctors' Opinions of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it.

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.

But the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Gynecologists said the hole problem was bigger than they expected.

The Veterinarians warned to never step in the same pile of dog doo-doo twice.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'.

The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

The Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

But the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.....

You may have noticed that I survived this month's full moon just fine. Hubba-hubba! Who's badder and tougher than some old overstuffed piece of rock?Y

Happy, Happy Hump Day, folks. And listen, with Valentine's Day only a few days away, don't forget to do the little frou-frou Valentine's thingy.

You Are a White Rose

You represent youthfulness and purity.

Your vibe: Sweet and heavenly

Falling in love with you: is like falling in love for the first time


Mona said...

LOL! That mail indeed is a winner!

But very ironic too, given the present situation!

I am a blue rose :Your Are a Blue Rose
You represent the unattainable and fantasies

Your vibe: larger than life and intoxicating

Falling in love with you is: like seeing a whole new world

Chris Wood said...

No idea what kind of rose I am, but the doctor thing was great!

Skunkfeathers said...

And I rectumed that the proctologists would consider it a big pain in the a...ssets ;)

Full moon, eh? So THAT 'splains the crap I hadda deal with at work Sunday.

g-man said...

And the Blogologists went on and on and on and on and on and.......

I forgot to comment on your post yesterday?
Hmmmmmm, I must be preoccupied :-)

puerileuwaite said...

It said I was a Dill Weed.

snowelf said...

Love the kermit comic! Kermit is so cute. But do you think Kermit likes his nose licked?

hehe! Just throwing it out there. :D

You kicked that hunk of rock's ass.


Serena said...

And we do love our irony, yes, Mona? Your blue rose sounds very pretty.

Thanks, Chris, and thanks for stopping by.

No doubt, Skunk. The proctologists ar probably fixing to make out like bandits. Oh, yeah, there was a BIG full moon Monday night, but it was already huge and bright over the weekend. That 'splains it.:)

Yes, Galen, I expect preoccupation does indeed explain your negligence. All is forgiven because, well, you're preoccupied.:)

Poor Pugsley. Although, I must say, there are worse things than dill weeds.:)

LOL, Snow. Kermit probably wouldn't mind the nose-licking at all. I did kick that old moon's ass. And so did you!:)