Thursday, February 12, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

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For your ripping and shredding pleasure this week, we have the following Words Gone Wild blasfomys. I was able to define a few of them. Perhaps you have other ideas. Please -- let's hear them!

estatic - Flak one gets from online friends.

fasinated - This means that one's pants will probably stay up.

notariety - Refers to a hell-raising Notary Public.

Janpaneese - Language spoken by a Japanese Dutch guy while in China.

If these were drugs, for what ailment would they be prescribed?


You Are a Candy Heart

You're definitely a pro when it comes to romance - and you have great dating etiquette.

Plus you probably smell and taste pretty darn good.

Have a great Thursday, and I'll see you tomorrow at our Play Date.


Kanrei said...

Bah Humbug! I am in hiding this week due to that evil holiday. I hope all is great with you and I will be back full time next week

Celbrity- the famous celery

Ceromny- when Certs gets a degree

Appricciate- enjoying the Cappuccino

VE said...

I'll do two of them as drugs:

Celbrity – Take every other hour to avoid the urge to make cell phone calls while driving. Side effects include random steering to the right in some patients…

Ceromny - The leading drug to address the occasional swapping of fingers and toes. While this disease it not particularly dangerous or painful, it leaves a tremendous angst for self-esteem gluttons

Serena said...

Ah, it's okay, Kan. That mean old holiday won't get you. Good take on those "words.":-)

VE, you've got your pharmaceuticals down pat. Good job!:)

NYD said...

e-static: Eco friendly shocks that can be used to power your new hybid car

Fasinated- Facial injections to prevent ugliness, Aesthetic vaccines.

Notariety: The angry growl you recieve from your father after asking "Are we there yet?" for the fiftieth time

Janpaneese: That's what I say when I stub my toe on one of the lilliputians

Skunkfeathers said...

Celbrity: to soften face-lifted skin before it stretches and splits

Ceromny: eases the pangs of fingernail cramps

Ligitimize: a placebo that helps men stop lying about why they have to go to the office on Sunday morning, when it's nothing more than 18 holes widda guyz

Appriciate: taken to help remove the apple she shoved there when he suggested "an apple a day" helps during PMS

Experiance: eases gastrointestinal pains associated with one's diminishing credit score

Serena said...

I LOVE your definitions, NYD. You are SO good at this.:)

Those sound like some powerful drugs, Skunk. And I know a bunch of men who could benefit from Appriciate.:-)