Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Valentine: The Ick Factor?

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Just in time for Valentine's Day, we have the story of Edna and Simon Martin, an English couple who met via their mutual love of the organ and married in 2005. So what's the big deal? Well, Edna is 73 years old and Simon is ... 35. Does that make you feel a little icky?

Dyslexic and dyspraxic, Simon had never had a girlfriend before meeting Edna. Edna has three children, all of whom are older than her husband. When asked how things are in the bedroom, Edna's reply was, "Hot, hot, hot!" Edna says she and Simon share the same passion as a pair of 25-year-olds and kiss about 150 times a day. She said this after, um, licking Simon's nose. Now are you feeling icky? I certainly believe that age is only a number, but please, within reason. I have to confess that this made me feel a little icky. If I'm having sex with a 35-year-old -- or anyone at all -- when I'm 73, I may change my mind. I can assure you, however, that there will be no nose-licking involved. That's a deal breaker.

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.

You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty


Lulda Casadaga said...

Well, I might settle for a 45 or 55 year old when I'm 73...but 35 is jail bait in my opinion! :D
And i'm with ya on the licking the nose factor...ech!

Anonymous said...

serena joy,

this is without doubt
your ickiest ever ever post

in fact, i'll see Lulda's ech and raise you an ugh :)


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Serena said...

Hi, there, Lulda. It's so nice to see you here. Yep, I agree with you -- I might be a hot-rockin' old lady in a few decades, but jail bait is out. As is nose-licking! Eeewww.:)

Perhaps it is my ickiest ever, /t., but you'll still bow and kowtow and fetch me my scepter, right? And if I may, I'll see you both and raise you a blech. Is that a royal flush?:)

Mona said...

I know a similar couple in my real life ;)

But not the nose licking part...that is SO ICKY!

Serena said...

Well, Mona, I guess if they're happy, that's the main thing. Except, of course, for the nose-licking. Ick!:)

Roxan said...

Ewww. Look, it's bad enough having to dash past all the pink at Wally World without hearing about this. LOL

Serena said...

I second your Ewww, Roxan.:-)

Skunkfeathers said...

If I wanted ta lick noses, I'd move to 'Laska. At -50, I reckon a tongue-stuck-to-nose is about a two second lick ;)

Serena said...

I'm not sure even the randiest Eskimo would lick a nose, Skunk. Then again, at -50, they probably do go a mite crazy up there.:-)