Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
Since I don't know what else to do with today's crop of Words Gone Wild blasfomys, let's just fill in some blanks. Are you up for it?
opprotunity: If a proctologist prodded you, it would be an excellent opprotunity to ______.
imparct: If your heart can infarct, then your ______ could imparct.
injoyed: If you find joy in solitude, then you must really have injoyed ______.
cometition: Your biggest cometition for first place is _____.
lirical: If Celine Dion can wax lyrical, then ______ can certainly be lirical.
lot's of therios: Lot's family expounded on lot's of therios when Theros ______.
avaliable: When Ava was sued by ______, the judge found avaliable for damages.
appauled: The audience applauded when Paul appeared and appauled the ______.
immiture: If throwing spitballs is immature and holding one's tongue is mature, then _____ can only be immiture.
techiques: Scientists are forming new clubs every day and signing up newbie techiques to _____ for them.
catagory: If lions ate Christians, then ______ from another zoo catagory must be eating the agnostics.
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opprotunity: If a proctologist prodded you, it would be an excellent opprotunity to finally wear that gimp outfit that you have in the closet in an appropriate context.
imparct: If your heart can infarct, then your soul could imparct.
injoyed: If you find joy in solitude, then you must really have injoyed falling down a well.
cometition: Your biggest cometition for first place is another porn star taking even larger doses of Viagra.
lirical: If Celine Dion can wax lyrical, then Serena's bikini area can certainly be lirical.
lot's of therios: Lot's family expounded on lot's of therios when Theros ate all of their Cheerios.
avaliable: When Ava was sued by her "Gardner"(sic) for uncompensated late night hedge trimming, the judge found avaliable for damages.
appauled: The audience applauded when Paul appeared and appauled the rest of the Beatles by not shutting the hell up even once during the entire perfomance. Jerks.
immiture: If throwing spitballs is immature and holding one's tongue is mature, then holding someone else's tongue while cramming spitballs down their windpipe can only be immiture.
techiques: Scientists are forming new clubs every day and signing up newbie techiques to pantomime exotic molecule for them.
catagory: If lions ate Christians, then non-existent lions from another zoo catagory must be eating the agnostics.
cometition:
Your biggest cometition
for first place is
Halley
HAPPY THURSDAY
SERENA OF THE JOYOUS!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Sorry...I ain't no good with words.
But I know some things....G
Excellent job, Pugsley. Thanks for the laughs. I need them today. Serena got the blues.:)
And Happy Thursday to you, /t. Alas, there will be no Halley's sighting tonight.:)
Of course, you know some stuff, Galen. And you're pretty good with words -- I guess just not my twisted words.:)
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