Friday, January 09, 2009

The Friday Playpen

TGIF and Happy Friday, y'all!



Deep or Shallow Survey - Fun Myspace Survey


Deep or Shallow Survey


Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason? - Yes - for warmth!

Do you think people with depth have more wisdom? - Sometimes

Do you think people with depth are less afraid of who they are? - Depends

What personality type are you? Deep or Shallow? - Probably a little deeper than shallow

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? - I'd like to think (hope) so

Do you like to ride horses? - Yes

Did you ever go to camp as a kid? - Yes

What was your favorite game as a kid? - Monopoly

If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew that they were married, would you go for it? - Depends; chemistry is chemistry

Have you lied to get out of a date? - Yes

Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? - Yes, as long as he didn't try to push them

Do you like to pursue or be pursued? - Both

Use three words to describe yourself? - Thinking, Stubborn, Independent

Do any songs make you cry? - No

Are you continuing your education? - No

Do you know how to shoot a gun? - Yes

If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? - My dog

How often do you read books? - Every day

Do you think more about the past, present, or future? - Present

What is your favorite children's book? - No idea

What color are your eyes? - Hazel

How tall are you? - 5'4"

Where is your dream house located? - Bora-Bora

Do you have a secret fetish? - If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret any more, would it?

Have you tried sushi? - Yes

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? - Yes

When was the last time you had dinner in a restaurant? - Couple of weeks ago

When was the last time you went to church? - Don't recall

Where was the furthest place you traveled today? - To the vet's office

What was your favorite job? - My third one

Do you like mustard? - It's okay

Do you prefer to sleep or eat? - Sleep

Do you look like your mom or your dad? - Mom

How long does it take you in the shower? - Depends on whether I'm in the mood for a long soak

Can you do the splits? - Not any more

What movie do you want to see right now? - Nothing, really

If you could fast forward your life, would you? - No

What did you do for New Year's? - Stayed home

Did you think The Grudge was scary? - Don't know what that is

Could you relate to a character in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? - No

Do you own a camera phone? - Yes

Was your mom a cheerleader? - No

What is the last letter of your middle name? - N

Do you like your middle name? - It's okay

How many hours of sleep do you get a night? - 4-5

Do you like care bears? - What's not to like?

What do you buy at the movies? - A Coke

Do you know how to play poker? - No

Do you wear your seatbelt? - Yes

What do you wear to sleep? - Nightgown

Anything big ever happen in your hometown? - Of course!

How many meals do you eat a day? - Sometimes 2, sometimes 1 + snacks

Is your tongue pierced? - No!

Ever meet anyone you met on myspace? - No

Do you read myspace bulletins? - No

Do you like funny or serious people better? - Funny

Ever been to L.A.? - No

Did you eat a cookie today? - Not yet

Do you use cuss words in other languages? - Occasionally

Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? - Neither

Do you hate chocolate? - No!!

What do you and your parents fight about the most? - N/A

Are you a gullible person? - No

Do you need a boyfriend / girlfriend to be happy? - No, but it helps

If you could have any job what would it be? - I wish I knew

Are you easy to get along with? - Yes, damn it!

What is your favorite time of day? - Morning

Craziest thing you've done when drunk? - ??

Ever been to the emergency room? - Yes




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8 comments:

dons_mind said...

wow! long survey...so does the first one mean that the wisdom of people of depth is more wiser than others?

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:) :)

puerileuwaite said...

Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason?

Yes. Silk thongs make me feel sexy.

Do you think people with depth have more wisdom?

As long as they're quiet and don't attempt to share it, then yes.

Do you think people with depth are less afraid of who they are?

Paris Hilton doesn't seem to be afraid of who she is, and she is dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks. So I guess so.

What personality type are you? Deep or Shallow?

I try to be more like one of those "Wave Pools", meaning that I like to lure people in and then attempt to drown them.

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?

I'm hesitant to answer, because either answer may result in me being dumped there.

Do you like to ride horses?

Yes, but only because I've seen guys from hair transplant and dating site commercials do it.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid?

Yes. It was a way a stashing me in an undisclosed location away from Catholic priests. But they didn't know about "Counselor Bob".

What was your favorite game as a kid?

That game where you have to find as many differences between boys and girls as possible.

If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew that they were married, would you go for it?

No. Once I realized she was pursuing me, I would stop immediately.

Have you lied to get out of a date?

Technically at the time I truly wasn't sure I was 100% heterosexual. So don't judge me.

Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?

No. It would be much too difficult to explain why I wear a cape and a mask as part of my Zorro-Astrian" faith.

Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

If Benny Hill has taught us one thing, it that is okay to achieve balance.

Use three words to describe yourself?

Conservative, liberal, decisive.

Do any songs make you cry?

That "Never Been To Me" tune.

Are you continuing your education?

No. I've decided that "Lost" will teach me everything I need to know to survive and ultimately find the answers.

Do you know how to shoot a gun?

Yes, but I'd rather drive the getaway car and have you do the dirty work.

If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?

The porn. With my luck, that's the only stuff that wouldn't char beyond recognition before the news crews got there.

How often do you read books?

Whenever I see one of those women with visible thongs past their waistlines walking into a book store.

Do you think more about the past, present, or future?

I think about the future because I have no choice. Those winning Powerball numbers just won't leave my head.

What is your favorite children's book?

"The Creepy Guy in the Yellow Hat and Trenchcoat Gets a Monkey"

What color are your eyes?

See through.

How tall are you?

I don't answer this question anymore. Not since that Drill Sargent said he didn't know they stacked poop that high.

Where is your dream house located?

Right across from Barbie's, facing the open side.

Do you have a secret fetish?

Yes. I'm wrapped up in the net at a Women's Volleyball Match, and they don't know I'm there.

Have you tried sushi?

No. It always seems to settle out of court.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?

Yes. But then I realized that it already has a camera. So I'm trying to finance my own studio instead.

When was the last time you had dinner in a restaurant?

Dinner? So that's why I got those dirty looks when I asked when the lady was going to read my fortune. I'll have to try that.

When was the last time you went to church?

Right before that earthquake swallowed it. I have faith that it was unrelated.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?

Rome during the Caligulan period.

What was your favorite job?

Any one where I don't have to look out for the cops.

Do you like mustard?

I can't say until I find out if we have common interests and values.

Do you prefer to sleep or eat?

I'd say they're tied for 3rd after breathing and fornicating.

Do you look like your mom or your dad?

I look like the mailman and the lady who cleans on Thursdays.

How long does it take you in the shower?

It depends if the webcam is on, and when my last time was.

Can you do the splits?

No, but I don't think we both have to be able to, in order to still be highly compatible.

What movie do you want to see right now?

Way to change the subject, lady.

If you could fast forward your life, would you?

Yes. That way I could get to the end of these questions before retirement.

What did you do for New Year's?

Tested women's resolutions.

Did you think The Grudge was scary?

Any grudge is scary. That is why I carefully explain what my date should expect - best case - from our night out.

Could you relate to a character in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

I'd like to relate to his girlfriend.

Do you own a camera phone?

No, I lease with option to buy.

Was your mom a cheerleader?

I was wondering why every visit to a set of bleachers is like deja vu.

What is the last letter of your middle name?

The same symbol that Prince used, until he switched back. Now I have my uniqueness again.

Do you like your middle name?

We've acknowledged each other's right to exist. Let's leave it at that.

How many hours of sleep do you get a night?

It depends if they're having a "Lou Dobbs" marathon or not.

Do you like care bears?

No. When they ask "How's it going?", and I attempt to tell them, they try to scamper off. Phonies.

What do you buy at the movies?

A Carmen Miranda hat with real fruit. It's both decorative and nutritional.

Do you know how to play poker?

Not very well. I seem to lose every piece of clothing well before my supermodel opponents do.

Do you wear your seatbelt?

No. Per BMW, the best way to prepare for an accident is to avoid it. So when one is imminent, I time my leap from the car.

What do you wear to sleep?

A fireman's suit. That way if I awake to a blaze, I can run out screaming past the real firemen. It would be the ultimate gag.

Anything big ever happen in your hometown?

Yes. I left. They celebrate every January.

How many meals do you eat a day?

Depends who's buyin'.

Is your tongue pierced?

Would it alleviate the swelling?

Ever meet anyone you met on myspace?

No. Turns out I needed "my space". (Get it?)

Do you read myspace bulletins?

Only when they're about fugitives in my area.

Do you like funny or serious people better?

It's tough choosing between the two (just like having to decide between electrocution and hanging).

Ever been to L.A.?

I'm not much for small talk.

Did you eat a cookie today?

Does anal insertion count?

Do you use cuss words in other languages?

Yes. While trying to work through these endless questions.

Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?

Who needs music while Larry King has a TV show?

Do you hate chocolate?

No. I'm sure it has a reason for dong the things it does.

What do you and your parents fight about the most?

My efforts to rebuild Jonestown.

Are you a gullible person?

I'll go with whatever you decide.

Do you need a boyfriend / girlfriend to be happy?

No. I need a girlfriend to make "Mr. Happy" happy. I just need to be his "enabler".

If you could have any job what would it be?

The guy who makes sure that the Craigslist "Casual Encounters" ladies are legit.

Are you easy to get along with?

I like to think so; as long as you convert to my religion peaceably so I don't have to kill you.

What is your favorite time of day?

The one that annoys me the least.

Craziest thing you've done when drunk?

Started blogging.

Ever been to the emergency room?

All the time. I bring a bag of popcorn and wait for the people who shoved things up their butts to roll in.

G-Man said...

If you think I'm doing this you are CRAZY!!

Sooo, can I call you "Survivorwomqan"?

:-)

Mona said...

I think people with depth & wisdom means the same thing!

That is such a long meme Serena!

Skunkfeathers said...

I can answer the survey easily: when I'm not being shallow, I have depth...but moments of shallowidity allow for easier wading ;)

Serena said...

Whew! That's a lot of time on that counter, Don. Re wisdom: beats me. I'm not that wise.:)

Pugsley, there's so much going on in your head that I feel pretty dull in comparison.:)

Just call me Gloria, Galen. I'm crazed, but I WILL survive.:-)

Yes, Mona, I agree.:)

Makes sense to me, Skunk.:)

/t. said...

TGIF
again, almost
TO SERENA JOY!!!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena said...

It can't come soon enough, /t. For today, all I can say is ODIM.:-)