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It's Wednesday. It's Hump Day. And it looks like it's going to be one of those Meme Days.
1. If you were a meme, what would be your theme?
2. If you were a dance, would you stomp or prance?
3. If you were a holiday, what would your greeting card say?
4. If you were clothes, would you be pants, shirt, or hose?
5. If you were hair, would you be dark or fair?
6. If you were a hex, would you work by words, potions, or sex?
Just for the hell of it, how about writing me a limerick on mimes.
TWISTED LINGUISTICS has a few ripe blasfomys for you today. Enjoy.
My books need the explosure - Knowing who this person's publisher is, I think they're threatening to blow up the book.
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anurism
10 comments:
If I were a meme, what'd be my theme?
It's all about meme ;)
If I were a dance, would I be a stomp or a prance?
I'd be a stomp and a collapse when the disc slipped..
If I were a holiday, what would my greeting card sound like?
Money's short, times are hard,
here's your f***ing holiday card...
If I were clothes, what would I be?
Jeans on a hot woman ;)
If I were hair, would I be dark or fair?
In my youth, I'd be brown; now I'd be gray/white, but at least I'd have hair ;)
If I were a hex, would I be administered by potion, chant or sex?
Definitely sex; might as well have fun whether I work or not ;)
1. If you were a meme, what would be your theme?
I am meme, hear me roar
All the facts I state will bore
But you’ll read them anyway
Because you’re a fool
I am meme, hear me shout
This will be processed in then out
And not change a single thing for you or me
I am meme, hear me say
I’ll just make up answers anyway
It’s the illusion of confusion
To which I stray
2. If you were a dance, would you stomp or prance?
I’d take a chance
And make a stance
For a brand new dance
Without my pants
3. If you were a holiday, what would your greeting card say?
Happy VE Day
Now get out of my way!
(very popular in NY…)
4. If you were clothes, would you be pants, shirt, or hose?
The hose, it could not be
It’s not the real me.
The shirt would hide my abs
It’s not like I have flabs
The pants would hide my schnowzer
From many an unlikely browser
5. If you were hair, would you be dark or fair?
Pubic for sure
It’s much more pure
6. If you were a hex, would you work by words, potions, or sex?
If I were a hex
It would have to be sex
But it wouldn’t be work
For I’m not a jerk
1..A Rhyming Meme from Serena Joy?
A few choice words I would employ,
About the glory of being Sherry's "Boy-Toy"!!
2..I'll state my preference, although it's a lot of work..
I think Id' be a very "Cool Jerk"
3..I wish my friends would go to Hell..
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...
4..About this one I'll be a sport
I'd be a pair of Boxer Shorts!!
5..About the hair I've truely discovered,
Color don't matter, as long as it's covered.
6..About casting a spell, I have no quirks..
As long as "She" loves me, Whatever Works!!!!!!!!
I hope this Meme makes you happy,
Sometime TODAY, I'll have a new Lappy...G
xobgxo
Look Serena! he is sending his friends to hell...the betrayer that he is!
& Today he will have either a new lap dog or a new secretary...
I think that I'd better not dance with you, Skunk, cuz slipped discs ain't no picnic, but I will buy your f***ing WONDERFUL holiday cards by the gross. It don't get much shorter and sweeter than that.:-)
VE, you aced the hell out of this! I ought to ask for poetry more often. You rule, dude.:-)
And what's this, Galen? Warped verse from my favorite Boy-Toy? Bring it on! I want your Christmas card. LOL. Please print up a bunch for me. You can bet "She" is mindful of #6. Enjoy your gleaming new little tech toy! I know you can't wait to get it home and plugged in. You chose well, Grasshopper.:)
Nah, not really, Mona. Those cards would be reserved for and just perfect for all our not-friends. We all have 'em, Lord love us.:)
New Lap Top Sherry!!!!!
yay!!!!
Bring on Reverend Bob!!
xobgxo
( don't let the new Avatar scare you )
Hot-diggity-damn! Galen's got a little 21st century technology now. It's a brave new world, isn't it? Moi, scared of an avatar? I've seen that picture before, dude, and it didn't scare me then. I'll tell you what does scare me -- the cost of new kitchen utensils. Geez, who knew?!:-)
P.S. - Want Bob? See that little Search Box thingey at the top left? Just type Rev Bob in there and you'll get all the Bob vids.:)
An erudite lad named Ben.
Was questioning,
What? Where? and When?
He'd go on and on, like an Internet meme.
Again and again and again.
I see,
NYD.
With a little detection
of Ben's predeliction,
Seems clear to me
He suffers from redundancy.:)
You getting things sorted out and feeling better, hon? Chin up!
1. If you were a meme, what would be your theme?
Specific descriptions of hidden body parts.
2. If you were a dance, would you stomp or prance?
I would do the white guy overbite.
3. If you were a holiday, what would your greeting card say?
Pugtoberfest is for coerced lovers.
4. If you were clothes, would you be pants, shirt, or hose?
One size fits all hose.
5. If you were hair, would you be dark or fair?
I'd be curly and rest in people's soups.
6. If you were a hex, would you work by words, potions, or sex?
Potions and then sex, just like back in college.
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