Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Nouveau Doo-dads
I've got
- Brand new pots and pans. Shiny! In a shiny new box.
- A brand new toaster
- A brand spanking new colander. Red!
- Sparkling brand new spatulas and flipper-things and big spoons
- Brand new rugs and towels and ... stuff
Whatchu think Serena got in mind? Hint: Serena is not addicted to shopping just for the hell of it.
We have blasfomys out the wazoo today. How about defining them just for, you know, the hell of it?
molstation
abuabuse
struggel
simular
bah mitzfa
libal
anomily
femenine
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molstation - where lawn pests tank up.
abuabuse - what got people into trouble at Abu Ghraib
struggel - to work hard at getting the wrinkles out of the carpet.
simular - to Mr Bush, like nucular.
bah mitzfa - ceremony at which a southern Jewish boy comes of age.
libal - pro-feminist.
anomily - zone in which mention of Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter is forbidden.
femenine - nine times more comely than the average woman.
Widdall the new stuff, it's a good way of saying your day's gone to pot...the old stuff is toast...you have a new strain of spagetti...
*ducking boos and throwd old spatulas*
You've FINALLY come to your senses and decided to pursue your new life in a new condo with the Pugster.
Wow, Bilbo, you defined all the words! Great job! I couldn't think of a thing.:)
I will admit this, Skunk: a new day is dawning in Spaghettiville.:-)
I will say this much, Puggy: I have come to my senses. Even my dog patted me on the head and said, "Good girl.":-)
Nouveau Doo-dads
stocking up for your next
garage sale?
just a guess
well, a bit early, i know, but
TGIF SERENA JOY!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
You are finally getting around to returning the wedding gifts.
No, no, /t., I'm not selling my new doo-dads! It occurs to me that I might like a garage in my next incarnation, though.:)
No, NYD, I'm not returning the gifts. Now that I think about it, I have so many doo-dads now that I won't need any future presents.:-)
...Someones gonna have a brand new key soon I bet.*wink*
xobgxo
Well, G, I haven't lost my car key lately. And I know where the key to my diary is. If some other brand new key turns up, I just hope it's shiny.:)
Hey, I have that song on my playlist. LOL
Ah. You've decided to open a diner?
LOl! @ Nyd! :D
I guess that you are going to throw a party!
molstation : A subway
abuabuse : bitten by Alladin's monkey
struggel: Strong glue to fix wall to wall carpets
simular : one who enjoys simulation rides
bah mitzfa : An Arabic name
libal: 'She" has the balls
anomily : A Yoga ( chanting Om) family
femenine: a nine times more feme fatal ( than the rest)
It's a cool song, Roxan.:)
No diner, Mike. Nor cooking school.:-)
Eventually, I probably will throw a party, Mona. LOL @ your definitions.:)
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