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The focus of today's Meme is in the political arena.
1. List five adjectives that describe your feelings about the race for the White House.
2. Construct a metaphor about the current political race.
3. Devise a simile summing up today's political climate.
4. Write your own ironic twist to a possible outcome of the presidential race.
5. Would you describe yourself as (a) optimistic (b) pessimistic (c) apathetic or (d) catatonic about the candidates?
The TWISTED LINGUISTICS Words Gone Wild patrol has rounded up these blasfomys for you to punish. Let's see what you do to them.
road sings along the highway
calerys
abituary
cremaited
eulegy
enbalm
autopsie
memorel
caskit
catepolt
13 comments:
Sorry know nothing of your politics that would make any sense, I'm the same with UK politics (but thats the politicians here not me)!!!!!
My only comment about politics just now addresses the protesters in Denver: they're going over like a single cricket at an NFL football game...*crunch*...
1. List five adjectives that describe your feelings about the race for the White House.
Skepticism, boredom, worry, irritable, whatever
2. Construct a metaphor about the current political race.
I just can't go there...nightmares and all...
3. Devise a simile summing up today's political climate.
It's gonna dump on us. The dumping might never end...
4. Write your own ironic twist to a possible outcome of the presidential race.
McCain dies of old age right before the election. Hillary moves over to the republican side and runs against Obama with Arnold as her running mate all the while Obama and Biden are singing “Ebony and Ivory” in a grand showmanship musical play. But secretly everyone in the nation writes in J.D. Salinger on their vote and suddenly the country is looking for the whereabouts of their most celebrated recluse. As he cannot be found in time, Donald Trump takes over the presidency in a leveraged buyout of the U.S. Government.
5. Would you describe yourself as (a) optimistic (b) pessimistic (c) apathetic or (d) catatonic about the candidates?
e) Picnic (it’s my favorite ic word…)
That's quite understandable, Queenie. Politics are often hard to make sense of in the best of circumstances.:)
LOL, Skunk. Poor cricket.:-)
Perfect #3 simile, VE. I love it, albeit it's frighteningly true. And your ironic twist is just superb. It could happen, too. They don't call this America for nothin'.:)
road sings along the highway:
This lane is your lane, this lane is my lane.
I would drive 500 miles.
Love is a stranger in an open car.
Highway to hell.
Who's gonna drive you home tonight.
My asphalts for you.
LOL at your road sings, Roxan.:-)
1..5 adjectives..?
Ironic,Unbelievable,Creepy,Rigged, Mudslinging.
2..He ascended to the Apex, only to be destroyed by his own Idealism!
3..After the Election, we are gonna be bent over and butt-fucked LIKE a dirty whore!!
4..Obama wins in a landslide after a 40 year old Vietnamese Prison Movie surfaces showing Jane Fonda giving a smiling John McCain a handjob while a P.O.W.
5..Nihilistic!!
(Sorry, objective morality does NOT exist!)
What was the question?
There!!
Arent you proud of me Sherry?
Hehehehe...xoxbgxox
Well, yeah, Galen, I can see where a healthy dose of nilhism might come into play. It remains to be seen whether said nilhism will induce apathy or catatonia.:)
YO!
MEME GIRL!
hope yr havin' one
GREAT WEEK!
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/t.
OMG! Something is weird with your comments. They are so TINY.
UGH! Obama blew it. I mean Biden. THat says it all. What was he thinking? I am so disgusted now with all of them. I know I am not following the meme rule. Just had to b*tch.
Hope you are, too, /t.:)
Tiny comments, CD? You mean, as in the print shrunk? Dang. Must be a Stoopid Blooger thing. I'm nonplussed by Biden, too. Poor choice, if you ask me.:)
1, irritating, irritating, irritating, irritating, irritating...
2,Mc Cain Singing: " Old rope or new rope, take whatever you want. The trouble is that he is stronger than me but doesn't have the guts to face me"
3. Casting your vote is like pissing against the wind.
4." keehr pakaai jatan se/ charkha diya jalaa/ aaya kutta khaa gaya/ ab baith ke dhol bajaa"
( she cooked the pudding with eagerness & burned her fingers in the process. The dog came up & ate it all & now she is left playing a drum on her empty vessel)
5. Apathetic
road sings along the highway: The singing group "roads" sang all the way to New York from Washingtion.
calerys : calculating leery men
abituary: arbitrarily forced to write an obituary
cremaited: creamed & then mated
eulegy: an elegy about you
enbalm : remove the balm ( ending)
autopsie : tuned to piss automatically
memorel : relay a memorandum
caskit : "see , ask it" ( spoken in shorthand or shorttongue
catepolt : past tense of having launched a stone by catapult!
I often find politics irritating, too, Mona. But that's okay -- you introduced a hefty portion of levity with your definitions. Yay!:)
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