Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Thursday Q & A
I'm not really around right now, but I'm certainly going to try to check in on you all tonight. Bon appétit!
I'm pretty hungry today; hence, the tenor of your Thursday Interrogation.
1. When you're really, really hungry, what do you most want to eat?
2. When it's very hot, what do you most like to eat?
3. When it's hot out, what best quenches your thirst?
4. What do you like to eat on cold days?
5. What do you tend to snack on between meals?
6. What constitutes your bedtime snack?
7. Do you try to "eat healthy?"
8. If your answer to #7 is yes, what does that encompass?
9. What do you eat when you're trying to lose a couple of pounds?
The blasfomys are so wicked today that TWISTED LINGUISTICS doesn't much care what you do to them.
Husbands killing there wifes
litigenous
facilty members
her breats
immagrant
reperation
genarated
peice
destrioyed
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1. When you're really, really hungry, what do you most want to eat?
BBQ ribs
2. When it's very hot, what do you most like to eat?
Ice cream
3. When it's hot out, what best quenches your thirst?
Ice cold lemonaide
4. What do you like to eat on cold days?
Clam chowder
5. What do you tend to snack on between meals?
Cherries, grapes, but I rarely do snack a lot
6. What constitutes your bedtime snack?
My real vice is disgusting, sugary cereal. Give me Cocoa Puffs or give me death! I actually got a box of them as a present for my birthday. Fortunately I try and limit my intake of this to ‘special occasions’.
7. Do you try to "eat healthy?"
Pretty much, but I’m not hung up on it.
8. If your answer to #7 is yes, what does that encompass?
I juice 10 different fruits and vegetables for breakfast most mornings. Been doing that for years and years. Dinners are pretty basic and not full of processed foods.
9. What do you eat when you're trying to lose a couple of pounds?
I drop my Pepsi habit for awhile. Other than that I just don’t; I increase my exercise.
Husbands killing there wifes - what can happen when the wives get overly critical of their husbands' lousy grammar and spelling.
litigenous - apt to file lawsuits over specific literary genres?
facilty members - teachers who are very adept at what they do.
her breats - this lady doesn't know her s from her...
immagrant - handout provided to an illegal alien.
reperation - the act of perating one more time.
genarated - told about General Electric.
peice - result of a failure to give peace a chance.
destrioyed - demolished three times.
1. When you're really, really hungry, what do you most want to eat?
Soylent Green
2. When it's very hot, what do you most like to eat?
A big steaming bowl of 5-alarm chili in the blazing hot Texas sun
3. When it's hot out, what best quenches your thirst?
Warm olive juice with the worm in it
4. What do you like to eat on cold days?
A snowcone in the middle of the bleak Alaskan tundra
5. What do you tend to snack on between meals?
Other people's anti-depressants
6. What constitutes your bedtime snack?
Nyquil sundae
7. Do you try to "eat healthy?"
No, I "eat angry"
8. If your answer to #7 is yes, what does that encompass?
Not applicable, as my answer to #7 was "No"
9. What do you eat when you're trying to lose a couple of pounds?
Something containing the Ebola virus
1. When you're really, really hungry, what do you most want to eat?
Steak and cheesy potatoes. Mmm.
2. When it's very hot, what do you most like to eat?
Fruit and yogurt.
3. When it's hot out, what best quenches your thirst?
Ice water.
4. What do you like to eat on cold days?
Chili and cheese
5. What do you tend to snack on between meals?
Crackers, protein bars, yogurt, whatever bad for me food someone brought to work that day.
6. What constitutes your bedtime snack?
Cheese bread, cereal, cookies, ice cream, popcorn with white cheddar sprinkled on it...
7. Do you try to "eat healthy?"
95% of my meals are good for me balanced meals. It's the snacks and soda that kill me.
8. If your answer to #7 is yes, what does that encompass?
I try to stick to non-processed foods as well. Meat, veggies, and fruits make up most of my dinners, Yogurt and banana, or oatmeal for breakfast, salad/soup for lunch.
We have dessert, which is usually jello or pudding with whipped cream.
9. What do you eat when you're trying to lose a couple of pounds?
Soup and salad, and I actually count my calories and drop the soda habit, and make sure I work out EVERYDAY instead of just when I have extra time.
Have a great weekend SJ!! :)
--snow
Ah, the subject of food - where everyone's dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. When you're really, really hungry, what do you most want to eat?
---I drive around a lot when working - so I have to have something I don't have to wait long for. If I'm really, really hungry - it's gotta be a Wendys Classic Double burger w/cheese and a side of fries.
2. When it's very hot, what do you most like to eat?
--A large American sub with everything , but no hot stuff
3. When it's hot out, what best quenches your thirst?
--Cold Coke Classic
4. What do you like to eat on cold days?
--Chili or homemade potato soup
5. What do you tend to snack on between meals?
--Reeses Fast Break candy bar
6. What constitutes your bedtime snack?
--Cheez-its
7. Do you try to "eat healthy?"
--In a word - NO!
8. If your answer to #7 is yes, what does that encompass?
--Answering "NO" to number 7 spares me an answer here. :-}
9. What do you eat when you're trying to lose a couple of pounds?
Since I've never been able to gain weight, I don't mess with trying to lose any pounds.
That was not intended to "rub it in" for those who must diet.
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destrioyed - All three of them were obliterated.
peice - something kept from an architect I.M. Pei project as a reminder.
1. When you're really, really hungry, what do you most want to eat? Hamburger
2. When it's very hot, what do you most like to eat? Ice
3. When it's hot out, what best quenches your thirst? orange juice
4. What do you like to eat on cold days? fish
5. What do you tend to snack on between meals? cereal
6. What constitutes your bedtime snack? cereal
7. Do you try to "eat healthy?" gave it up for lint
8. If your answer to #7 is yes, what does that encompass? dust
9. What do you eat when you're trying to lose a couple of pounds? I'm afraid I need to resort to liposuction
Thanks for some interesting answers, you guys. And thanks for the unique touches of humor that never fail to make me laugh.:)
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