Friday, August 01, 2008

SJ's Friday Playpen

I'm not around today, but that doesn't mean y'all can't play. It is, after all, Friday -- and a glorious Friday at that. I'll try to catch up with your comments sometime tonight. TGIF!

Out of nowhere survey

Out of nowhere survey

if i was a BIRD, i would... - fly free and high whenever I please

if i was 3 pounds, i would seem... - like a Chihuahua

if i could give my self a new name it would be... - Jane. Or maybe Evangeline.

if i could live anywhere i would live... - on a mountain by the sea

if one of my eyes was 10x bigger than the other i would... - look mighty freaky

if my pinkytoe was bigger than my big toe, it would be..... - deformed

if i was 10 feet tall, i would.... - be an Amazon

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You Are a Good Friend Because You're Loyal

You stick with your friends no matter what, even if you feel like they're doing the wrong thing.

You believe in letting people figure out their own path in life. It's not your place to interfere.

And part of your loyalty means that you'll do a lot for your friends. You definitely go the extra mile.

You'll even do great things for friends without them asking. After all, that's what friendship is all about.

You are truly a friend for life. And you have friends you've known since you were a kid.

Your friends can count on you to do a favor, remember a birthday, or just be there to listen.

Your friends need you most when: They can't turn to anyone else

You really can't be friends with: Fickle people who change friends quickly

Your friendship quote: "Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows."

You Are Mostly Virtuous

You are a good person, or at least as good as you can be.

You try to do the right thing, and you have ended up with many virtues.

While you are virtuous, you aren't a saint.

There's definitely a bit of devilishness deep in your heart!

Where You Are Virtuous:

You have the virtue of Temperance. You don't eat or drink excessively.

You have the virtue of Cleanliness. You keep yourself and your home clean.

You have the virtue of Silence. You avoid frivolous conversation, and you use your words carefully.

Where You Are Not Virtuous:

You lack the virtue of Moderation. You are attracted to extremes of all sorts.

You lack the virtue of Frugality. You tend to spend and waste money freely.

You lack the virtue of Chastity. You aren't always guarded when it comes to intimacy.

Here's what TWISTED LINGUISTICS has on its end-of-the-week blasfomys docket. Do see what you can do with them.

mirace came true
New Zeland
mainley becasue their weird
even stupidder
blood-sucking leaches
derelection of duty


NYD said...

mirace came true: I'll just cut the fool some slack and add the l

backpetal: Flower appreciation from a rear point of view.

New Zeland: (put on your phoney French accent) New, Of course Ze ouse is new! Ze pool is new, ze air conditioner is new! New Zeland is also new.

mainley becasue their weird: Not even Martha Stewart can fix this one.

saddel: (Now put on your best TV evangelist accent)
Yeaess! I have the word, but I can't hear it as well as I need to, so God wants you to buy me a saddle-lite. Yeass! a saddel-lite to catch the word from upstairs directly.

repoter: The fantasy of every Dead head or doper after the roaches are smoked.

even stupidder: self explanitary.

I think I'll let the other folks handle the rest.

Bilbo said...

Here are my few...

mirace came true - it could have been a miracle if he hadn't gotten the l out of there in time.

backpetal - a floral derriere.

New Zeland - trade name for the new French terrain recognition software.

mainley becasue their weird - secondarily because they can neither type nor spell.

repoter - the person who puts the plants into new, larger containers.

even stupidder - describing the mental capacity of a man who evaluates women on the basis of bra size.

derelection of duty - How Mr Obama and Mr McCain are handling their campaigns.

Anonymous said...


the w/e be
upon thee

¤ ¤ ¤


Mona said...

mirace came true: what the participants of a 500 meters run would say about Olympic Games in China this time ever since the cliffhanger situation recently !

backpetal : the underside of a petal

New Zeland : A New land discovered where people sleep like Lotus Eaters

mainley becasue their weird : The main lay ( from among the threesome) beca ( twice the kind of mega) sued their partner who was acting most weird in their 'thereesomeness'

saddel : a mixed feeling, of pathos & delight

repoter : took the job of a poter again

even stupidder : 'comparitively' it was the stupid person who got even

deffinatly : innately deaf

blood-sucking leaches : when someone sucks your blood Your leeward side aches. ( it is the name of that particular kind of 'hidden' pain you feel)

perfury : before you get angry ( colloquial)

derelection of duty : a Democratic way to find a job!

Serena (((HUGS))) I am having blood sucking leaches...

Serena Joy said...

NYD, Bilbo, and Mona -- you came up with some humdingers of definitions today. Kudos!:)

The weekend is indeed upon us, /t. Have a happy one!:)

Skunkfeathers said...

LMAO...I am also "mostly virtuous".

Must be something wrong with the thing... ;-)

Serena Joy said...

Yeah, Skunk -- I may have broken it when I took the quiz.:-)

Ruela said...

I'm a spam rubot ;)

puerileuwaite said...

I have a question: is being "mostly virtuous" the same as being "almost a virgin"? A friend wanted me to ask. Okay, okay: I need to know.

Serena Joy said...

Oh, Ru, you are not a bot.:-)

No, Puggy, I don't think you have to be almost a virgin to be "mostly virtuous." You just have to be pretty good at pretending sometimes.:-)