Wednesday, July 16, 2008
I've been thinking about the economy, fuel prices, bank failures, pork barrel spending, slush funds, yada-yada. This Meme just kind of evolved from that kind of thinking.
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If you were going to sell your life on eBay:
1. What would be your biggest selling point?
2. What would be your opening bid?
3. What advertising gimmick would you use?
4. What restrictions would you impose?
5. What payment methods would you accept?
6. Would you offer free shipping?
7. How long do you think it would take to close the deal?
I doubt that these moldering blasfomys exhumed by TWISTED LINGUISTICS have anything to do with the economy -- but they could. I'll give 'em a shot, but see what you can do with them as well; i.e., put 'em on the rack, get 'em hot, and make 'em sweat.
worsstest - A premonition of next month's trying economy.
chauvanistic - Describes some of the politicians who got us into this worsstest mess.
dimned your witt - What will happen when school funding is cut.
had beed - He used to flit around like a happy bee; now he doesn't.
shrapnal - Sharp crap that hits you every payday.
I had a severed bout - And with no insurance, the docs didn't bother to sew it back on.
unnessasary - There will be no funds available this year for the annual Nessie hunt.
herrassed - Half-assed sexual innuendo in today's depressed offices.