Wednesday, July 09, 2008

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Today's Meme Theme: "One Man's Trash..."

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see?

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top?

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye?

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet?

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet?

6. What's in your middle desk drawer?

7. What's in your night table drawer?

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it?

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter?

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will?

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one?

The day would not be complete without some blasfomys to torment. Let's see what Words Gone Wild TWISTED LINGUISTICS has come up with.

a coy'd look - Whatever it is, I guess most guys would consider it more attractive than a stupid look.

hybyrd
politicts
integery
inspite
a tradey
aggrivation
couldm't
bruhaha
figuar

16 comments:

Bilbo said...

hybyrd - the clone of a West Virginia senator.

politicts - the condition of being ticked off by stupid politicians.

integery - the zoo where you can see all the integers; if you time it right, you can actually see them multiplying.

inspite - tilt on this one, I'm afraid...

a tradey - what you can arrange on e-Bayey.

aggrivation - the annoyance caused by the ceaseless bragging of Texas A&M graduates.

couldm't - sorry, no joy here.

bruhaha - a beer to be laughed at (see, "Bud Light").

figuar - somewhat less of an insult than shouting "pruneuar" at an old person.

Kanrei said...

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see?

The refrigerator door coming towards me obviously =P

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top?

Junk obviously =P

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye?

The drawer

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet?

Dust

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet?

Nothing, I am tall.


6. What's in your middle desk drawer?

Don't have one...only two drawers

7. What's in your night table drawer?

Again, no drawers. Shelves.

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it?

I honestly have no Earthly clue.

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter?

Everything and anything. Clutter rules!

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will?

Never...clutter rules!

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one?

Chuck and buy

/t. said...

integery:

an integral data type
which may be BCD-like

HAPPY HUMP DAY SERENA JOY!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Corn Dog said...

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see? brocillini

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top? What junk drawer?

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye? gramma spanky panties

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet? Obagi cleanser and toner

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet? jeans

6. What's in your middle desk drawer? What middle desk drawer?

7. What's in your night table drawer? What night table drawer?

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it? What cabinet?

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter? dog treats, fruit, plants and ants

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will? every change of season

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one? chuck and buy

VE said...

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see?

I see a world of possibilities where we can all live in harmony with each other and play joyous games where nobody gets mad for losing and nobody cheats. And then I notice the orange juice and it all fades away…

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top?

I always keep solid gold bars on the top to hide my junk. That way, nobody will mess with my real junk, they’ll be too fixated on the gold…

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye?

The fact that last time I did the laundry I was too lazy to match the socks and now they’re in a pile that resembles limp pick up sticks.

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet?

Ha! You are assuming I have a medicine cabinet. And I do not! But should you go into the medicine bunker and through the door behind the “important drugs I have tried” filing cabinet you would enter a world where emotions take physical form. Here’s a hint: go there in a good mood.

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet?

I like to open it with my head tipped to the side thus causing two eye level planes. The space between these planes hones in on an alternate time spectrum where I can actually tickle myself in the future. It’s quite irritating…

6. What's in your middle desk drawer?

The stuff from the top desk drawer after it broke…

7. What's in your night table drawer?

I usually keep a jar of daylight there just in case. You never know when you need some daylight through the course of the evening. Then, right before dawn I refill it with some night time just to get me through the day.

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it?

That’s where I put all the personal effects of our pet midget. He hates that!

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter?

The kitchen, of course!

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will?

Everywhere I go. I just carry them in a big pile and leave an article of clothing every few feet. That way, the trip gets lighter as I go and I can always find my way back…

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one?

I simply moved on to virtual toasters, coffeemakers, microwaves, cell phones and blenders. There’s no cleanup, it’s faster and I don’t have to worry about remotes. It’s also less calories.

Serena Joy said...

Bilbo, you're on fire today with your "word" analysis. I love 'em!:)

Kan seems to be in a rather pragmatic mood today. Okey-dokey! We're in agreement on #11, though.:-)

/t., integral data is like Sanskrit/Swahili to me, but -- Happy Hump Day!:-)

Brocillini, CD? Is that as bad as I think it is? LOL. I keep dog treats on my counter, but no plants because proximity to me kills them. I wonder why that doesn't happen when I get ants? Honey, you just know somebody's going to get excited at your mention of gramma spanky panties.:-)

VE, judging by #1, you're still in marketing mode, aren't you? #2 is good to know in case I ever decide to rob your house. #4 sounds mondo intriguing. So, that's where the good stuff is, in the bunker? Good to know. #11 makes sense to me. I'm just not sure about virtual toast and pop tarts, though.:-)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

You don't seriously really want to know my answers to this meme, do you? ...I didn't think so. But I'm a sucker for a Serena Meme!

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see? The soymilk on the top shelf.

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top? Clothespins.

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye? My new flowery bikini undies!

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet? The nail clippers, files, screwdriver for eyeglasses, and so on. Better Half's shaving stuff.

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet? My shirts.

6. What's in your middle desk drawer? Don't have one--I took it off so as to have more knee room!

7. What's in your night table drawer? About 5 different hand lotions, at least 5 lip glosses, several books, and a year's worth of back-issues of "The Prescriber's Letter."

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it? The stuff we rarely use--cake-decorating things, Christmas dishes...

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter? Fruit bowl, coffee pot, compost holder.

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will? We go to Goodwill about 4 times a year.

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one? Both my cell phone and the blender bit the dirt within the last year. We bought new ones.

ThatGreenyFlower said...

VE, I think I want to buy whatever it is you're selling.

Serena Joy said...

I seriously, really DO, Miss Greeny. I adore Greeny Answers. Your answers are actually quite similar to mine, except for the soy milk. I've never developed a taste for that.:)

G-Man said...

You sure ask a lot of questions..

1..Milk
2..A hammer
3..I have no dresser
4..Tooth Brush and Tooth Paste
5..My shirts
6..What desk?
7..What Night Stand?
8..My Diabetic stuff..Fancy Wine Glasses..the checkbook.
9..An Electric Can opener...a microwave!
10..hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11..Buy a new one of course!
.
There Red...G'Nite...G
xo

Serena Joy said...

I DO ask a lot of questions, G. And you don't really mind answering them, do you? I'm laughing at your #10, too. I know how you love to hang on to your "stuff." LOL.

I think it's now unanimous on #11.:)

NYD said...

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see?

A pitcher of tea

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top?

um, I don't know, junk?

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye?

My wife's underwear. Yum!

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet?

No medicine cabinet.

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet?

More often than not it's my cat staring back at me.

6. What's in your middle desk drawer?

all the stuff that wouldn't fit in the bottom drawer

7. What's in your night table drawer?

No drawer in my night table

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it?


No cabinet, but for some odd reason I store my Ziplock bags on top of the ice box

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter?

Last night's dishes. Clean, of course!

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will?

Whenever my wife get's around to it.

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one?

Knock on wood. Everything is working fine and has been for quite a long time.


Good Meme Serena.
Got me to think about my surroundings a little more deeoly than I am used to.

Corn Dog said...

I love ve's #7. How poetic. Makes my day.

Brocillini is broccoli's cousin but tall and lean. It is great on salads.

Serena Joy said...

NYD, I think that any house with a pitcher of tea in the fridge is a warm and welcoming home. #3 - LOL. #5 - your cat is ... in the closet? Tell him it's okay!:-)

I had never heard of brocillini before, CD. Interesting! I agree with what you said about VE's #7.:)

snowelf said...

1. When you open your refrigerator, what's the first thing you see?

Milk. It like dominates my fridge. You WILL get some calcium and you WILL like it, Snow!

2. If you opened your "junk drawer," what would be on top?

The can opener.

3. When you open your top dresser drawer, what first catches your eye?

It is soooo crammed full, all I think is how much I want a new dresser.

4. What's on the bottom shelf of your medicine cabinet?

I don't have one now, but it used to be a water pick and our toothbrushes and toothpaste.

5. What is at eye level when you open the door of your bedroom closet?
Clothes. That's all that's in there right now because I haven't found "a place for everything" yet.

6. What's in your middle desk drawer?
Magazines for reading at work.

7. What's in your night table drawer?

I have shelves, they hold the remotes.

8. If you have a cabinet above your refrigerator, what's in it?
Nothing cause I have so many cabinets right now, I'm not out of space yet. ;)

9. What do you keep on your kitchen counter?

Batman-Superman Cookie jar. Coffee Pot, canisters, microwave. That's it.

10. How often do you throw out old clothes and/or put together a load for the Good Will?
Once to twice a year.

11. If your toaster, coffeemaker, microwave, cell phone, or blender has broken recently, did you have it repaired or chuck it and buy a new one?

I'd totally buy a new one. :)

--snow

Serena Joy said...

You sound very well organized, Snow. Wow, I envy you having too many kitchen cabinets. I'd kill for more.:)