Thursday, May 01, 2008

The Thursday Q & A

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It's that day of the week again -- you know, the day when you get grilled along with the eggs and sausages and flapjacks.

1. You react to stress by:
(a) Eating more than usual
(b) Sleeping more than usual
(c) Smoking more than usual
(d) Being crankier than usual
(e) All of the above

2. When faced with multiple dessert choices, you
(a) Take a long time to decide on one
(b) Decide to forgo dessert altogether
(c) Take one of each

3. When you're angry, you
(a) Cry
(b) Yell/cuss
(c) Eat/drink/smoke too much
(d) All of the above

4. On a hot day, your thirst is best quenched by
(a) Soft drink
(b) Iced tea or lemonade
(d) Water
(e) Beer

5. For lunch, you prefer:
(a) Fast food
(b) Plate lunch
(c) Health food
(d) Bagged lunch you brought from home
(e) You don't eat lunch

6. If you eat breakfast, would you rather have:
(a) Bacon/sausage/ham and eggs
(b) Cold cereal and toast
(c) Breakfast biscuit
(d) Hot cereal
(e) Pancakes/French toast/Waffles
(f) Fruit/Pastry
(g) None of the above
(h) All of the above

7. When you eat a full breakfast with all the trimmings, do you want on the side:
(a) Grits
(b) Hash browns

8. When you eat dinner out, do you choose a:
(a) Full-service restaurant
(b) Buffet
(c) Fast food
(d) Cafeteria

9. Do you generally tip:
(a) 15%
(b) 20%
(c) 30%
(d) More

10. When you see someone grinning for no apparent reason, do you assume:
(a) They're very happy
(b) They're loopy
(c) They're high
(d) They have gas (and you can take that with either the old fashioned when you ate too much meaning or the new-fangled trying to fuel your car during an economic crisis meaning)

11. Do you sleep in:
(a) A nightgown
(b) Pajamas
(c) Tee-shirt and boxers/pajama bottoms
(d) Underwear
(e) Nothing

And what would Q&A Day be without TWISTED LINGUISTICS? Let's see what we can do about interrogating these Words Gone Wild and getting confessions out of them. They're tough ... but so are you!

revieced
revovles
abnormalaties
wreckessly
pround
rightous
diagree
sneakest

I finally got moved into my office Monday. This is it.

9 comments:

/t. said...

revieced
received
&
then returned

serena joy, YOU HAVE A CORNER OFFICE!

* A * W * E * S * O * M * E * ! *

happy thursday to you
happy thursday to you
happy thursday dear serena joy
happy thursday to you!

>8---:} )

¤ ¤ ¤

Bilbo said...

First off, I'm insanely jealous of your office!

revieced - tilt!!

revovles - turns back upon itself.

abnormalaties - the restraints used on lunatics.

wreckessly - adverb describing the driving skills of a person whose insurance premiums are out of sight.

pround - where all the homeless drogs are kept.

rightous - Republican.

diagree - to support another's position unto death.

sneakest - the ultimate in casual footwear (much better than a mere sneaker).

VE said...

1. You react to stress by:
(a) Eating more than usual
(b) Sleeping more than usual
(c) Smoking more than usual
(d) Being crankier than usual
(e) All of the above

Avoiding it in the first place…

2. When faced with multiple dessert choices, you
(a) Take a long time to decide on one
(b) Decide to forgo dessert altogether
(c) Take one of each

I don’t do desserts…unless its ice cream

3. When you're angry, you
(a) Cry
(b) Yell/cuss
(c) Eat/drink/smoke too much
(d) All of the above

Get mad

4. On a hot day, your thirst is best quenched by
(a) Soft drink
(b) Iced tea or lemonade
(d) Water
(e) Beer

A pool and a fruity rum drink (a tropical beach works too)

5. For lunch, you prefer:
(a) Fast food
(b) Plate lunch
(c) Health food
(d) Bagged lunch you brought from home
(e) You don't eat lunch

I try and not eat plates for lunch…

6. If you eat breakfast, would you rather have:
(a) Bacon/sausage/ham and eggs
(b) Cold cereal and toast
(c) Breakfast biscuit
(d) Hot cereal
(e) Pancakes/French toast/Waffles
(f) Fruit/Pastry
(g) None of the above
(h) All of the above

French toast….but I never seem to have it either

7. When you eat a full breakfast with all the trimmings, do you want on the side:
(a) Grits
(b) Hash browns

No self respectin’ Northerner would eat grits!

8. When you eat dinner out, do you choose a:
(a) Full-service restaurant
(b) Buffet
(c) Fast food
(d) Cafeteria

Full service. The rest of those options are the options in hell!

9. Do you generally tip:
(a) 15%
(b) 20%
(c) 30%
(d) More

My tip is usually “don’t work in the food services…”

10. When you see someone grinning for no apparent reason, do you assume:
(a) They're very happy
(b) They're loopy
(c) They're high
(d) They have gas (and you can take that with either the old fashioned when you ate too much meaning or the new-fangled trying to fuel your car during an economic crisis meaning)

“They got laid…”

11. Do you sleep in:
(a) A nightgown
(b) Pajamas
(c) Tee-shirt and boxers/pajama bottoms
(d) Underwear
(e) Nothing

My skin

Skunkfeathers said...

1. React to stress by

launching an elevator-clearing tyrannophatus kaboom, and my stress level is cut 50%

2. When faced with multiple dessert choices you

don't discriminate

3. When you're angry you

smile for no apparent reason...

4. On a hot day your thirst is quenched by

a good her

5. For lunch you prefer

a good her

6. If you eat breakfast, would you rather have

a good her

7. Full breakfast wid all the trimmins includes on the side

a good her

8. When you eat dinner out, you prefer

a good her

9. Do you generally tip

degree of tip is proportional to how much horizon destabilization liquid I've imbibed

10. When you see someone grinning for no apparent reason, you assume

they're mad and plotting

11. Do you sleep in

a bed

A good corner office beats a cornered orifice ;)

Kanrei said...

revieced- getting mail while being revived

revovles- how the Volvo turns

abnormalaties- the abilities of the abnormal

wreckessly- easily wrecked

pround- the smart money AKA a profound pound

diagree- the diagram of how we disagree

sneakest- a celebration marking the harvesting of sneakers

Serena Joy said...

Thank you for the Thursday song, /t. It did me a world of good.:) I did luck out with a corner office, didn't I? It's very comfy. Happy Thursday to you!<3

Don't be too jealous of the office, Bilbo. I have a feeling I can be moved on a whim. Love your definitions today.:)

VE, your answer to #4 would work pretty well for me, too. Alas, it doesn't happen all that often. I beg your pardon on #7! We self-respecting Southern ladies eat 'em every chance we get.:D Re #10, yep, that would explain all the symptoms.:-)

LOL, Skunk. Serena see a good her in your future. I think your response to #2 is the best policy. I worry about that very thing you said in #10, too. God forbid they should surround us and corner our orifices.:-)

Thank you, Kan, for a job well done in explaining the words to me. Revieced probably happens more than we even realize. Oh, and now I know what happened to all my sneakers. Sneaky bastards.:-)

G-Man said...

Getting into the mind of your minions eh??
OK then...
1..Stress:C and D
2..Dessert:B
3..Angry: D
4..Thirst: Unsweetened Iced Tea
5..Lunch: D
6..Breakfast: A hehehe
7..Side: Both
8..Dinner: A and B
9..Tip: 15-20%
10..Smiling: All of the above
11..Sleep: C

Now you know everything there is to know about me Sherry...
Do you still respect me?

xoxbgxox

Serena Joy said...

Interesting stuff to know, G. Your #2 disturbs me; you'd give up dessert?! Geez, I'd pass up the entree before I'd decline dessert. #4 -- ick! I can't drink unsweetened iced tea. I guess that's a burly man thing. I still respect you, though.:D

Corn Dog said...

Your new office is gorgeous. Is that chair purple? How cool is that?