Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Thursday Q & A

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Today's Q&A will encompass (shudders and horrors!) -- Pop Culture. Sorry! But you guys are tough; you can do it.

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?"

2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest?

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight?

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing?

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt?

7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings?

8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child?

9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?"

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person?

I love today's TWISTED LINGUISTICS. Alas, I haven't a freakin' clue what they mean, so I'm leaving the unraveling of their etymology in your capable hands.

moreless
books that costed 20$
doees
competative
tatic
slaes
aksed
unfortuante







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24 comments:

Kanrei said...

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?"

Yes because I miss picking on her and I hate picking on the downtrodden.


2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?

I was impressed by how terrible she could make a breast look. I think it was the first time I ever saw one and wished I hadn't.

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest?

She is the best person to pick the best turkey...oh, you mean in the country?

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight?

Who did what?

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing?

How can you brew a sex tape? Either you had one or you don't. Is she planning on making one or something?

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt?

Yes because I thought slavery was outlawed.


7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings?

Who did what?


8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child?

Statue of limitations I think will save her.


9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?"
It is not a "man." It is a woman who had a sex change. As far as I know she is still XX and XX is female.

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person?

Wonder? NO. I have proof.



Just one word is being convicted today by me. I feel forgiving

doees- what a female deer does.

/t. said...

actually,
i'm still hopeful
that brad and angie
might want to adopt me

oh, alright -- i can never get out of here without doing at least one of these (like, bet you can't eat one)

unfortuante:
to weaken your hand in a game of poker

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

VE said...

I see we’re going into the 14th level of deep thinking and philosophical ponderings with today’s questions…

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?" Where’s she coming back from? Insanity? I really don’t care…

2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout? I thought it embarrassing what they girls will do for money.

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest? Does she know which Turkeys are beautiful and which are not?

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight? Where’d she lose it?

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing? Will it be available in Blue Ray?

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt? Hey, somebody’s gotta maintain their landscaping and household…

7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings? I’ll send one that says “Better you than me…”

8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child? I thought he had fake id when they met…

9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?" Not as much as the beer gut and plumber crack woman…

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person? I wonder exactly who that person is in the first place before I wonder about whether there are two or one of them

Serena Joy said...

I hear you on #1, Kan, but ... if she ever becomes normal, it won't be any fun to pick on her. I'm so sorry Lindsey ruined your first time for you. I promise, they don't all look like that. #5: It's a scandal that's brewing. Allegedly. Apparently, she's already done it. Allegedly.:)

/t., I've filed a petition for Brad & Angie to adopt me, too. We'll be siblings! I'm trusting your judgment on your word definition; I know nothing about poker. And no, I won't play poker with you.:)

Re #3, VE, I'm terribly concerned that Paris has no idea what a turkey should look like and will get confused and crown a vulture. #4: Probably at Neverland, before the auction. #9: You don't see plumber's crack and mustaches on women so much, and this is a good thing because it's pretty gross.:)

Kanrei said...

I'm so sorry Lindsey ruined your first time for you.

It was not seeing my first breast silly. It was the first breast I ever saw THAT I WISHED I HADN'T. I am pathetic, no doubt about that, but I have seen actual breasts in my 36 years of life. I even touched one once =P

Roxan said...

My Goth name is Weeping Chaos.

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?"
Not really, but for the sake of her kids I hope she regains some sanity.

2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?
Haven't seen it, but I can imagine what a painted pig looks like.

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest?
Nothing surprises me anymore.

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight?
Not in the least.

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing?
Shakira? Never heard of her.

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt?
Not really, but I'd like to know if they are ever going to adopt American kids.

7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings?
Why the f--- would I do something like that?

8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child?
What's the point?

9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?"
No such thing except in the case of fetus in fetu

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person?
The thought is way too gross.

/t. said...

kanrei,

i don't
think our moms count...

buck up, though, you have time ;)

/t.

Kanrei said...

Can I at least count yours? =P

/t. said...

ha ha ha ha hah ah ha hah ha ha haha haha hah haha hah hah ahah ah ha ha!

no.

:)

Kanrei said...

Well now I have nothing then... =(

/t. said...

you're young

keep the faith

we're all pulling for ya

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Mea culpa, Kan. I misunderstood, and I am much relieved to hear you've not only seen but touched. I don't need to worry about my boy any more.:) Oops, scratch that for a sec. /t.? You want to count /t.'s? Oh, dear. I'm pulling for you, too.:D

Roxan! Will you trade Goth names with me? I like yours much better. LMAO at your #2; that pretty much sums it up. #6 (and #10) -- yeah, really!:)

Skunkfeathers said...

1. Britney comeback?
Nawp; don't even care if she's breathing hard

2. Impressed with Lindsay Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?
Nawp; considering Marilyn's last layout was on an autopsy table. Or did you mean Marilyn Manson? Care even less about that.

3. Paris H. as a judge for Turkish Beauty contest?
Nawp; I wonder if the Turkettes realize they're being judged on drunken slutiness...

4. Believe that Janet Jackson has lost weight?
Iffen she has, I reckon Rosie O'Donnell found it...

5. Surprised that Shakira has sex tape scandal brewing?
She's probably cooking it along with her evening meth ration

6. Care about Brad and Angelina adopting more kids?
Nawp...adopt all they want. Someone will make more...

7. Planning to send Madonna a 50th birthday greeting?
Nawp; bitch didn't send me one.

8. Alleged mutha of Heath Ledger's alleged love child -- result of affair between 25 year old and him at 17 -- will she be arrested and sent to jail for violating crustaceans?
Nawp; Red Lobster had a special...

9. Is I grossed out by the pregnant man?
Nawp; amazing things can be done with CGI and a turkey baster...

10. Are Michael/LaToya Jackson the same person?
Nawp; LaToya's nose ain't imploded yet...

What's my Goth name?

*Three concussions later...* "Goth, what IS my name?"

Hale McKay said...

1) A Brittany comeback? She was gone?

2) Lohan's Marilyn layout? She slept with Marilyn Mason?

3) Paris Hilton judging anything? She uses good judgement in everything else, why not?

4) Janet Jackson lost weight? She trying to steal Kirstie and Vallerie's gigs?

5)Shakira's sex tape? Is that the one with the German Shepherd?

6)Brad and Angelina adoptions? When they inevitably divorce, who get's custody?

7) Madonna's 50th? Only if I send it as a Pie-in-the-face greeting.

8) Heath Ledger's bastard? If I knew WTF Heath Ledger was, I'd probably ask is she sure it's hers?

9)Pregnant man? They re-running those Billy Crystal and Arnold Schwarzeneggar movies again?

10)Michael and Latoya same person? They are - aren't they?

Yesterday's Twisted Linguistics quiz and poetry essayed fried my creative juices for tonight - sorry.

Serena Joy said...

You know, SF, now that you mention it, maybe Lindsey would have been better off trying to do Marilyn Manson. As for Paris, well, the Turkettes will never be the same. That sorry Madonna didn't send me anything, either. #9: That's precisely why I won't have a turkey baster in my kitchen any more. Ick!:)

LOL, Mike. If we wish hard enough, maybe Britney will go back to LA and stay there. #5: I don't know, is it? Poor dog! #10: Yeah, they have to be. I mean, you've never seen a photo of them together, have you?:) I think your creative juices are working just fine.

Charles said...

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?"
I'm sure there's been more than that there.
2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?
I wasn't aware she was into resting in coffins.
3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest?
Now that you have told us, a definite "maybe."
4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight?
No.
5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing?
No.
6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt?
No.
7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings?
No.
8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child?
No.
9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?"
Yes.
10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person?
Not lately, LaToya has a nose, well, kind of.

moreless - What our government is doing for us, giving us more of less than ever before.
books that costed 20$ - Mythical books of Myths.
doees - Hair product to help after removal of the doo-rag.
competative - contraction of the words compress, pet and laxative; literally squeezing the crap out of a pet.
tatic - dyslexic breath mint.
slaes - Leet jargon for humorous.
aksed - Ebonic inquiry.
unfortuante - not for that Italian fellow.

Serena Joy said...

You're very stoic about Pop Culture, Charles. This is a GOOD thing. If more people ignored it, some of this stuff wouldn't proliferate. #10: Do we know for sure that LaToya still has a nose? I haven't seen a picture of her in ages.:-)

Wow, you really knocked those words out today. I just adore what you did with competative; doees, too.:)

G-Man said...

1..Nope
2..Nope
3..Yep
4..Nope
5..Really?
6..Nope
7..Fuck No
8..WTF
9..???
10..They ARE aren't they?

My Little Sherry
Maker-upper of great stuff
How Do You Do It???

xoxbgxoxox

Serena Joy said...

Yep, Galen, the evidence supporting #10 is piling up. How do I make this stuff up? I HAVE to make it up; I'm old and can't remember crap any more.:-)

Corn Dog said...

Pregnant man? I had to go look that one up on google. I wonder what time Oprah comes on tomorrow. I wonder if I can figure out how to work the 20 remotes to the TV in my house. Probably not.

Bilbo said...

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?" - Who?

2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout? - Lindsey Who?

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest? - I think it's great. It would be greater if they keep her.

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight? - Unless the weight she lost was Michael, no.

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing? - What's a Shakira?

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt? - Only if Angelina adopts me.

7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings? - Not unless she sends me 57th birthday greetings.

8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child? - This is far too complicated an issue for me to render an opinion.

9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?" - I've lived with pregnant women three times. No.

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person? - I've seen the Playboy pictorial. No.

moreless - referring to the current state of my 401k.

books that costed 20$ - books that used to costed 4$.

doees - those who do.

competative - possessed of a feeling of competatude.

tatic - interference encountered during lacemaking.

slaes - what you go for a slae ride in during the fall.

aksed - the past tense of aks, whatever that is.

unfortuante - not having enough money up front to play poker.

snowelf said...

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?"

You know, I actually want her to pull her life together and become an outstanding citizen--such a change, in fact, that everyone is made to eat their words about her just because she's had a crappy life and I think it would be inspiring for people in her shoes right now that they can make a positive change in their life too.

2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?

So impressed I didn't even know about it. That's awfully impressed right?

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest?

I can. I don't personally think Paris is very pretty though.

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight?

Only because I think that when someone makes healthy choices for themselves, it's never a negative.

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing?

hahahahahahahaha!! No. I'm so not!
Doesn't Shakira remind you of Madonna when she went through her sex symbol stage?

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt?

I might if I worked for a tabloid. :) I guess it's a good thing for all the little orphans. Do you think orphan children all over the world now pray that Brad and Angelina will adopt them?

7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings?
No. But I've always kind of liked her.

8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child?

I'm confused now. So maybe?

9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?"

I don't know how I feel about it. I'm still confused by the last question.

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person?

Is Michael Jackson still considered a person?

--snow :D

Nancy Beck said...

1. Do you care whether Britney Spears makes a "comeback?"

Not really...although I do feel kind of sorry for her (I know someone who was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and feel she's there, too, unfortunately).

2. Were you just terribly impressed with Lindsey Lohan's "Marilyn" layout?

Meh, didn't see it, don't want to see it.

3. Can you believe Paris Hilton was asked to judge a Turkish beauty contest?

The rich get richer, and the dumb get dumber...er, what was the question? ;-)

4. Do you care that Janet Jackson has lost a lot of weight?

Whoopie doodah day. Um, that means no. ;-)

5. Are you surprised that Shakira has her own "sex tape scandal" brewing?

What is it with celebrities doing this? I think all celebs with sex tapes are candidates for the Darwin Award.

6. Have you any concern at all about how many more children Brad and Angelina adopt?

Are there any kids left in the world?

7. Are you planning to send Madonna 50th birthday greetings?

Only if she stops with the fake British accent (and, no, I'm not British, but c'mon!).

8. Do you think that the alleged mother of Heath Ledger's alleged love child, result of an affair with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17, will be arrested and sent to jail for having sex with a child?

My brain hurts.

9. Are you grossed out by the "pregnant man?"

WTF?

10. Do you ever wonder whether Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are the same person?

They're not, only because LaToya still has a nose, whereas MJ only has a hole where his nose is.

I think.

Hah! This was fun! :-) Thanx for coming by my blog.

Serena Joy said...

Bilbo, I love your pragmatism. You'll never fall prey to pop culture mania. I'm LOL over your definitions, too; they rock. Now I can't get the word "competatude" out of my head.:)

I like your answer to #1, Snow. It really would be great if the girl could get herself turned around and her life straightened out. I think the answer to your question raised in #10 is probably a resounding NO.:)

Hi, Nancy, and thank YOU for stopping by and for giving some great answers. I'm glad you had fun with it.:)