Friday, April 04, 2008

TGIF - Finally!

53%



I didn't score as well as I thought I might. I think that it's pretty much a given that I'm more creative on some days than on others. I'd hate to think that 53% is the best I can do at any time. Cripes!

I may -- and I emphasize may -- be lucking into a new job. I'm pretty sure I already have it if I want it; all that remains is a meeting on Monday to work out the details. Like pay! I'll let you know when I know. Meanwhile, a few crossed fingers wouldn't hurt.

TWISTED LINGUISTICS is whacking the heck out of these Words Gone Wild today; or more specifically, you are -- if you're so inclined.

morrons
russian goolag
politianians
heartleast jerk
comman sence
endoresement
genreal

24 comments:

VE said...

Unbeleivable...I got a 100% score on that creativity test. Can you believe that?

Good luck on your job...or should I say condolenses...you know how I feel about actual work.

Anonymous said...

my
brain
is wired
4% for creativity
but jumps to 96% for boobies

from design school: lessons is morrons

TGIF serena joy!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Kanrei said...

There is a 63% chance your brain matter contains grade-A synesthesia! I guess I am not creative enough to understand exactly what that means.

Speaking of "what that means"...


morrons- the abundance of Ron Paul supporters.

russian goolag- the time between when a Russian sneezes and when the snot begins to flow- the Russian Goo Lag

politianians- Martian Politicians

heartleast jerk- that final beat before the heart quits.

Those last three must fall in the upper percent of creative minds. A simply little 63% just can't do it.

Kanrei said...

but jumps to 96% for boobies
/t is stuck on a theme it seems =P

Bilbo said...

morrons - the opposite of lessoffs.

russian goolag - The amount of time it takes for russian ketchup to start flowing from the bottle.

politianians - multiple tianians.

heartleast jerk - a jerk utterly unable to sing "You Gotta Have Heart" from "Damn Yankees."

comman sence - what we see plenty of in Congress.

endoresement - the second artificial insemination appointment for the Witch of Endor.

genreal - President Bush's military officer responsible for the nucular weapons.

Serena Joy said...

VE, I'm not actually surprised that you scored 100. I do, alas, have to work, so thanks for the luck AND the condolences.:)

Boobies, /t.? 96%? LOL. I hope you see one somewhere along the way and have a happy TGIF.:)

You did a great job with your words, Kan. Thank God you didn't see 63% boobies in them.:)

Bilbo, you are VERY good at holding down these wacky words and figuring out what they mean. Excellent job!:)

Pink said...

well, I'd cross my fingers and toes but the webbing makes it difficult...but you've got my eyes workin' for you...they come crossed already.
xx
pinks

Anonymous said...

way
ahead
of you,
serena joy

you have yourself a great weekend!

LOL @ pinks :)

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Thank you, Miss Pinks, glorious Empress for Life and Queen of Pinkland. Crossed eyes will work admirably!:)

So, um, /t., are you saying you've ... seen/touched the grail? w00t! Sounds to me like you ARE going to have a happy weekend.:)

Anonymous said...

i'm
saying
have you
a great w/e
and all best wishes with the job interview :)

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Aw, thank you, /t. I'm going to indulge myself in a decadently slothful weekend and then go do that laid-back interview Monday. With all this good luck I'm getting, I think it's in the bag.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

Good luck on the interview!

As for me, pathetic am I in creagivity: only 43% wired. The rest must be energy field from flatulence aftershocks.

G-Man said...

Hi Sherry!!!

My mind is drawing a blank right now, so how about I tell you a little story?

In 1996, Dora Oberling, a stripper from Tampa Florida, cheated death when a dissatisfied member of the audience tried to shoot her. The bullet bounced off one of her silicone breast implants..

hmmmmm...

I guess the moral of this story is, that you should consider silicone
breast implants, instead of getting fitted for a bullet-proof vest..

(This story was a reject from the Aesop Fable Search 2005)

Have a good one Red..
or 2 or 3 or 4...xoxbgxoxox

Serena Joy said...

Thanks for the luck, SF. You know, I think that test was hopelessly skewed. You're one of the most creative people I know. Have a care with that flatulence, though.:)

Thank you, Galen, for the silicone anecdote. If I get shot, it'll go right through me. That's okay, though; at least I'll croak off with no synthetics onboard. You have a good one, too, MBBG ... or 2 or 3, yada-yada.:-)

Mona said...

I guess I could be mentally challenged....

Little Lamb said...

I got 60% which I'm surprised with.

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Mona. You are far, far from mentally challenged.:)

Wow, Lamby, 60% is impressive.:)

Corn Dog said...

30% and then 63%. What the heck? The secret is to answer crazy things.

Corn Dog said...

I'm keeping my fingers cross - and toes for you SJ

Hale McKay said...

Grr-eat news! Good luck on the interview.

I hope they meet your demands.

Charles said...

Good Luck with your interview, or should I be wishing it for the interviewers? Anyway, if you have any leftover Good Luck afterwards, I'd appreciate your sending a healthy portion my way, not all of it, but enough to make a difference offsetting my other luck. :D

Seriously, knock 'em dead.

Serena Joy said...

Thank you, CD, Mike, and Charles. All good luck wishes gratefully accepted, and I will do my utmost best to knock 'em dead.:)

snowelf said...

Sj, you most definitely are higher than 53%. That quiz was just wrong about you.

My fingers and toes are crossed for you and it's not a full moon, so odds are great, right!?!! ;) !!!

--snow

Serena Joy said...

Thanks for your vote of confidence, Snow. I do think it's probably true that at least every second Thursday I can score above 53%. Thanks for the crossed fingers and toes, too. Thank God I'm interviewing in a moon-free zone. That should help tremendously.:-)