Friday, April 04, 2008

TGIF - Finally!

53%



I didn't score as well as I thought I might. I think that it's pretty much a given that I'm more creative on some days than on others. I'd hate to think that 53% is the best I can do at any time. Cripes!

I may -- and I emphasize may -- be lucking into a new job. I'm pretty sure I already have it if I want it; all that remains is a meeting on Monday to work out the details. Like pay! I'll let you know when I know. Meanwhile, a few crossed fingers wouldn't hurt.

TWISTED LINGUISTICS is whacking the heck out of these Words Gone Wild today; or more specifically, you are -- if you're so inclined.

morrons
russian goolag
politianians
heartleast jerk
comman sence
endoresement
genreal

24 comments:

VE said...

Unbeleivable...I got a 100% score on that creativity test. Can you believe that?

Good luck on your job...or should I say condolenses...you know how I feel about actual work.

/t. said...

my
brain
is wired
4% for creativity
but jumps to 96% for boobies

from design school: lessons is morrons

TGIF serena joy!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Kanrei said...

There is a 63% chance your brain matter contains grade-A synesthesia! I guess I am not creative enough to understand exactly what that means.

Speaking of "what that means"...


morrons- the abundance of Ron Paul supporters.

russian goolag- the time between when a Russian sneezes and when the snot begins to flow- the Russian Goo Lag

politianians- Martian Politicians

heartleast jerk- that final beat before the heart quits.

Those last three must fall in the upper percent of creative minds. A simply little 63% just can't do it.

Kanrei said...

but jumps to 96% for boobies
/t is stuck on a theme it seems =P

Bilbo said...

morrons - the opposite of lessoffs.

russian goolag - The amount of time it takes for russian ketchup to start flowing from the bottle.

politianians - multiple tianians.

heartleast jerk - a jerk utterly unable to sing "You Gotta Have Heart" from "Damn Yankees."

comman sence - what we see plenty of in Congress.

endoresement - the second artificial insemination appointment for the Witch of Endor.

genreal - President Bush's military officer responsible for the nucular weapons.

Serena Joy said...

VE, I'm not actually surprised that you scored 100. I do, alas, have to work, so thanks for the luck AND the condolences.:)

Boobies, /t.? 96%? LOL. I hope you see one somewhere along the way and have a happy TGIF.:)

You did a great job with your words, Kan. Thank God you didn't see 63% boobies in them.:)

Bilbo, you are VERY good at holding down these wacky words and figuring out what they mean. Excellent job!:)

Pink said...

well, I'd cross my fingers and toes but the webbing makes it difficult...but you've got my eyes workin' for you...they come crossed already.
xx
pinks

/t. said...

way
ahead
of you,
serena joy

you have yourself a great weekend!

LOL @ pinks :)

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Thank you, Miss Pinks, glorious Empress for Life and Queen of Pinkland. Crossed eyes will work admirably!:)

So, um, /t., are you saying you've ... seen/touched the grail? w00t! Sounds to me like you ARE going to have a happy weekend.:)

/t. said...

i'm
saying
have you
a great w/e
and all best wishes with the job interview :)

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Aw, thank you, /t. I'm going to indulge myself in a decadently slothful weekend and then go do that laid-back interview Monday. With all this good luck I'm getting, I think it's in the bag.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

Good luck on the interview!

As for me, pathetic am I in creagivity: only 43% wired. The rest must be energy field from flatulence aftershocks.

G-Man said...

Hi Sherry!!!

My mind is drawing a blank right now, so how about I tell you a little story?

In 1996, Dora Oberling, a stripper from Tampa Florida, cheated death when a dissatisfied member of the audience tried to shoot her. The bullet bounced off one of her silicone breast implants..

hmmmmm...

I guess the moral of this story is, that you should consider silicone
breast implants, instead of getting fitted for a bullet-proof vest..

(This story was a reject from the Aesop Fable Search 2005)

Have a good one Red..
or 2 or 3 or 4...xoxbgxoxox

Serena Joy said...

Thanks for the luck, SF. You know, I think that test was hopelessly skewed. You're one of the most creative people I know. Have a care with that flatulence, though.:)

Thank you, Galen, for the silicone anecdote. If I get shot, it'll go right through me. That's okay, though; at least I'll croak off with no synthetics onboard. You have a good one, too, MBBG ... or 2 or 3, yada-yada.:-)

Mona said...

I guess I could be mentally challenged....

Little Lamb said...

I got 60% which I'm surprised with.

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Mona. You are far, far from mentally challenged.:)

Wow, Lamby, 60% is impressive.:)

Corn Dog said...

30% and then 63%. What the heck? The secret is to answer crazy things.

Corn Dog said...

I'm keeping my fingers cross - and toes for you SJ

Hale McKay said...

Grr-eat news! Good luck on the interview.

I hope they meet your demands.

Charles said...

Good Luck with your interview, or should I be wishing it for the interviewers? Anyway, if you have any leftover Good Luck afterwards, I'd appreciate your sending a healthy portion my way, not all of it, but enough to make a difference offsetting my other luck. :D

Seriously, knock 'em dead.

Serena Joy said...

Thank you, CD, Mike, and Charles. All good luck wishes gratefully accepted, and I will do my utmost best to knock 'em dead.:)

snowelf said...

Sj, you most definitely are higher than 53%. That quiz was just wrong about you.

My fingers and toes are crossed for you and it's not a full moon, so odds are great, right!?!! ;) !!!

--snow

Serena Joy said...

Thanks for your vote of confidence, Snow. I do think it's probably true that at least every second Thursday I can score above 53%. Thanks for the crossed fingers and toes, too. Thank God I'm interviewing in a moon-free zone. That should help tremendously.:-)