Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Meme Me

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Meme Rules: You may answer the questions in the Comment box (in which case, please copy in the questions and supply the answers so readers won't have to go back to the post to see the questions), or you may port the meme to your blog and tag your readers if you wish.

**My memes belong to me; however, all are welcome to use them. Just provide a link back, please.


1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
a. Thunderstorm
b. Snowstorm
c. Hurricane
d. Tornado

2. If you were soup, would you be:
a. Chicken Noodle
b. Vegetable
c. Split Pea
d. Clam chowder

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
a. Gorilla
b. Manatee
c. Gazelle
d. Leopard

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
a. Orange
b. Indigo
c. Pink
d. Yellow

5. If you were liquor, would you be:
a. Whiskey
b. Rum
c. Brandy
d. Kahlúa

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
a. Corn dog
b. Funnel cake
c. Gyro
d. Cotton candy

7. If you were candy, would you be:
a. Chocolate
b. Peppermint
c. Taffy
d. Lemon drops

8. If you were a scent, would you be:
a. Lavender
b. Jasmine
c. Patchouli
d. Cinnamon

9. If you were a dress, would you be:
a. Short and tight
b. Long, loose, and floaty
c. Tailored
d. An evening gown

10. If you were lips, would you be:
a. Tightly pursed, no lipstick
b. Puffy, lipsticked in red
c. Full, lightly glossed
d. Narrow, painted black

Today's lineup of Words Gone Wild:

I got these:-

geniunally - Real feelings permeating the commune.

celeberty - Party given for Bert by Ernie, attended by such notables as Elmo, Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Oscar, Big Bird, and Miss Piggy.

unfortunatley - Sneak attack with large-caliber bad tuna.

See what y'all can do with these:-

hippocrites
strandards
mourne
delt
helments

19 comments:

Roxan said...

1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
a. Thunderstorm

2. If you were soup, would you be:
b. Vegetable

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
d. Leopard

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
b. Indigo

5. If you were liquor, would you be:
b. Rum

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
d. Cotton candy

7. If you were candy, would you be:
b. Peppermint

8. If you were a scent, would you be:
d. Cinnamon

9. If you were a dress, would you be:
b. Long, loose, and floaty

10. If you were lips, would you be:
c. Full, lightly glossed

Roxan said...

strandards- The quality and grading of string cheese.

NYD said...

I seem to be in a truly pissy mood and just to continue the basic theme, without variation, let me say that the snapshot thingys are driving me batty.
Now for the meme which I love, despite what I wrote in today's post.

1. If you were a storm, would you be:
A storm-trooper. There's no way I could be a Jedi Knight. I just don't have the metachlorians

2. If you were soup, would you be:
Duck!

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
What do you mean, if?

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
Indigo. It just sounds dirty. That works for twilight time


5. If you were liquor, would you be:appreciated?
Hell yes! any guy who is a good licker is definitley keeper material.

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
a. Corn dog Not goin there she'll kick the shit outta me
b. Funnel cake um, I think I'll let you know what I think later
c. Gyro Hell yes, but not in public!!
d. Cotton candy Pink and sweet. Hmmm not for me to be, but for me to enjoy.

7. If you were candy, would you be:
Gay! Candy is a Goils name!!!

8. If you were a scent, would you be: New car interior or baseball mitt!
9. If you were a dress, would you be: Utterly gay and proud of it.

10. If you were lips, would you be:
on the cover of a Rolling Stones album!

Thx, SJ. I had a blast with this.

You are both the icing and the cake

Serena Joy said...

I like your answers, Roxan. Your choices would be mine as well, except possibly #2 (clam chowder for me) and #6 (I'd kill for funnel cake).

Good catch on strandards!:-)

I'm glad you had a blast with this, NYD, because I sure had a blast reading your answers. I'm having one of those "off" days, so thank you hugely for making me laugh.:D

Kanrei said...

1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
a. Thunderstorm

2. If you were soup, would you be:
a. Chicken Noodle


3. If you were an animal, would you be a:

d. Leopard

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:

b. Indigo


5. If you were liquor, would you be:

b. Rum


6. If you were carnival food, would you be:

b. Funnel cake


7. If you were candy, would you be:

c. Taffy


8. If you were a scent, would you be:

d. Cinnamon

9. If you were a dress, would you be:

b. Long, loose, and floaty


10. If you were lips, would you be:
a. Tightly pursed, no lipstick


hippocrites-a Hypocritical hippopotamus

strandards- the last strand of the remaining standards

mourne- mourning in Melborne

delt- dealing cards in a game with the Delta force

helments- Hellman's Minty Helmets

VE said...

1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
a. Thunderstorm
b. Snowstorm
c. Hurricane
d. Tornado

Probably a hurricane. I always seem to be spinning around with a lot of hot air and changing direction without warning…

2. If you were soup, would you be:
a. Chicken Noodle
b. Vegetable
c. Split Pea
d. Clam chowder

Have to go with vegetable. But I blame reality TV for bringing me to this state…

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
a. Gorilla
b. Manatee
c. Gazelle
d. Leopard

Gorilla. I always wanted to beat on my chest and move sideways really fast…

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
a. Orange
b. Indigo
c. Pink
d. Yellow

Indigo. I just sounds more sophisticated…

5. If you were liquor, would you be:
a. Whiskey
b. Rum
c. Brandy
d. Kahlúa

If I’ve got to lick her, it’s definitely Brandy ;)

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
a. Corn dog
b. Funnel cake
c. Gyro
d. Cotton candy

I AM a corn dog!!!

7. If you were candy, would you be:
a. Chocolate
b. Peppermint
c. Taffy
d. Lemon drops

Probably Taffy because it’s really hard to get rid of; like me

8. If you were a scent, would you be:
a. Lavender
b. Jasmine
c. Patchouli
d. Cinnamon

Probably Patchouli because I have no flippin’ idea what that is

9. If you were a dress, would you be:
a. Short and tight
b. Long, loose, and floaty
c. Tailored
d. An evening gown

e. Locked up with the other crazies and cross-dressers

10. If you were lips, would you be:
a. Tightly pursed, no lipstick
b. Puffy, lipsticked in red
c. Full, lightly glossed
d. Narrow, painted black

I’ll go with A even though I don’t own a tight purse

Serena Joy said...

Kan, it appears that our tastes are quite similar. Well, except on the lipstick thing. This is good; it'll come in handy when I move in with you. I do still own you, you know. So, how are you coming along with getting my room cleared out?:D I am laughing my butt off over your definitions. You're in fine form today.:-)

VE, I think you'd make a terrific gorilla. I know you'd move really fast sideways, too; way faster than a manatee ever could. Brandy. Hmmm. I am much relieved to see your answer to #9.:-)

Roxan said...

My first thought was funnel cake, but I can and have made those at home.

Skunkfeathers said...

If you were a storm, would you be:
a: thunderstorm (thunder and flatulence have some commonality)

If you were soup, would you be:
e: "no soup for you!" (I never liked the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld)

If you were an animal would you be:
f: a squirrel (just ask any number of acquaintances of mine..)

If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
g: burnt

If you were liquor, would you be:
h: extremely popular with the ladies...*ducking throwd items*

If you were carnivore food, would you be:
i: already eaten...ack

If you were candy, would you be:
a: chocolate

If you were a scent, would you be:
j: skunkfeathers...(also see #1)

If you were a dress, would you be:
k: damned silly looking...

If you were lips, you would be:
l: depends on what I was kissing...

Skunkfeathers said...

hippocrites: a "do as I say, not as I do" amphibius gluteus supermaximus

strandards: stuck in a modus operandi

mourne: first thought when your alarm clock goes off

delt: the farmer in the...

helments: them metal thingees soldiers usta wear

ThatGreenyFlower said...

1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
a. Thunderstorm - fast and furious.

2. If you were soup, would you be:
c. Split Pea - satisfying yet vegetarian!

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
b. Manatee - it's the cellulite.

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
b. Indigo

5. If you were liquor, would you be:
d. Kahlúa - something frou frou and fattening.

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
d. Cotton candy - hands-down favorite!

7. If you were candy, would you be:
c. Taffy - flexible and colorful.

8. If you were a scent, would you be:
a. Lavender - fresh and clean.

9. If you were a dress, would you be:
c. Tailored - yet kicky.

10. If you were lips, would you be:
c. Full, lightly glossed - Clinique Superbalm in Root Beer.

Serena Joy said...

Dang, Roxan, I wish I knew how to make funnel cakes.:)

LOL @ your #1, Skunkfeathers, and much relieved to hear about the dress. Oh, and your answer on lips is most insightful. Love your definitions.:-)

All of you have, in fact, been right on top of those "words" today.

Greeny, cellulite notwithstanding, I think manatees are adorable. I am SO with you on #8. I love the scent of lavender and have it all over the place. Yeah, Clinique! Lips love it.:)

Charles said...

1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
e. A flood that you didn't hear in your sleep and became aware of when you step knee deep out of bed.

2. If you were soup, would you be:
e. Progresso Chicken Pot Pie.

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
e. The most dangerous kind, man.

4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
e. If its a sunset why's it change colors?

5. If you were liquor, would you be:
e. Sambuca

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
c. Gyro, huh? I thought that was greek, I've never seen one at a fair ot carnival.

7. If you were candy, would you be:
e. caramel

8. If you were a scent, would you be:
e. coffee

9. If you were a dress, would you be:
e. Too tight

10. If you were lips, would you be:
e. Smiling that I didn't answer right.

hippocrites - Priest's reading for the third hippo.
strandards - Giligan and company, Stranded retards.
mourne - The fellow for whom they made the movie The Mourne Identitity
delt - What happens before smelt.
helments - candy that smells of mint, but burns like hell.

Serena Joy said...

Charles, I am greatly amused by your ad hoc answers. I wish I'd thought of some of them.:) Your definitions are also making me laugh. I am particularly enthralled with your take on "helments." I LOVE that.:D

Mona said...

Storm... Thunderstorm

Soup... hot

Animal...already am one :)

Sunset...lost another day...

Liquor, wine

Carnival food, cotton candy & popcorn

Candy, tamarind toffees

scent..woody and spicy

Dress... designer

lips... lucky...


Hippocrites : last rites of hippos which include crying

Strandards, professionals that help you strand

mourne...bother of Bourne

delt... a belt, worn inverted accidentally

helments, Punishments that are given when one goes to hell

Mona said...

corrigendum : delt, a belt worn twisted at one end!

Serena Joy said...

Delightfully whimsical answers, Mona. And your definitions are great, especially the poor sick hippos.:)

Pink said...

1. If you were a storm, would you be a:
a. Thunderstorm

2. If you were soup, would you be:
d. Clam chowder

3. If you were an animal, would you be a:
c. Gazelle


4. If you were a color of the sunset, would you be:
why do you ask such silly questions ;)

5. If you were liquor, would you be:
Baileys. I know its not an option. That's why I'm a thunderstorm.

6. If you were carnival food, would you be:
d. Cotton candy - of a certain colour

7. If you were candy, would you be:
a. Chocolate

8. If you were a scent, would you be:
a. Lavender

9. If you were a dress, would you be:
b. Long, loose, and floaty

10. If you were lips, would you be:
c. Full, lightly glossed

Serena Joy said...

Re #4, Pinks, of course! There's only one possible answer from you on that. And the same for #6.:)