I'm really tired and really busy today, and while that's usually no excuse for not blogging, today I'm going to use it. Instead of my writing some half-assed something, my blog is your platform today. The blog will be comprised strictly of your comments today -- whatever you wish to say, about anything you please, totally stream of consciousness. Run with it, be creative, and have fun.
20 comments:
You're tired today? Damnit! I thought I beat back all the alien zombies. I let you down. I am sorry you spent your night with chainsaws and Hostess Twinkies.
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spore pyjama
mama osama ben llama her <3
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I just doled out $75.00 for a video game. I had a reason though. It's dancing and a lot cheaper than joining a fitness center.
He wants me to buy a web cam. You know who he is. He might not like my morning look. Scares me . LOL
It's okay, Kan. I don't have a problem with zombies. Chainsaws, I don't have such good luck with. I'm a klutz. My whole problem boils down to a distinct lack of Hostess Twinkies in my life. Send me Twinkies!:)
Oooooo, mama, /t., I heard the voice of the turtle say, Rama-lama-lama, lama-lama-ding-dong (Ooh-wah-ooh). Maybe it would have made more sense if I'd taken off the pyjamas.:)
Are all video games that expensive, Roxan? If so, it's probably a good thing I haven't developed the gaming bug. Buy the Web cam. You can get 'em cheap these days. It is the true test of the mettle of a man if he can gaze upon your "just woke up" countenance and remain stationary.:)
To answer that dog asking "Guess what I have," my guess would be fleas, or more specifically, virtual fleas, since he's a virtual dog in a virtual space. He also has virtual wood, with the words "Last Word" on it, and I'd guess its from a virtual Hillbilly's virtual outhouse. Well maybe not, the spelling is too perfect, so its from a virtual Hillbilly's virtual store bought virtual outhouse. Paid for with virtual money of course or virtually paid for anyway.
All of those meanings could indeed be imputed to the wood and the word, Charles. All I had in mind was that you guys were having the last word today, but your interpretation opens up whole new vistas to play with.:)
Oh no! I was hoping your POST would make up for my lack of a comment!
OK....
This old Jewish guy stops a beautiful voluptious woman on the street and says.."Excuse me Miss, but could I please bite your breast for $100.00??"
She says..'Beat it creep', and storms off!
The next day he stops her again and says.."Excuse me Miss, but could I please bite your breast for $1000.00??
She slaps him this time, and storms off!!!
On the third day he stops her again and says.."Excuse me Miss, but could I please bite your breast for $10,000.00??
She ponders this for a minute and finally agrees to the offer...
After finding a secluded place in the Park, the old man starts to fondle, squeeze, pinch, and lick her breasts, for about a whole minute. Finally the woman says to him.."Aren't you going to Bite my breast"?
The old man looks at her and says.."No thanks, too expensive"!!
Continue on Serena with your oxymoronic treatment!...xoxbgxoxoxox
(icy-hot?)
Sorry, Cyberhostage. I was just a weary party-pooper today.:)
LOL, Bubba-G. But ... you made me laugh. You did your job, and you are redeemed. And hallelujah, yes, brothah hail to Icy-Hot!:)
My Job Here is DONE!!!!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
You done good, babe.:)
Little Wing's crackin' wise and makin' me laugh. Yeah!:-)
Why don't they make those ketchup packets at fast food restuarants with a little spout at the end,instead of a stupid squared off end that you can't ever tear off properly,and makes the ketchup get all over your fingers?..Is that too much to ask?
I don't think it's too much to ask at all, Sling. Do you think it might be a conspiracy with the laundry people? The fast foods do their part by making sure we leave covered in catsup and stuff and get a kickback every time we head straight down the street to the laundry?:-)
I wrote something earlier in the day and it's not here. Drat. I'll go look under the bed for it.
Serena? Tired? OMG! That is Terrible!
That is the Height of fatigue...a tired Serena.
We all swear by your zest and undying energy level...ask tre'e
Stream of consciousness? My thoughts seem to have become styptic since the wound on my back has been running , which leaves a golf ball size hole that will take time to heal...& By Jove.. it hurts like hell!!
Oh, man, CD, I hate when that happens. Did you find it under the bed?:)
Tired and achy, yes, Mona. And now I have a cold. Grrrr! But never mind that, what happened to your back? That doesn't sound good!
My own platform? Is that like platform shoes? Because if it is, well, I lived through the disco era once already. As Thomas Wolf said, "you can't go home again." and since I'm actually at home, that makes perfect sense. Speaking of sense, oh wait, the other sense: cents. Anyway, speaking of that you know you are a world traveler when your change jar has seven different country coins in it that sort of looked like our coins until you looked closer. And when is it more cost effective to break down and buy one of those automatic change counters rather than dumping a pile on the table and trying to force them into those stupid coin sleeves they give you at the bank. Have you ever tried putting dimes into their sleeve with thick fingers? See, the thing is if you're going to give me your blog for random stuff, I'm just going to be random. I recently upgraded one of my computers. I thought I had saved off everything I didn't want to lose but afterwards realized that I didn't save my itunes folder. It's a pain in the butt reloading 4,000 songs. I lost all the songs I had actually legitimately bought...which was actually only 3 songs out of 4,000. I think I'm on the music industry's Top 40 list for downloading activity. The way I figure it, it's payback for all the times I bought an album, cassette, CD because I wanted one song and all the others on it sucked. I was rereading Kan's comment on Twinkies and zombies...do you think maybe it was Twinkies that made them zombies in the first place? I have this thing about zombies; I mean, ok, they were dead and all that but do they all have to be so negative and grumpy? Where are the happy-go-lucky party zombies? Is that impossible...sort of like Tax attorneys that are the life of the party? Have I punished your comment section with my randomness long enough? Am I back to every sentance being a question?
had an operation just... tumor removal from near my spine. But I am better now...
"Random" is precisely what I wanted, VE. Thank you! That truly sucks about losing your iTunes. My condolences. You could start saving up to rebuy those 3 paid-for songs. How many dimes are in that coin sleeve so far? I don't think Twinkies cause zombieism. I'm not sure zombies even like Twinkies. In fact, I think the world would be a better place with more Twinkies in it. If I'm wrong, I'll be (a) fat and/or (b) eaten by zombies.:-)
Mona, I didn't know about your surgery. I hope you really are doing better and I wish you a speedy recovery. Feel better soon!:)
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