Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Meme Me













Meme Rules: You may answer the questions in the Comment box (in which case, please copy in the questions and supply the answers so readers won't have to go back to the post to see the questions), or you may port the meme to your blog and tag your readers if you wish.

1. When it comes to housekeeping, are you:
a. Compulsively, neurotically clean
b. Casually neat
c. Slatternly

2. Regarding the walls of your home, are they:
a. White
b. Beige
c. Very colorful

3. If you were required to complete an artistic project, would you choose:
a. Painting a picture
b. Drawing/sketching
c. Sculpting something
d. Writing a story

4. If you decided to get a dog for a pet, would you choose a:
a. Tiny dog
b. Small dog
c. Medium-sized dog
d. Big dog

5. If you suddenly and miraculously developed the ability to play a musical instrument when you never could before, do you think it would be:
a. Piano
b. Guitar
c. Violin
d. Trumpet

6. Would you rather go to the:
a. Dentist
b. Proctologist
c. Gynecologist
d. Psychiatrist

7. If you had your choice of vacation spot, completely gratis, would you pick:
a. A tropical island off any continent
b. A big European city
c. A big city in South America or Asia
d. A mid-sized American city
c. A small Eastern European village

8. Would you rather eat:
a. Kumquats
b. Kiwi fruit
c. Passion fruit

9. Which kitchen appliance would you be most reluctant to give up?
a. Dishwasher
b. Toaster
c. Microwave oven
d. Coffeemaker
e. Blender

10. Do you do your housework clad in:
a. Sweats or jeans
b. Short skirt and fishnet hose
c. Pajamas
d. Nothing

TWISTED LINGUISTICS dares invites you to define these Words Gone Wild.

thise
kjow
reveiews
hagher
wonam
exscuse
approprate
sayting
you can at least gleam a few things

16 comments:

/t. said...

1. When it comes to housekeeping, are you:
b. Short skirt and fishnet hose

2. Regarding the walls of your home, are they:
b. Casually neat

3. If you were required to complete an artistic project, would you choose:
a. White

4. If you decided to get a dog for a pet, would you choose a:
b. Drawing/sketching

5. If you suddenly and miraculously developed the ability to play a musical instrument when you never could before, do you think it would be:
c. Medium-sized dog

6. Would you rather go to the:
d. Trumpet

7. If you had your choice of vacation spot, completely gratis, would you pick:
c. Gynecologist

8. Would you rather eat:
d. A mid-sized American city

9. Which kitchen appliance would you be most reluctant to give up?
a. Kumquats

10. Do you do your housework clad in:
b. Toaster

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/t.

Serena Joy said...

LOL, /t. Your rearranged answers are way more fun than anything I could have come up with.:-)

FANCY said...

OH...MY...I'm only a woman with Seven arms and 14 hands and the leg and the feat is going to the direction one of all my fingers point to...;-))))

I do my housework with nothing make my coffee with Passion... fruit, dream my self away to a A tropical island I take it piano when I ride on my big dog, where I write my story in my Very colorful home, Do I really have to clean too? ;-)

Charles said...

1. When it comes to housekeeping, are you:
c. Slatternly
2. Regarding the walls of your home, are they:
a. White
3. If you were required to complete an artistic project, would you choose:
b. Drawing/sketching
c. Sculpting something
d. Writing a story

4. If you decided to get a dog for a pet, would you choose a:
c. Medium-sized dog
5. If you suddenly and miraculously developed the ability to play a musical instrument when you never could before, do you think it would be:
b. Guitar
e. Saxophone

6. Would you rather go to the:
a. Dentist
d. Psychiatrist

7. If you had your choice of vacation spot, completely gratis, would you pick:
a. A tropical island off any continent
b. A big European city
c. A small Eastern European village

8. Would you rather eat:
b. Kiwi fruit
9. Which kitchen appliance would you be most reluctant to give up?
d. Coffeemaker
10. Do you do your housework clad in:
e. Shorts and a T-shirt.

thise - skinny thighs
kjow - Comic book sound effect
reveiews - sound when revulsed
hagher - making her into a crone
wonam - how to stop a small eastern nation that kicked our butts.
exscuse - former relationship's reason for not doing something
approprate - how fast one can lean things
sayting - sound you should make when an idea pops into your head
you can at least gleam a few things - how to get a few more bucks for a old item

Serena Joy said...

Hello, Fancy, and welcome. Man, I wish I had 7 arms and 14 hands. Not that I'd do housework with them, mind you. Thanks for some delightfully whimsical answers.:)

LOL, Charles. I'm the same kind of housekeeper you are. Not that I care as long as I have my coffeemaker. With enough caffeine in my system, I can do really creative things with my clutter.:) Hey, you did a great job with the definitions. I really like "hagher." I think somebody tried to do that to me once. Didn't work.:-)

Corn Dog said...

1. When it comes to housekeeping, are you
b. Casually neat

2. Regarding the walls of your home, are they:
c. Very colorful

3. If you were required to complete an artistic project, would you choose:
d. Writing a story

4. If you decided to get a dog for a pet, would you choose a:
b. Small dog named Dinky
d. Big dog named Nikki

5. If you suddenly and miraculously developed the ability to play a musical instrument when you never could before, do you think it would be:
b. Guitar

6. Would you rather go to the:
d. Psychiatrist

7. If you had your choice of vacation spot, completely gratis, would you pick:
b. A big European city

8. Would you rather eat:
b. Kiwi fruit

9. Which kitchen appliance would you be most reluctant to give up?
a. Dishwasher

10. Do you do your housework clad in:
a. Sweats or jeans

Charles said...

I don't know if you're interested, but I did a post on OpenID, since many have seen the icons, and few have an idea what its about or how to go about it.

Serena Joy said...

You and I have pretty much the same mindset, CD. Interesting!:)

Thanks, Charles. I read your post. I had noticed the new icons and, in fact, experimented with them. I saw that I could sign in using my e-mail screen name, but opted not to do so. I'm just sticking to my Blogger ID.

G-Man said...

1..Casually Neat
2..Very colorful
3..Writing a story
4..Medium sized doggie
5..Zither
6..Gyno
7..Sturgis S.D.
8..Passion Fruit..xoxox
9..Blender
10..T-Shirt and Boxers!

Thank You Sherry, for these Insightful, and Daring questions!!!
You are the Cat's Meowww!
XOXBGXOXOX

Serena Joy said...

Bubba-G, when you make your gyno appointment, you call me so BG can go with you. I want to see the look on the doctor's face when they get your feet up in the stirrups.:) I am NOT surprised at your answer to #10.:-)

Hammad said...

1. Housekeeping : a) Compulsively, neurotically clean
2. Walls : beige
3.Artistic Project: painting a picture
4. Pet Dog : Very Tiny
5.Musical Instrument: Piano
6.Rather go to: Psychiatrist
7.Vacation spot: tropical Island
8.Rather Eat: Kiwi Fruit
9.Fav kitchen appliance: Blender
10. PJs mostly!

Thise: "this" spoken by a French Man
Kjow: A sublet firm , part of KGB
Reveiews: Reviving the views you had ( in memory)
Hagher: She is a Hag
Wonam: I am won
Exscused: A squeezed out Ex
Approprate: A proper rate
Sayting: Bellspeak
You can at least gleam a few things: Flashing

Mona said...

Oops, Serena that was me! My son just wanted to check his Gmail account from my computer & forgot to log out!

ANNA-LYS said...

Today I am just a big heart.

Happy Valentine Serena Joy

Serena Joy said...

Nice answers, Mona, and I LOVE your funny definitions. Hope you're feeling better. Happy Valentine's Day.:)

Happy Valentine's Day to you, Anna-Lys.:)

snowelf said...

1. When it comes to housekeeping, are you:
(a.) Compulsively, neurotically clean
b. Casually neat
c. Slatternly



2. Regarding the walls of your home, are they:
(a.) White (i have no choice. :()
b. Beige
c. Very colorful

3. If you were required to complete an artistic project, would you choose:
a. Painting a picture
b. Drawing/sketching
c. Sculpting something
(d.) Writing a story

4. If you decided to get a dog for a pet, would you choose a:
a. Tiny dog
b. Small dog
(c.) Medium-sized dog
d. Big dog

5. If you suddenly and miraculously developed the ability to play a musical instrument when you never could before, do you think it would be:
a. Piano
b. Guitar
(c.) Violin
d. Trumpet

6. Would you rather go to the:
a. Dentist
b. Proctologist
c. Gynecologist
(d.) Psychiatrist

7. If you had your choice of vacation spot, completely gratis, would you pick:
a. A tropical island off any continent
b. A big European city
c. A big city in South America or Asia
(d.) A mid-sized American city
c. A small Eastern European village

8. Would you rather eat:
a. Kumquats
b. Kiwi fruit
(c.) Passion fruit

(I'd like to mix all three, actually)

9. Which kitchen appliance would you be most reluctant to give up?
(a.) Dishwasher
b. Toaster
c. Microwave oven
d. Coffeemaker
e. Blender

10. Do you do your housework clad in:
a. Sweats or jeans
b. Short skirt and fishnet hose
(c.) Pajamas (all day today) :D
d. Nothing

--snow

Serena Joy said...

The violin, Snow? I love the sound of them, but I'm not at all sure I could learn to play one. I like your #8 idea; maybe not the kumquats, though. Hope you had a great PJ day.:)