$4180.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.
I do believe I'm insulted by the low value of my carcass. Hmph.
I picked up my new glasses yesterday. They don't look like I remember them looking when I picked them out (but then, they never do) and they're still going to need a little adjustment, too. Inasmuch as we're having an ice storm today, I guess that'll have to wait 'til Monday.
Ice. Ugh. The trees look very pretty this morning coated in ice, but ... ugh. I can't seem to stop humming Foreigner lyrics -- Cold as ice...
I was in line behind a guy at the grocery store yesterday who was either getting ready for the Super Bowl or hunkering in for the storm. He had a case of beer, an assortment of chips and other junk food, and ... a jumbo pack of adult diapers.
There are Words Gone Wild today, but it's Friday and I am not in working mode, so -- they're all yours, kids. Go for it.
scoundrals
sporatic
sesspool
electricuted
navagate
Have a great weekend!
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I don't think I could actually go through the checkstand to buy adult diapers...how humiliating!
He had a case of beer, an assortment of chips and other junk food, and ... a jumbo pack of adult diapers.
Well, the commercials, the standard bathroom break time, are usually the best part of the game so this makes sense to me. Party at this guy's house!
Those words beat me, but I am going to use "but it is Friday" as my excuse as well.
My body is worth $200 more than yours. Is a high price a good thing or a bad thing? Being worth a lot is great, unless they are willing to pay a lot because of some rare, freaky thing you are/have.
I would think so, VE. I sure wouldn't want to do it. Of course, I wouldn't want to need them in the first place.:)
I did wonder, Kan, if he was planning to party through the commercials. LOL. Your body's worth $200 more than mine?! Hmph. What do you have that I don't have?:-)
I wonder how much DBs are fetching out in LA?
Navagate-Finding a belly button.
Well, considering the transfats, that caused "anal leakage" the chips may make those diapers necessary.
sporatic - means by which alien rodents multiply their populations.
sesspool - where alien rodents multiply their populations.
scoundrals - alien rodents
electricuted - means by which botox users can smile and look almost human.
navagate - Italian motorcycle helmet manufacturer's fence entrance, used by scoundrals to get to the sesspool, so they can implant the electricuted.
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3925! A grave disappointment (Har!)
Congratulations,
your dead body is worth $3825!
hey, that's more than i'm worth alive :(
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/t.
Funny definition, Roxan.:)
Eee-yew, Charles! I could have done without that transfats visual. Great definitions; love the alien rodents concept. So sorry about the grave injustice of your worth. LOL.:)
/t., I suspect you're worth a great deal more than that.:)
My dead body is worth $5125!
I love the look of the new glasses if that is a pic. of you with them on!!!!
If I ever had to buy adult diapers I would sneak into Wally World at 3:00 A.M. to buy them!
So is your body worth more or less than it was back when we did this over at Littlebirdblue?
Hang on, I'll go try to dig this up on my blog... (Get it? That's a little exhumation humor!)
Aha! HERE IT IS!
$5390. There's no way my bod is worth more than yours. NO WAY.
Hi Serena Joy,
After visiting /t. I thought I should pay a visit ... and find out myself.
:-)
Have a great weekend!
I guess its one way not to miss any of the game while you drink your face off full of beer (adult diapers)
I love the movie Ice Storm. Stay away from live wires.
Your glasses look cool.
xx
pinks
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4425!
Cool! Would love to have the cash but I kinda need this mortal coil to get around.
Still...there are great sales at Harrods...Wonder how much I could get for like oh, i dunno, an appendix?
xx
Glad you like the glasses, LW. Thanks. Wow, your worth is way up there.:)
LOL at your exhumation humor, Camille. I didn't even remember that I'd done that before. Alas, my dead worth hasn't gone up by so much as 10 lousy cents.:)
Corn Dog, WAY! Your cadaver's worth a lot more than mine. You can't, after all, argue with a scientific test.
Thanks for visiting, Ana-Lys; hope to see you again. Happy weekend to you.:)
Thanks about the glasses, Pinks. I'm still among the undecided. The ice has melted, so at least I don't have to worry about live wires today. You still have your appendix? I think my lack of one cost me dollars.:)
Your glasses look HOT!!!!
Not nearly as Hot as whats behind them though!
WOW!!!
My dead body is worth $8.00, not much of a market in rendered down lard these days...
Have a great week-end SJ!
xoxbgxoxo
Hell, Galen, I'd pay more than $8 for your carcass just for saying that about the glasses. "Hot" sounds damn good this morning after the cold and ice and inconvenience of that freakin' migraine yesterday. Stay off your knee today; I have to save up before I can actually shell out the $8 bucks.:)
I'm only worth $3530! I'm not as pretty as you, Serena.
The guy in line was probably a Giants fan - he's gonna mess himself watching the Patriots bury them this time around.
LOL, Mike! I'll bet that's exactly what it was. Go Pats!
P.S. -- I'll bet you are, too, pretty -- pretty enough to paddle faster if you hear banjos.:)
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