Saturday, February 02, 2008
Bring Me the Groundhog!
*$&^% Punxsutawney Phil saw his ^#*$% shadow, which means there are *&$%*&$% six more *$#% weeks of Winter left. Stupid &*$^% rodent. Are groundhogs rodents? If they aren't, they oughta be. I'm thinking of grabbing a bigger gun than that runt's and going hunting. Six more weeks. Aaiiiieeeeeeee! Somebody bring him to me -- along with a carrot and a potato and an onion.