Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Saturday, December 01, 2007
SJ's Saturday Jam
'Tis the season, kids -- time to deck rock the halls and get you into the spirit.
Ticket price is very easy today: just fill in the blank with the item of your choice.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me _________________.
And then -- and then please write a haiku about the item.