Saturday, December 01, 2007

SJ's Saturday Jam

'Tis the season, kids -- time to deck rock the halls and get you into the spirit.

Ticket price is very easy today: just fill in the blank with the item of your choice.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me _________________.

And then -- and then please write a haiku about the item.

Thank you. Thank you very much.


snowelf said...

gave to me...

My own personal chef!!!

Bless you Chef Pierre!
No longer will I have to
Ever cook again!


Scary Monster said...

gave to me...
a kiss.

Lips love happiness.
Strange truth heard when leaves fell.
The green Monster stomped.

Serena Joy said...

Nice gift requests, Snow & Scary, and very nice haikus. Boy, if somebody gave me a personal chef, I'd sure kiss him.:)

/t. said...

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Serena Joy said...

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/t., that's pretty, but what does it look like? It's not a jolly personal chef, is it?:)

G-Man said...

gave to me...
A smile..

Smile for me Sherry
I love making you happy
And I always will...

Ooops, was this supposed to be for your true love?
...Leave it up!!

Serena Joy said...

I'll take it, Galen, and raise you one smile. Love the smiley-face haiku. Thanks!

ThatGreenyFlower said...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a solar-powered self-cleaning bathroom!

Efficient bathroom,
Fragrant, pristine, fabulous
Fun to pee in here!

Charles said...

a life of waiting to find her.

Waiting to find her,
My life's longing for true love.
Guess self love will do.

Serena Joy said...

Wow, Greeny, wouldn't that be a fabulous gift to receive? Then maybe on the 2nd day, you'd get some wonderfully scented bath oil, and so on and so on. Love your "potty" haiku.:)

Charles, that's a hard wish to fulfill, but I'll put in a good word with Santa for you. Your melancholy haiku is excellent.:)

Mona said...

a night of sleep in his arms...

Promise I wont move
Disturbing you is not my wish
Bury me in the morn...