Today, we're going to try a transmogrification type of meme. Or maybe it's more along the lines of anthropomorphism. Whichever it is, it might be fun.
Imagine for a moment that you are a penguin. Turn down the heat, flap your arms up and down, chatter a bit, and waddle around a little to get yourself into a penguin mindset. That feels pretty good, doesn't it? Are you craving a fish yet? Keep going. Now slide on completely into penguin persona and answer a few ... penguin questions. You don't need a degree in Zoology to do this. All you need is a whimsical sense of humor and a little imagination. The only object of this exercise is to have fun with it.
What is your name? _____________.
How old are you? ______________.
Your age would be comparable to what still-living human? __________.
What is your mate's cute little penguin name? ____________.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how cute are you? __________.
Your favorite food is __________.
One food you absolutely would not eat because it would surely bring up penguin barf is __________.
Your favorite activity is ______________.
Your least favorite activity is ___________.
Your favorite time of year is ____________.
To love, you say ___________.
Do you wish that you could fly? ___________.
How do you feel about being exploited during Christmas? ______________.
Your favorite color is ____________.
Do you feel cheated of royalties from all those greeting cards, commercials, holiday sweaters and socks, etc., that bear your likeness? _____________.
Your choice of swear word is ___________.
Don't you love being a penguin? ____________.
And now reverting back to your human incarnation, because penguins don't do the 12 Days of Christmas, on the 10th day of Christmas, your true love gave to you -- what? Will you love it or hate it?
As if yesterday weren't strange enough, somebody sideswiped my car in the parking lot at work and left me a long, ugly, paint-peeling scrape. Grrrrrr!
TWISTED LINGUISTICS is in rare fine form today, meting out justice to these rogue Words Gone Wild.
nece - Could be fine, could be a sibling's girl child. Or, it could be a fine daughter of one's sibling.
writere's - People who think they can produce readable prose.
noveloists - People who butcher innocent literature.
distgribution - Those who grab and relocate gribs. I don't know what gribs are. You?
ticken - A timid chicken.
Odd Google search terms I've seen this week:
sexy sloths
abuse of innocent punctuation marks
bullshit is dee
general pants
nosy girl
13 comments:
1)Tux
2)10
3)58
4)Red
5)Red
6)Liver
7)'Playing' with Red
8)Swimming with Sharks
9)Winter
10)Bend Over
11)Yes..Thanks for asking
12)Fuck all those Madison Avenue pricks!
13)Red
14)Nawww I'm quite flattered really..
15)Herring-Dick
16)Yes I do...Thanks
OK in my Human Form, I'm running late..I shall return!!!
xoxbgxoxoxox
i'm
still trying
to get my head around
"sexy sloths"...
/t.
What is your name? Chilly Willie Opus McFlightless, IV
How old are you? Very….seven.
Your age would be comparable to what still-living human? Most, I’m seven!
What is your mate's cute little penguin name? They all kind of look the same so names are pointless. I just yell “I’m horny” and hope the penguin that responds is female. Of course, it is really hard to tell until the last second.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how cute are you? I am a ten. I got dressed up and everything.
Your favorite food is shark meat. Fair is fair!
One food you absolutely would not eat because it would surely bring up penguin barf is ironically, penguin barf.
Your favorite activity is sloth.
Your least favorite activity is activities.
Your favorite time of year is lunch time.
To love, you say “to what now?”
Do you wish that you could fly? Only when falling.
How do you feel about being exploited during Christmas? I get exploited?! Woo-Who!
Your favorite color is black with white spots.
Do you feel cheated of royalties from all those greeting cards, commercials, holiday sweaters and socks, etc., that bear your likeness? Nope. I had a great lawyer.
Your choice of swear word is “President Bush”
Don't you love being a penguin? Yes, except when falling.
12 days of Christmas?! I need to convert I guess. I only get 8 days of Hannukah.
Liver, Galen? Do penguins even eat liver? What, is that like fish liver? Are you sure that won't make the poor little things barf? Um, you seem to have a thing for red.:) I'm laughing my butt off at your choice of penguin swear word.:-)
LOL, /t. That's one of those things that'll stop you in your tracks, huh? I think you should try coding a piece on that.:)
Kanrei, you make such a cute little penguin. Even your swearing is cute:) I should have told you that you can substitute your Hannukah gifts and cut it off at 8.:)
Sexy sloths never die, they just do it slower. LOL
What is your name? I'm a penguin, silly, we don't talk and don't get names.
How old are you? Old enough not to have a mate anymore.
Your age would be comparable to what still-living human? I've heard of still-birth, is still-living similar?
What is your mate's cute little penguin name? See my first answer.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how cute are you? Only scales I know are on fish.
Your favorite food is yucky fish, RAW.
One food you absolutely would not eat because it would surely bring up penguin barf is yucky fish, RAW.
Your favorite activity is sliding on the ice.
Your least favorite activity is swimming in freezing water to catch yucky fish, RAW.
Your favorite time of year is summer.
To love, you say "huh?".
Do you wish that you could fly? I would, but then I'd be a squawking crapping seagull, so no thanks.
How do you feel about being exploited during Christmas? Hey, I don't like being exploited when it isn't Christmas.
Your favorite color is white, there's only two.
Do you feel cheated of royalties from all those greeting cards, commercials, holiday sweaters and socks, etc., that bear your likeness? What are you talking about? Do you think that I live in a zoo or something?
Your choice of swear word is Wak.
Don't you love being a penguin? Uh, it wouldn't do me any good to want to be anything else, I'd still be what I am.
If you wear the general pants, what's the general wear?
1. Penny
2. 12
3. 42 1/2
4. Princess (penguins are gay, remember)
5. 457
6. Sushi
7. Chocolate
8. Kissing Princess
9. Being used as the football in a game of polar bear 5-a-side
10. Christmas
11. Burp!
12. What? With this fat ass?
13. Well, I feel pretty much like a human child I guess. They're exploited but they love Christmas.
14. Pink (penguins are gay, remeber)
15. Are there such things? I don't watch tv or read much.
16. Polar Bear!
17. Ya, except during football season.
10th day of christmas - a flourescent light bulb for my bathroom. Love it - have to bathe in the dark otherwise.
For sure, Roxan. LOL.:-)
Very cute answers, Charles. I'm guessing you wouldn't like yucky fish, RAW.:-)
I love your answers, Pink. Just darling!:-)
Serena... feeling a little too tired to play today...but not tired enough to read...
Your posts and comment box are a delight Serena. So are you delightful .
I think fish is yucky, cooked or RAW.
I just a long and funny answer that blogger ate. And so my day starts. Gotta run....
Sorry to hear about the car. Merry Christmas?
What is your name? Watuka
How old are you? 7
Your age would be comparable to what still-living human? John Cusak
What is your mate's cute little penguin name? Meager
On a scale of 1 to 10, how cute are you? 4
Your favorite food is cheeseburgers
One food you absolutely would not eat because it would surely bring up penguin barf is meatloaf
Your favorite activity is blogging
Your least favorite activity is going to church
Your favorite time of year is March
To love, you say wok na mo
Do you wish that you could fly? What's that?
How do you feel about being exploited during Christmas? Is it the reindeer thing? Are we forming a union?
Your favorite color is black
Do you feel cheated of royalties from all those greeting cards, commercials, holiday sweaters and socks, etc., that bear your likeness? no
Your choice of swear word is kiloko
Don't you love being a penguin? yes
Thank you, Mona, for such a nice comment from such a gracious lady. Hope you're feeling less tired today.:)
You don't like ANY fish cooked, Charles? I can't abide it raw, but I do love a nice grilled or crispy fried fish.:-)
Sorry your first comment got eaten, Corn Dog, but it looks like you persevered in the end. The car. Yeah. I looked at it and thought, "Merry fucking Christmas to me." A cheeseburger-loving penguin? I love it! I like the idea of a penguin union to hold all the reindeer action in check, too. Let's work on that.:-)
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