1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
2. Did you go to a costume party?
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
7. Do you have a fireplace?
**If you have a question you want Miss Begotten to attempt to answer tomorrow, get it in by tonight, please.
Today's TWISTED LINGUISTICS come from one of the looniest damn boards on the Web. Lord, have mercy.
guys perfer a woman - Guys shouldn't do that kind of stuff to women.
pyschiatrist - Doctor who specializes in analyzing fire-starters.
apprecitate - Cogitating on whether something makes you happy or not.
anit-climatic - An orgasmic louse egg.
estatic - The stuff that shocks you when you touch your computer screen.
And to add insult to injury, this mess came from that one and only "editor" person.
assanine - Describes a derriere after application of a Cat o'nine tails.
I saw her and it was not a pretty site - One mustn't confuse one's visage with one's Web presence.
scrumptous - Less than delectable.
| You Are 55% Impulsive |
 You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless. You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments. And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does! |
22 comments:
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
None, I've been trying to cut down. Too much saturated fat.
2. Did you go to a costume party?
No
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
Rarely
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
Sometimes
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
Sometimes
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
Yes
7. Do you have a fireplace?
No
***You Are 44% Impulsive***
You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless.
You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments.
And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does!
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
HA HAHA HAH AHA AH AHAHAH A HAH AH AH AH AHHAHAHA AHA HAHAH AHA HAHAHHA HA HAHAHA HHAHA HAHA HA HA! to roxan :)
2. Did you go to a costume party?
every day here is a costume party
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
what was the question?
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
live by the edge, die by the edge... so, i dunno, serena
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
umm, yeah, sure...
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
i am dressed now that colder weather has arrived
7. Do you have a fireplace?
as it happens, i do have a place for fire, and grateful am i for same (hey, this IS canada, eh)
/t.
43% impulsive which kind of means not. I see I finally made Twisted Linguistics. I am forever typing "scrumptous." It was inevitable
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night? 10
2. Did you go to a costume party? only in my mind
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised? no I know it is the calm before the storm.
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge? no
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release? no
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived? no
7. Do you have a fireplace? yes, converted to gas because it was so tiny and dangerous
Cool HNT. You look fabulous!
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
Roxan wins best answer. my door was knockless
2. Did you go to a costume party?
I do everyday when I get to work and pretend to be normal
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
Yes
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
On what? A knife- yes. A toothbrush- not so much
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
No
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
It has?
7. Do you have a fireplace?
No
I did not do wel on this one =(
You didn't have even one, Roxan? Wow, such will power. Of course, I do know that it gets harder and harder to hide the evidence with everybody watching CSI.:)
Ahhhh, now the truth comes out. It was /t. who had all the trick-or-treaters. Re #6, don't you have heat in your house? LOL.
Ah, but CD, you at least know the difference. The source from which that came has no clue. I'd like to convert my fireplace to gas -- and open up the two that are walled up. Hey, babe, speaking of calm before the storm, did you get rocked by that earthquake the other night?
Thank you so much, Mona. That's so sweet of you to say.:)
Boy, Kan, ain't #2 the truth? Same here. #3 is absolutely true for me, too. You'd think I'd have learned by now to NEVER get complacent. LOL at your #4. Shiny, sharp knives are pretty.:-)
Yes, hiding the remains of trick or treaters is more difficult these days. But, they do make lovely wind chimes.
1. Don't know, I was on a plane.
2. Nope. I was on a plane.
3. Never. I am always fully aware of my complacency. In fact, I'm surprised when I'm not complacent.
4. No. If I did, then I would feel bad about living in a constant state of dullness.
5. I only cry happy tears.
6. I'll let you know when it gets here.
7. Yes, but I don't use it. Too much effort.
1. 105 (down from my high of 201)
2. No; my life is always a costume party!
3. Nope, I knew you would ask that
4. Yeah, shaving hurts otherwise
5. No but it's a good quick liquid for removing that ketchup stain on my shirt from lunch
6. No, I thought it should have taken it's time and used the bus to get here
7. Does the BBQ count? It emits a flame
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night? 1 knock on the door, they were already moving on by the time I got to the door. First in a a number of years.
2. Did you go to a costume party? Nope, instead I went to sleep.
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised? Huh? Wha? I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting a question.
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge? Sure, the sharper my blade the less effort to cut deeply.
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release? I especially love hearing that malevolent folks are crying, so yes.
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived? I've never enjoyed the cold. I'm glad it arrived for you, just keep it up there, OK?
7. Do you have a fireplace? I hear California is a big fireplace, but alas, it isn't mine.
You look great!
But how do they hold up in a strong wind, Roxan?:-)
So, you missed the whole thing, Tre'e? Awwww. I agree with you on #7. It's a pain in the butt, which is why I'd like to convert to gas.:)
Good Lord, VE, you had a whole horde! #5 does have that effect, doesn't it?:-)
LOL at your #3 and #5, Charles. I'll sure try to keep the cold weather up here. Of course, by January I'll be begging you Florida people to send me some of your heat.:)
Why, thank you, Queenie.:)
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
None, but I had to take my chilis out, so does that count for two? ;)
2. Did you go to a costume party? Not last night, but the weekend before. :)
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
A lot more than I like.
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
Absolutely
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
Absolutely again. :) And pajamas! ;)
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
A little bit, but I still like warm weather the best.
7. Do you have a fireplace?
No, but I used to and I really hope to have one in my new place when we move.
Snickers said you look very classy in your pic! I have to agree. :)
--snow
I think that absolutely counts as two, Snow. Is the party you refer to inn #2 where you wore the cute kitty outfit to? Yeah -- somebody finally agrees with me on #4! I hope you do get a fireplace; I love them. You be sure and tell that adorable child, Snickers, that I said thank you very much.:)
I am 35% impulsive. They might as well have said, "Give it up, you stick-in-the-mud!"
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night? Too many to count!
2. Did you go to a costume party? No, but if having several kids over to trick-or-treat counts, I hosted one!
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised? I am not sure, but I think that I'm too neurotic to get very complacent.
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge? Not sure what that means, really. But I'm edgy, baby, I'm edgy.
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release? Usually it's extreme tension that makes me cry, and it doesn't particularly help make it go away.
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived? Yes! I am a fall-oholic
7. Do you have a fireplace? Yes! I am also a gas-fireplace pyro!
1)23
2)No
3)I get caught off-guard all the time, I'm way too trusting.
4)Yes..I always keep an edge.
5)No!..I ride it out!
6)Yes...I like to wear sweaters and long sleeves.
7)I have a free-standing woode stove, with a blower and a glass door.
It's very efficient..
Very revealing post Sherry.....xoxbgxoxox
I don't know, Greeny. I was thinking I might be a bit on the neurotic side for slipping into complacency every now and then. Edgy rocks. "Yay, another edgy female," said Thelma to Louise.:) With me, when I'm experiencing extreme tension, a good cry is the only thing that will help.
You had about 3 more than I did, Galen. And I was very surprised to get that many. It was more than last year. #3 is fixable, and #4 is the thing to fix it. #6 -- me, too, and the time has arrived.
xoxombbgxoxo
. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
None
2. Did you go to a costume party?
Nope we'd rather stay home and watch reruns of Leave it to Beaver
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
Even when I get complacent my radar is still on
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
No but drinking alot of coffee helps
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
No crying is for whining wimpy little babies. I find cuddling with my teddybear and a couple of beers usually works better.
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
Yes and no
Yes because it's not so hot
and no I don't like freezing weather
7. Do you have a fireplace?
Yes but we converted to gas about 5 years ago, gathering wood can be such a pain in the arse!
dear Miss Begotten my mistress had me bagging leaves all afternoon and I was too pooped to think of any questions.
ps..that's a cute outfit.:)
Thanks, TC. You're a sweet cat.
#2 - Ain't nothing wrong with Leave It To Beaver. LOL. #5 - I cuddle with my teddy bear and THEN cry. Works pretty well.:-)
1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
ZERO!!! I couldn't believe it! I waited around with my fancy chocolate giveaways all night long, 'til I couldn't stand it anymore. I don't feel so good today...
2. Did you go to a costume party?
No. Wah.
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
I never get complacent.
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
Nothing too sharp around here.
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
no.
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
It's still amazingbeautifulfreakingamazing here. I STILL can't believe how clever I was to move here. I feel like I should get credit for the weather, or something.
7. Do you have a fireplace?
Oh YEAH baby: white-painted brick. Use it all the time. Lovelovelove.
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