1. How many trick-or-treaters did you have last night?
2. Did you go to a costume party?
3. When you get complacent, do you almost always get caught off-guard and surprised?
Which begs the question
4. Do you think it's better to keep an edge?
5. Does a good cry help you out with tension release?
6. Are you pleased that colder weather has arrived?
7. Do you have a fireplace?
**If you have a question you want Miss Begotten to attempt to answer tomorrow, get it in by tonight, please.
Today's TWISTED LINGUISTICS come from one of the looniest damn boards on the Web. Lord, have mercy.
guys perfer a woman - Guys shouldn't do that kind of stuff to women.
pyschiatrist - Doctor who specializes in analyzing fire-starters.
apprecitate - Cogitating on whether something makes you happy or not.
anit-climatic - An orgasmic louse egg.
estatic - The stuff that shocks you when you touch your computer screen.
And to add insult to injury, this mess came from that one and only "editor" person.
assanine - Describes a derriere after application of a Cat o'nine tails.
I saw her and it was not a pretty site - One mustn't confuse one's visage with one's Web presence.
scrumptous - Less than delectable.
|You Are 55% Impulsive|
You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless.
You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments.
And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does!