Good Sunday morning to you, friends. Once again, it's Sunday morning. Oddly enough, it comes around once a week, regular as clockwork. Guess who's in the pulpit this morning? Yeah, boy, it's the one, the only ... Rev. Bob. Again. Listen up, but keep your wallet in your pocket.
Go now and have yourselves a fine Sunday. Maybe you should go out and spend a little of your own green. Have fun, kids!
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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What makes me think tomatoes are a metaphor? Yeah boy.
I cannot imagine. Hallibaluya.:-)
Serena- I want you to know that I now have friends coming here to see Rev Bob each week- we all love it
I'm hooked on the Rev., too, Rick. I just hope YouTube doesn't run out of him.:)
I remember the ghost story/joke everyone told when I was little, about the series of kids who went into the room where the hautedy voice quavered: "I'm the ghost of Mary Mable, put your money on the table!"
And each kid in turn would place his/her money on the table and run out screaming, until one brave little tyke says, "Well I'm the ghost of Davey Crockett! I keeps my money in my POCKET!" and runs out, thereby defeating the ghost.
Though I never understood it as a story (or for that matter, a joke), I remembered it all the years, clear as anything. It was more urban schoolyard performance art, I suppose.
Oh. So:
I keeps my money in my pocket!
Cute story, Camille. And yes, I think I'd keep my money in my pocket around Bob.:-)
Me be startin ta think that Ol' Rev. Bob not be very sincere.
Bob and bob again me has, me has wondered about the verastitty of this hallebelujanvangelist.
He be wantin me to fork over me foodstamps and dole out the ducats while enjoying a coast to coast trip in corsicana.
Me not gonna give him the gelt. let him tighten he own bible belt.
STOMP.
Sunday is long gone here. I spent my Sunday afternoon watching the Phillip Island (Victoria, Australia) motor cycle championships...Aussie Casey Stoner won...it was very exciting! I take my hat off to those guys.
Stick to your guns, Scary, and do not give him that for which he has a yen.:-)
Sounds like you enjoyed your Sunday, Lee. Good for you!:)
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