Who can write about anything frivolous when there's a Chicken Revival going on? Oh, how hard it is to resist the temptation to flick a chick. How tempting it would be to throw caution to the wind, pluck a clucker, and chant a few words over the rattling bones (caveat: do not use live chickens for this). And while we're at it, we might as well put on some of the feathers, beat some drums around a midnight bonfire, and do a little conjuring. Fluck a duck. Eat your heart out, Colonel Sanders.
I'll bet you'd rather I lay off the chickens and talk about sex or something. I can't do that, though. Whatever would they think if I gave away all my secrets? The fact is, salvation through The Way of the Rubber Chicken (no sex allowed) will carry you only so far. Why don't we talk about Halloween instead?
I'd like to know who's planning to dress up in a costume this year. I'd like it even more if you'd take a picture and send it to me. I'm serious. Since I don't have any other theme going on this year, a gallery of costumed bloggers might be fun. If you're game, suit up and take a pic and add it to the mix. If there is a mix.
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
TWISTED LINGUISTICS deems today's Words Gone Wild randy and out of control and decided to crack the whip over them. Don't ask. Just go with it.
want a bees - Person with a bee fetish.
can hardley - A perversion seen only in the Arctic.
I should waite - Illiterate virgin.
tentively - Fumbling campground sex.
resened - Secret known only to dominatrixes.
aggreived - Unsatisfactory lovemaking on a farm.
greef - All oiled up and then disappointed.
oppion - Raunchy bunny sex.
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