Saturday, September 01, 2007

Serena's Saturday Jam

We're jamming with Fergie today. The price of admission is one haiku or one limerick. Write well, and enjoy the music.

Stumped toe, bruised ego,
Anxieties, broken dreams --
Big girls indeed cry.


MONA said...

There was once a lady from spain
Who puked while once on a train
Not once but again
And again and again
And again and again and again.

Ok?... I guess not...

Lets try again...

There was once a man from Australia
Who painted on his bums a dahalia
The design was fine
The color divine
But the smell was indeed a failure!

Do I get the entry now?

Serena... I like fergie, but I like black eyed peas better!

Roxan said...

There was an ass that thought it was a poet
Made sure to let everyone know it
It went to the loo
dropped a stinker or two
and said "Look, I made a haiku."

ThatGreenyFlower said...

"Lovely lady lumps"?
Fergie, you are so damn weird.
Can't you just say "breasts"?

Love ya, SJ.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Nice post have good taste in music!

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Mona. Yes, you paid enough to get into the concert.:) I, too, think Fergie has a bit more energy with the BEPs.

Oh, lookie, lookie -- our poetry-hating Roxan wrote a limerick. It's a funny one, too.:)

Thank you, Rick. Enjoy!:)

What I think, Greeny,
Is humps, lumps, or little bumps,
All get the job done.

Love 'ya, too, kiddo.:)

Roxan said...

Is a stumped toe the same thing as a confused digit?

Serena Joy said...

Under certain circumstances, I think it probably could be, Roxan.:-)

puerileuwaite said...

Tattoos on a Pug
Alas do not show so well
Fergie passes by

Charles said...

Serena is tagged.
My blog shows the way its done.
Continued here next.

There once was a sphere called blogging,
Where everyone's fears, wants and lives were logging.
I tried to comply, but my writing was wry,
so I blogged my reasons why.

G-Man said...

There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her Vagina with glue,
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin..
You must pay to get out of it too!!

There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
I have to admit,
She smelled just like Shit,
But think of the Money he saved!..

Thats all I got Sherry!
Thanks xoxoxox

Serena Joy said...

Poor Puggy. Looks like it's back to the tattoo parlor for you.:)

Oh, dear me, Charles! I took a peek and that looks HARD. I promise I'll see what I can do with it, though. It won't be today, probably not even tomorow. I have to wait 'til my brain comes off strike.:)

Galen got a bit of angst going on?:) Ah, well, I did ask for poetry and that's ... poetry. LOL.

Anonymous said...

if a fergie
wore tight sweaters
in the forest and nobody...

no, wait... it's a limmerick...

there once was a fergie u-tube
with a song and a boob and a boob
da da da da da dah
da da da da da dah
da da da da da dah dah some lube!


Serena Joy said...

LMAO, /t. I do adore experimental poetry.:-)

Scary Monster said...

The Monster attempted with grace.
The removal of Fergie's under lace.
The squirming ensued,
the Monster subdued.
Without access to her netherplace.


Serena Joy said...

Serena started
Something showing a vid of
Fergie in skivvies.:-)

Sorry your efforts to de-lace were thwarted, Scary, but it's an adorable limerick.