Unless I can find a witch doctor in the Yellow Pages pretty quick, I'm going to be forced into an unholy tryst with the Birthday Troll soon. SOB won't be gentle with me, either. My sister sent me an early present of some books and girly stuff and ... this.
It's a sort of plaque (replete with glitter & sparkle -- does Sis know my tastes or what?) that sits on a table (like a picture frame) and there's a wind-up music box on the back. Wind it up and it plays 'In the Good Ol' Summertime.' I love it!
I have to make a Home Depot run today. I know what I need, but I also know I'll probably end up bringing home more than I went for. I love that place! I'm going with my hair braided and no makeup. They'll probably run me out of there before I even get to see everything.
I have to clean up my room today, too. It's so cluttered with clothes and books and papers that there's barely room for the dog and me to sleep in it. When the dog's looking scared, I know it's bad. I'd take a picture, but I wouldn't do that to you guys. I have standards. Even I can be embarrassed. Plus, if I don't get it cleaned up I'm going to get grounded and end up missing the prom.
faux pax - A fake contract, often generated by our favorite fake publishing company.
blasphemic - A blood disease affecting blast victims.
Arizonia - The newest U.S. state.
uop - A cut-rate version of IHOP where you cook your own food and bus your own table.
alwways - A virtual delivery service run by a guy named Al.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux was settin' in back of their house trailers over the bayou shooting the breeze one hot afternoon.
Bou ask Thib, "If I snuck ovah to yo' house while you wuz out fishin' an' made love to yo' wife, an' she get pregnant, would dat make us kinfolks?"
Thib scratched his head for a long time while he t'inkin', den he say, "I don't t'ink so, Bou ... but it sho' would make us even!"
Head vs. Heart (and I'm pleading the Fifth, not copping to either one)
|You Follow Your Heart|
You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional.
You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly.
Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you.
You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature.
Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind