Thursday, May 24, 2007
It Ain't Camelot But It IS Prom Night
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe the long-anticipated prom is tomorrow night. Is everybody ready? Do the ladies all have their dresses and accessories ready, and the gentlemen their tuxedos? Are the corsages bought, and the beer stashed? How about the driving arrangements? Nobody's mom is dropping them off, I hope. Who needs fake ID? See the Planning Committee. Also see your local pharmacist. Be safe out there!
Since there are more girls than boys, has everybody decided on (and is happy with) who is escorting whom? I guess there's only one question left -- which one of you is my date? And do you plan to take me parking after the prom?