- Sometimes when I get an itch, I ignore it and make it a test of wills. Can I will the stupid itch away without having to resort to scratching it? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Some itches will go away if you refuse to give in to them, some you just have to do something about. Nose itches are the worst; they almost always have to be scratched. I seem to be unable to ignore toe itches as well.
- Sometimes I'll see something written somewhere or another and think, "Huh? Are they saying what I think they're saying? They'd better not be saying what it looks like." Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but other times it might be a big stick with which to hit you in the head. Never accept cigars from strangers.
- Am I too old to go to the prom? I only ask because I got some spam offering to sell me prom dresses at bargain-basement prices. I didn't go to my high school prom. I was a hippie kid who thought puffy-dressed, big-haired proms were dorky. Now I'm thinking this might be the perfect age to become a first-time prom queen. Give 'em something to talk about. Who wants to take me?
- I had something else I was going to put on the list but now I can't think of what it was. SJ is diiiiistracted.
nobelmen - Males who have won Nobel prizes.
porn sights - Stuff you shouldn't be seeing.
formated - An especially unseemly mating habit.
i'm curios - You are -- a collectibles cabinet?
The CIA? Please, bring them on. We welcome the wonderful publicity that would bring, to have a book written by the CIA prin...um, published by Putrid. We welcome any and all publicity we can get. The more we are in the news, the more marks...um, authors that will contact us daily and the more they will buy their own books and the more money we will make.
You will never stop us! Not so long as there is one uninformed person left in this world, we will never be stopped. We have crushed the dreams of thousands and have hundreds of thousands more to go. Get over it.
Dear Mondo PugnaciousAsstwit,
Well, I'd say 'uncle' but I'd be afraid Uncle Billie would appear in front of me like some demon spawned outta hell. Therefore, I have no choice but to keep ragging your butt 'til you either do what you promised or drop dead. Either one suits me just fine.
Just so you know, I don't think you want to mess with the CIA. They know stuff that would make your cult look like kindergarten. Not that I have any problem putting a bug in their ear about you, because I don't. And you won't know when I've done it. Bwhahahaha!!
Bottom line, I be infromed and I wants some words printed on a nice pink cover, with a PICTURE, and you get it done pronto, you here me? Oh, God, now look what you've done -- you got me writting like a ship again. Baaaaaahhhhh. But guess whut? My dreems ain't crushed, not by the licks of you. Neener-neener-neener.
Pretty in Pink
I have ran into a problem I hope you can help me out with. You're company published my book 'Whoops - Redfaced Wherewolfs' last summer. Then I applicationed for membership in Wherewolf Writers World Federation. Well they has turned me down saying that I am not a published arther and not elageble for membership. What? I am two published. I am setting her looking at my 2 free copies of my book. It has my name on it not nobody elses. I do not beleive this. So can you write a letter to WWWF and tell them I am to published and they have to let me join? I sure wood appriciate it. And thank you.
You Are In a Fantastic Mood
You're confident, focused, and on top of your game.
People are attracted to your energy right now.
This is the time to go for it - you're likely to get what you want!