With the freakish storm going on last night, it was a bumpy night around here. The rain has finally stopped, but the wind kept waking me up during the night, and not only because it was tossing my porch furniture around like Tinkertoys. It was the wind's howling itself that kept jolting me straight up. That, and the fire department going out all night long. It's still blowing something fierce, so I don't even need to tell you that there was no point at all in doing anything with my hair this morning. By the time I got to work, I looked like the love child of Don King and some wild barbarian warrior woman in full battle mode. I'm not sure even Super Glue could have held against this devil wind. It ripped the flag flying from my porch, too. I hate that. It was one of my favorites -- magnolia blossoms.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Chinese proverb
people of Hispanic decent - The people of Spain are good.
bonified answers - Answers you are sure of down deep in your bones.
stragidy - It's a tragedy that the strategy didn't work.
accpets - What someone allergic to animals says when he walks into a house where there are animals.
people with bog names - Swamp trolls.
Finally! Somebody breathing. Or ... are you a computer? So, anyhow, listen, can I get a spell-check? My pruffs are done and ready for that editorializing yall do. You know, the spell-check? Sometime this century?
Spell Me NOW
We do not have spell check. We do not have editors. We do not accept tone or phone calls or walk in visitors. All we accept is your check for your book. If you are not sending us a check, we do not hear you.
Friendly AuthorSupport Team
Yeah? Well, hear this: (see obscene photo)
So, let me get this straight, you FAST thieves. All the hype on your Web site about line by line editing, one-on-one working relationships with real live editors, is all lies? There's not really even a spell-checker?
Well, I'm not sending you any money. I'll be sending you a subpoena instead. Put that in Billy's helloclopper and fly it.
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Haha-we've-got-your-book-for-seven-years-and-there's- nothing-you-can-do-about-it Publishing
I recieverd my royality check today and I just have one questiion. WTF?! This check is for 17-1/2 cents. WTF bought half a book?!
Thank you for your nonassistance.
Do not take that tone with us.
We will expect your apology for your tone and for you being such a sorry promoter of your sorry book. You did read what your editor thought of your book, right?
Are you running on adrenaline?
|You Are Running on 61% Adrenaline|
Your Adrenaline Level: Borderline Dangerous
You're running around so fast, you don't realize how quickly life is passing you by.
While you may be getting a lot done, you're on the go lifestyle is probably wearing you out.