Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Today, It's All About You

I like an "interactive" day every now and then. It's much more fun to give you guys center stage than have you put up with whatever happens to be on my mind. Instead, we're going to play. With these quizzes and surveys, you'll tell me much more about yourselves than you ever wanted me to know.



How Honest Are You?
How Honest Are You

Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored :

58% which makes you Mostly Honest

You are mostly honest. You can occasioally stray from the truth but its mostly minor stuff and often for good reasons. Not to worry, too much honestly can be bad for you.


Find out how honest you are at Quizopolis.com







Twisted Linguistics is also turning over Words Gone Wild to you all today to define as you see fit. These are pretty good ones and I'm sure you can come up with a wild diversity of "meanings."

juristictions

legal council

ludacris

voyouer

The information I was got told to me.

congrads

villians


Have You Ever Survey
Given a Hickey?yes
Had a one night stand?yes
Made someone cry?yes
Opened your Christmas presents early?yes
Been online for more than 10 hours in a row?no
Pretended to be someone you weren't online?no
Eaten food that fell on the floor?yes
Been caught cheating?no
Been caught naked?yes
Flashed someone?yes
Gone out without underwear on?yes
Got into a fist fight?no
Swallowed bath water?no
Peed in the pool?yes
Thrown up in public?no
Been so drunk you can't walk?no
Peed in public?no
Broken wind and blamed someone else?yes
Done something mean you regretted?yes
Ever played pull my finger?no
Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

Quizopolis


Now that you've indulged me and answered all the questions, allowing me to pick your brains and wheedle your innermost secrets out of you ... you'll have to change your name. Here's where:

Your Outrageous Name is:

Candy Yass

30 comments:

Roxan said...

I'm 75% honest. The quiz didn't cover enough scenarios. I would return the wallet, but I can't guarantee I'd return the cash inside. Probably would, but you never know. LOL

se7en said...

The only good one I could come up with was for voyouer, meaning you like to watch your self rather than others.

8)

Serena Joy said...

Wow, Roxan -- 75%. That's high. I got deemed less than honest because I will, for example, lie to somebody that they don't look like crap. LOL.

That's a perfect definition, Se7en. Good job!

MXI said...

Hey Candy Yass!
I didn't do too well on the honesty thing...honestly...
Yes to all the questions except peeing in public and flashing someone..honestly..
Oliver Clothesoff....

Serena Joy said...

Candy Yass. Hmph. I don't think I resemble that. LOL.

Is that really the name you got, MXI? Honest? LOL!

I should qualify that flashing thing. I have never (and I can, unlike Bill Clinton, define never) flashed anyone I didn't know really, really well. Well, except that time in New Orleans when I needed beads bad.:)

tfg said...

What a coincidence, the name generator actually came up with my real name: Phil Laeshio.

BTW, you should meet me in New Orleans, some time.

Roxan said...

It goes with my new years resolution to be brutally honest. LOL

Kanrei said...

Given a Hickey? yes
Had a one night stand? yes
Made someone cry? yes
Opened your Christmas presents early? no
Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? yes
Pretended to be someone you weren't online? yes
Eaten food that fell on the floor? yes
Been caught cheating? yes
Been caught naked? yes
Flashed someone? no
Gone out without underwear on? yes
Got into a fist fight? yes
Swallowed bath water? yes
Peed in the pool? yes
Thrown up in public? yes
Been so drunk you can't walk? yes
Peed in public? yes
Broken wind and blamed someone else? no, I want credit
Done something mean you regretted? yes
Ever played pull my finger? yes


I got 50% honest which is ironic since I was 100% honest on the test. Next time I am going to lie more and get a higher honesty score.

Serena Joy said...

TFG, are you sure your real name isn't Incor Rigible? Sure, I'll meet you in New Orleans. I'll be the old lady in the turtleneck trying really hard to behave.:)

Serena Joy said...

Roxan, I thought we both said screw the resolutions this year since we have no intention of keeping them, anyway? I think it would be dangerous for me to promise brutal honesty; my damn head would explode.:)

I got 50% honest which is ironic since I was 100% honest on the test. Next time I am going to lie more and get a higher honesty score.

Kan, darlin', you're learning. Some day, if you read this blog long enough, you will be fully corrupted.

Um, why the hell would someone swallow bath water? Dang, I hope nobody had peed in it.

littlebirdblue said...

***How Honest Are You***

According to our experts, you scored :

92 which makes you Extremely Honest

You are extremely honest. In fact maybe a little too honest at times. You should be proud of your honestly but don't forget, sometimes a little white lie is a good thing, not a bad thing

_______________________


I couldn't answer the 'strangest things' quiz because not a single one of those things sounds even remotely strange to me.

________________________


villians-- Groupies for ½ of the Milli Vanilli duo.


Given a Hickey? y
Had a one night stand? y
Made someone cry? y
Opened your Christmas presents early? n
Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? n
Pretended to be someone you weren't online? n
Eaten food that fell on the floor? hell, y
Been caught cheating? n
Been caught naked? y
Flashed someone? y
Gone out without underwear on? y
Got into a fist fight? y
Swallowed bath water? y
Peed in the pool? y
Thrown up in public? y
Been so drunk you can't walk? uhm...straight?
Peed in public? y
Broken wind and blamed someone else? y
Done something mean you regretted? y
Ever played pull my finger? y


--signed, Sue Shi

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

Congrads - I'll be with a room full of them this weekend. Accountants graduating from ICAEW.

Con-grads

;)

Laurie said...

I was right there with everyone else with staying online for hours. No surprise there.

Serena Joy said...

Good catch on villians, Sue Shi. And it's very heartening to know I'm not the only one who's been caught out without undies (not flashing). I regret that I can't drink enough to be unable to walk. Before I reach that point, I have to get my butt home and into bed; otherwise, I'd puke in public for sure.

Bravo, Tania, for the fine (and very apropos!) definition. Congrads again on graduation, the job, and the African trip.

Laurie, how do y'all sit still long enough to spend hours online? One hour and I'm so antsy I just have to get up and move.:)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

I am 83% honest. My real name is Anita Beaver (why a girl, who presumably HAS a beaver, needs another is beyond me, but hey...). I've done some bad stuff but there's a lot I haven't done yet.

"Villians" - the bad guys in your intestines who cause IBS

"Juristictions" - when the judge has Tourette's

"Voyouer" - me...watching YOU! =)

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Greeny. Somebody's liable to tell us why two would be better than one.

I hope there's still some bad stuff left for me to do, too.:)

"Juristictions" - when the judge has Tourette's

Bada-bing! That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw it. Y'all have done a great job with these "words" today. If I had any prizes, you'd all get one.

Hale McKay said...

75% honest

Yes on them all, except caught cheating.

juristictions - determinations as to how many times a voyouer was hit with an ugly stick.

legal council - pow-wow of lawyers to decide if one needs to be hit with more ugly sticks

ludacris - descriptive of comedian Rock's act (who got hit with the whole tree)

the information I got was told to me - as opposed to info I got eaves dropping

congrads measurement of X-rays used at Hanoi airport

villians - the legal council that tried to cover up the Milli Vanilli's lip synching

outrageous name - Hugh G. Rection - LOL!
.....Seriously I was given "Dan Druff."

Rain said...

what fun, I am mostly honest and I have to see about the others. Thanks for the fun.

Serena Joy said...

Woo-hoo, Mike! Those definitions totally rock.

You've -- flashed?! Please tell me you weren't wearing a trench coat at the time.:)

outrageous name - Hugh G. Rection

I believe I might like to meet him. Strictly for some brilliant conversation, you understand.

Hey, Rain! How are you? I hope you're healing from your recent tragedy. I know how hard it was. Hugs to you, kiddo.

JuJu Martini said...

58% honest. Honestly.

Wanted to drop in and say hello. I will be back later for more "it's all about you." Or did you mean, me? LOL ;)

Corn Dog said...

"83% which makes you Extremely Honest

You are extremely honest. In fact maybe a little to honest at times. You should be proud of your honestly but don't forget, sometimes a little white lie is a good thing, not a bad thing."


Pollyanna comes to mind. Someone load the gun and pass it to me. Sheesh!

Lee said...

I'm 92% honest by that quiz. Ummm..not sure if that's good or not!

Liz said...

I am 75% mostly honest too. However I didn't do the 'strangest thing' quiz because none of the options seemed that strange!

Liz said...

And I didn't do the next one because I didn't know what a hickey was.

leelee said...

67% which makes you Mostly Honest

You are mostly honest. You can occasioally stray from the truth but its mostly minor stuff and often for good reasons. Not to worry, too much honestly can be bad for you.

Didn't find much of the strange things strange...'cept for maybe sitting around in your underwear..I didn't answer yes to any of them

Given a Hickey? y
Had a one night stand? y
Made someone cry? y
Opened your Christmas presents early? n
Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? y
Pretended to be someone you weren't online? n
Eaten food that fell on the floor? y
Been caught cheating? y
Been caught naked? n
Flashed someone? y
Gone out without underwear on? n
Got into a fist fight? n
Swallowed bath water? n
Peed in the pool? y
Thrown up in public? y
Been so drunk you can't walk? n
Peed in public? y
Broken wind and blamed someone else? y
Done something mean you regretted? y
Ever played pull my finger? y


Your Outrageous Name is:
Les Bian


This is an awful lot of information to be sharing with you all...oh well....afterall I am "mostly honest"

ThatGreenyFlower said...

Ok, here's one from MamaDrama:

vaginia

This one is pretty self-explanatory, of course. What a grandma calls her lady parts if she lives in Virginia. =)

Serena Joy said...

Hey, JuJu, it's good to see you out of hibernation.

Corn Dog, ain't nothin' wrong with having a little Pollyanna in you. I can't give you the gun, though. There's only 1 bullet, and I'm hoarding it.

Leelee! You're the most honest one in the bunch. Salute!

I know, Liz. Instead of "strange things," it should have said "favorite thing." Do they not call "love bites" hickeys in Wales? LOL.

MamaDrama, I live in VA and I've never called my lady parts that. Now, however, I may. Who's Afraid of Vaginia -- no, I'm not even going there.:)

Hale McKay said...

Serena, the infamous Hugh G. Rection can be seen in action in a video titled
The Handbag

Serena Joy said...

ROTFLMAO! I almost suffocated myself snorting too hard.:)

leelee said...

Oh...that handbag video is hysterical