- Anna Nicole Smith is buried. For now.
- Britney Spears is on a downward spiral.
- Angelina Jolie's adopting a Vietnamese baby. Will she also adopt Anna Nicole's baby?
- Lindsey Lohan is (presumably) still in rehab. Who is fighting with Hilary Duff while she's away?
- Justin Timberlake's star is (inexplicably) rising.
- Nicole Richie's weight is not rising.
- Antonella Barba's revealing photos have shown up all over the Internet.
- The "debutante" bank robbers were captured in Georgia. Now, let's round up the armed puppy nappers in Los Angeles.
- Miss USA was a coke ho.
- Lisa Nowak (the 'Fatal Attraction' astronaut) has finally been charged with kidnapping but not attempted murder.
- Ryan O'Neal and his son had (another) shootout in the house.
But ... we'll always have Paris. Unless she goes to jail for her crappy driving.
Don't mind me, it's the Full Moon and lunar eclipse.
Without the self-important,
The exhibitionists, the hangers-on,
Whatever would the voyeurs
Gaze upon and
What would we ordinary souls
Give us our tabloid headlines
And 24/7 Court TV, for
Otherwise we would go to work,
And come home and sleep, only
To get up and do it all again tomorrow,
Never knowing how the other half
Twisted Linguistics metes out punishment to these Words Gone Wild:
publicitiy - Going through the explicit angst of puberty in public.
preditor - The first red pen-wielding person who gets a crack at your manuscript.
catagrory - Describes the shocking sight of a feline's mangled groin.
committment - Conjoined mittens.
ups nad downs - Somebody kicked ass over heels.
befin - Prosthetic fins for fish.
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