My 24 hours of Rehab worked like gangbusters. Yeah, right. The minute I got sprung, I went cruising the wrong side of the tracks, trawling for bad words. I picked up some pretty rough trade, too. Just look at the Words Gone Wild I brought home with me.
Twisted Linguistics condescended to let me play with the wild bad words a little bit. They won't let me torment them, though. They're hoarding all the fun for themselves.
casuality – Laid back, very light literature, conducive to free love. I'm not sure about this one; what do you think? Adjective, adverb, or some kind of reanimated noun?
Shanhai – Greeting to a person called Shan; also a particularly lethal martial arts move (favored by many a friendly neighborhood dominatrix).
reacieve - Reach and ye shall get, especially if you're looking for love in all the wrong places.
stonebriated – How I get when I’ve had a Word fix.
hillarious – There’s plenty of air in them there hill areas -- where Sadie Hawkins Day is very popular and the chasing is good.
philantropic – The tropics of Philadelphia, soon to be featured in a dirty and very banned book.
I'm considering letting this one move in with me:
hoime – Oi’m thinking of setting up a hoime with this big, bad, grungy, macho hombre of a word. Oh, ho is me.
I'm not really bored (as the picture may imply). What I've been all morning is harried, overwhelmed, and disorganized. There's been no time to contemplate whether I'm bored or not. I haven't even had time to get a Britney report or catch the latest sideshow in the Anna Nicole circus.
What do your hands say about you? (I'm sorry; I have no problem with my analysis, but that picture scares me. I mean, it looks like the aftermath of being ripped apart by wild weredingos. )
|What Your Hands Say About You|
You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.
Idealistic and dreamy, you tend toward the impractical. You have a knack for getting yourself in sticky situations.
Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life.
Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life.